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Kate Upton gets asked to prom

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*TURBONERD*
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I can't say I'm a huge Kate fan, but I know NS has a chub for her.

Her response?
“@JakeDavidson23:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvxqUEMDBp8 …” you can call me Katie if you want! How could I turn down that video! I'll check my schedule ;)" on her twitter.
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cwillygood
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"i read sports illustrated" hahahah
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ALMIGHTYSOSA
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lol what a champ
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BrewskiJr
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dat nipple hair. How could she say no
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artfullydodged
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This is how to use youtube.
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Backyard.Skier
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well i would probly go to prom with her
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nagger
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she only said yes cause he's gay.
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ski.cats
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because that kid's prom isnt already going to have enough chubby chicks dancing with their gay friends
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49566738265
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"I'd do anything to make sure you came."

How could she say no?
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CluckaChuck
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so alpha
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cbj
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Winning.
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slugworth
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The Prom. not prom
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DeRizzo
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good for him
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roddy116
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cbj
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If Kate Upton goes, this isn't just a prom. This is THE PROM
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NPF
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boss.
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grown-ninja
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I'd rather bang half the girls in this kids class if I was him over ku, at least you know those girls haven't been passed around every professional athlete under 30.
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JWeinstock
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your kidding... any of your friends could be like "I fucked _____, hottest girl in the town" and you could be like "Yup, i Fucked Kate Upton, cover of sports illustrated"
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theabortionator
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Does the school hire the best band or dj and force all the kids to take lessons to be up to par with she's all that?
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Chron_Rabbit
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fujarome
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Difference is that his friends actually have a chance of banging their dates, whereas this kid does not.
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ForeverYung
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That's cool and all but I feel like it would be creditably awkward 
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DGski
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah no
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Kid.Kelley
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So true. If kid thinks he is actually gunna get with ku. Then he crazy
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freestyler540
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I laughed like a Vulcan
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pow_pow~
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imagine trying to hold a conversation with her, im not the shy type but fuck that would honestly be hard
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Downtofilm
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deleted5
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Well not half but I'd take the 3 hottest girls in my hs to prom over ku.
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icon1234
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Oh it would be hard, but I am sure she would do a good job at not making it awkward. Look at this video, Mila Kunis is a champ:



So pretty much it would be up to Kate to keep the conversation going.
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