Preppy shoes to rock this summer

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With the major downside of looking like a major douchebag

Mar 27 2013 11:13PM

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the worst is kids who wear chubbies and have no hair on their legs and are still maturing. its sad they look like litte wannabe douches. but they cant pull it off cus they have little kid legs. plus unless your grown and they fit you perfectly, you look FUCKING stupid.

Mar 27 2013 11:22PM

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Where does one buy these???

Mar 27 2013 11:39PM

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http://www.etsy.com/shop/lovejules

Mar 27 2013 11:42PM

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I hope im hairy enough for you ;-)

Mar 27 2013 11:59PM

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picking these up soon!

Mar 28 2013 12:12AM

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i'd say baggy cargo shorts with nike calf socks, chuck t's, a wife beater and a snapback is way more douchey then shorts that fit above the knee

Mar 28 2013 12:21AM

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I agree that shorts should fit above the knee. But these are excessively above the knee, and the pastel colors are so douchey looking to me.

Mar 28 2013 12:38AM

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For sure. I am not willing to wear anything ~2 inches above my knee, because my legs aren't the most attractive things in the word, but I definitely see the appeal. I found this great chart that might provide a visual reference to the discussion going on in this thread.

I agree with most of the points made, especially the one about plaid and cargo shorts. Bleh.
I recently picked up a few pairs of Chino shorts at Old Navy for 15 bucks each! I'd rather pay that price than $300 for a pair of Orlebar Browns that look and feel the same. I now some of you guys are still stuck in the baggy cargo short phase, so I expect this infographic to be somewhat controversial, knowing NS.

Mar 28 2013 12:39AM

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How can a color possibly look "douchey?"

Mar 28 2013 12:39AM

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If anybody wants the link to the Old Navy shorts, it's here: http://oldnavy.gap.com/browse/product.do?cid=45495&vid=1&pid=329273042
They update the colors pretty frequently. Green was not displayed earlier today, now it is. I got a salmon colored one that looks great. They look much better in person than they do in the pictures.

Mar 28 2013 12:43AM

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Pshhhhh bball shorts all day

Mar 28 2013 12:45AM

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Is there an Asian version of white trash? Yellow trash? Wearing basketball shorts as every day clothing would certainly put you in that category. You probably wear sandals with socks too, don't you?

Mar 28 2013 12:47AM

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vs

I agree.

Mar 28 2013 12:52AM

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^fuck thats a piss poor example

Mar 28 2013 12:54AM

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As I often see douches wearing those colours, I associate those colours on those shorts with douchebags.

Mar 28 2013 12:55AM

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Unfortunately, I'm now going to have to associate breasts with fucking idiots.

Mar 28 2013 1:02AM

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Well now I'm going to have to associate T-Rex's with hurting my feelings on the internet.

Mar 28 2013 1:04AM

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Every single retarded inbred hick at my school (trust me there are a lot of them) wears flannels. So by your logic everyone who wears flannels in a retarded inbred hick.

Mar 28 2013 1:05AM

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I'm not saying you have to, I'm saying when I see a guy wearing short pastel shorts, I think he looks like a douchebag.

Mar 28 2013 1:08AM

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tfm

Mar 28 2013 1:09AM

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You probably wear plaid shorts and cargo pants.

Mar 28 2013 1:12AM

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Not since I was around seven years old.

Mar 28 2013 1:19AM

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Interesting. Now you just stick to tie dye and boat shoes with socks.

Mar 28 2013 1:22AM

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I feel like the perfect size on that chart is a little too short and the longest is just about an inch longer than perfect

Mar 28 2013 1:22AM

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Chubbies look like some genital destroyers if I ever saw some.

Mar 28 2013 1:48AM

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they don't fit tight or with a really high rise... i don't know how they'd destroy your genitals

Mar 28 2013 1:52AM

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Well I wouldn't fucking know that ya kook seeing as how I wouldn't be caught dead in a pair. Any style > preppy style.

Mar 28 2013 2:01AM

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Preppy dresser = Patrick

You = Hobo

Mar 28 2013 2:48AM

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For me you can only wear shorts if you are sailing or if your age is represented by a single digit in Arabic numerals.

Mar 28 2013 2:58AM

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-see 'not giving a fuck' thread.

This summer ill be rocking
A. Heelys--yes they still sell them. And in adult sizes
B. crocs--dark blue, I wouldn't want to come off as 'douchey'
C. Sanuks sandals
D. Adidas slides
E. merrel mocs
F. Fake sanuk boat shoes or whatever made by dockers.

All rocked with jorts or naked

Mar 28 2013 2:58AM

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We here in America firmly believe in thigh exposure, we dont take kindly to these Arabic Numeral fellas youre talkin about either.

Mar 28 2013 3:37AM

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danderson.

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If you knew anything about that book, you would know that Patrick wears high fashion clothing as do I. Therefore, sit the fuck down.

Mar 28 2013 6:27AM

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hahahahahahahahahaha

Mar 28 2013 8:43AM

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nagger

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yeah I bet he rocks this whip too. it's really nice, but again, difficult to maintain in the weather.

Mar 28 2013 9:31AM

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If this is the the guide that you base your style off of, I would judge you.
Negatively.

Also, if your legs look like that, go to a gym, that's gross.

Mar 28 2013 11:02AM

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