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This person has never had a blowjob

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gnarschralped
Posts: 178 - Karma: 123
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/fashion/features/the-politics-of-pubic-
hair-why-is-a-generation-choosing-to-go-bare-down-there-8539673.html

no clicky as im on mobile
Mar 25 2013 2:02AM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
I digress.



I do believe it is THIS person who has never had a blowjob before: http://goo.gl/ykHWq
Mar 25 2013 2:09AM
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,635
It's true. You haven't.
Mar 25 2013 2:15AM
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Dr.Dickless
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 1,392
The lack of a dick does make things hard...


Mar 25 2013 2:33AM
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Horsefacekillah
Posts: 867 - Karma: 878
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Mar 25 2013 2:41AM
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ALMIGHTYSOSA
Posts: 2800 - Karma: 2,102
wtf
Mar 25 2013 2:45AM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,019
lol good one
Mar 25 2013 2:47AM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
quoting a terrific first post.
Mar 25 2013 3:03AM
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MathClassStiffy
Posts: 133 - Karma: 196
Well played
Mar 25 2013 3:06AM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
Crab lice are going extinct, true story. Thank god vegans are taking the lead in preserving old growth habitat.
Mar 25 2013 3:11AM
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Dunnah
Posts: 1215 - Karma: 277
OP, the author of that article is a woman and therefore isn't on the receiving end of a blowjob.
Mar 25 2013 3:53AM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
Dammit. lol
Mar 25 2013 8:30AM
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SacZiplock
Posts: 2405 - Karma: 513
means nobody ever had a blowjob.... wait wat
Mar 25 2013 9:26AM
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Z-Juice
Posts: 3151 - Karma: 1,504
Nailed it
Mar 25 2013 9:30AM
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Crispy.
Posts: 6109 - Karma: 7,683
Was it supposed to redirect me to eheaths profile?
Mar 25 2013 9:46AM
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newnewschool
Posts: 400 - Karma: 439
Incredible, just incredible
Mar 25 2013 1:06PM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
Holy shit at first I thought everyone was laughing at my expense and I was like wtf I didn't think I even existed on this site?


Well played, well played.
Mar 25 2013 1:22PM
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alvy.
Posts: 2134 - Karma: 377
Wait but I thought...oh..it was all a dream...:'(
Mar 25 2013 1:29PM
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SwaggerAsFucc
Posts: 353 - Karma: 13

silly you... i have gotten one before

Mar 25 2013 1:37PM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,231
well done
Mar 25 2013 1:41PM
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howlongcanausern
Posts: 4982 - Karma: 1,737
not cool man way to single me out
Mar 25 2013 1:42PM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
Hahahaha!
Mar 25 2013 1:47PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
I used to read...

No. I'm not gunna go there.
Mar 25 2013 1:56PM
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foodbuffet11
Posts: 843 - Karma: 84
I attained fournier's gangrene as a child and never look back.
Mar 25 2013 3:55PM
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RaphKP
Posts: 77 - Karma: 211
I don't think you understand the joke, you must be new here.
Mar 25 2013 5:01PM
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JWD*
Posts: 466 - Karma: 225
ahh you had me for a second there
Mar 25 2013 5:19PM
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Peachbutt
Posts: 623 - Karma: 601
Whereas you've been here for a whopping 2 weeks...
Mar 25 2013 5:22PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,989
No u
Mar 25 2013 6:25PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
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Mar 25 2013 6:29PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37380 - Karma: 119,948
Is it bad I've never gotten one?











It's awkward now, isn't it?
Mar 25 2013 6:33PM
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theschneidler
Posts: 2099 - Karma: 355
HOW DID YOU KNOW
Mar 25 2013 9:04PM
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AcidKneeDrop
Posts: 890 - Karma: 279
....Word up magazine
Mar 25 2013 9:26PM
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Olimar
Posts: 3535 - Karma: 4,076
I used to read Word Up magazine
Mar 25 2013 9:29PM
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Olimar
Posts: 3535 - Karma: 4,076
wow... fuck me. Well thats enough internet for one week.
Mar 25 2013 9:30PM
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SkiinTrigga
Posts: 212 - Karma: 89
Hahahaha I was like, "Fuck you dude" At first.... then i realized.....
Mar 25 2013 9:35PM
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B.Aussie
Posts: 5852 - Karma: 4,531
Article doesn't woork for me.
Mar 27 2013 5:37AM
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7springsprod
Posts: 2661 - Karma: 3,181
Plead the 5th.
Mar 27 2013 6:46AM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
After the first response I thought the link fucked up and only went to my profile. Would have been a huge fail. Haha
Mar 27 2013 10:56AM
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