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Best iPhone apps for the pooper?

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DirkaDirka
Posts: 298 - Karma: 1,079
So I'm a big advocate of taking long poops and I enjoy entertainment during them, but what am I saying, who doesn't? I've exhausted Angry Birds and I am not really into games unless they are super catchy at first. I still get down on Words which is cool, but I'm looking for some other fun iPhone apps for my phone that will keep me entertained not only in the shitter, but in general.
Any suggestions?

Side note: if anyone is in need of some Words opponents, drop your user name
Mar 24 2013 1:26AM
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,352
instagram.
Mar 24 2013 1:30AM
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turducken
Posts: 749 - Karma: 601
Snapchat.
Mar 24 2013 1:42AM
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DirkaDirka
Posts: 298 - Karma: 1,079
Instagram is my jam and I definitely crush it while on the shitter, just looking for other options as well.
Mar 24 2013 1:43AM
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*SID*
Posts: 3133 - Karma: 975
Real Racing HD
Mar 24 2013 1:47AM
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Edward.
Posts: 9366 - Karma: 445
fun run and battlebears. i play those games til my ass cheeks go numb on the toilet every day
Mar 24 2013 1:48AM
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hokkanee
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 435
sudoku and hungry shark evolution
Mar 24 2013 1:53AM
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dunkaroos
Posts: 2574 - Karma: 633
ninja fishing
Mar 24 2013 1:53AM
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DirkaDirka
Posts: 298 - Karma: 1,079
Thanks guys! Keep em coming.

Also, anyone know of any good Instagram accounts to follow? Like NatGeo type shit or entertaining celebs to follow?
Mar 24 2013 2:08AM
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Dan.
Posts: 7201 - Karma: 1,126
Shit the old fashioned way, get a book.
Mar 24 2013 2:30AM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
>>Instagram is perfect because you can dick around as long as you want. When youre done you are not really giving up anything because the photos do really suck and you dont get attached to anything
:)
Twitter is like that too
Mar 24 2013 2:31AM
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Toasty.
Posts: 6198 - Karma: 2,330
Snapchat video your facial expression of initial drop.
Mar 24 2013 4:04AM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
I always start with taking a picture of me pooping and send it to an friend of mine, have a quick conversation about my poo, and when hes pooping he does the same to me ( we allready are doing this for 2 tests every day) after that i just gonna play hillclimb racing
Mar 24 2013 5:13AM
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Royal-bamboo
Posts: 294 - Karma: 105
Ifunny
Mar 26 2013 2:11AM
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dreadyboy
Posts: 2306 - Karma: 34
temple run, pretty much all my high scores are set while pooping
Mar 26 2013 2:13AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537
Do you actually speak like that or did you have a minor stroke that made you type like a Justin Beiber tweet for a sentence?
Mar 26 2013 2:14AM
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DirkaDirka
Posts: 298 - Karma: 1,079
That's my NS hoodrat grammar, bra.
Mar 26 2013 2:23AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537
*Brak

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Mar 26 2013 2:45AM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
Calvin and Hobbes, freeskier magazine, decline magazine, bike mag, and any book that i'm reading at a given point in time generally do the trick.
Mar 26 2013 2:57AM
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Rafiki
Posts: 3858 - Karma: 2,251
hungry shark evolution. download it.
Mar 26 2013 3:10AM
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SwagtasticWalrus
Posts: 1268 - Karma: 184
On Instagram straight FLEXIN. Popped a molly I'm SWEATIN.
Mar 26 2013 3:40AM
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Crispy.
Posts: 6116 - Karma: 7,712
WOOOH!
Mar 26 2013 10:48AM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 122
kingdom rush, it's free and it took up probably 6 months or so straight of my poopin time til i beat everything.

fucking peggle, i've had it for probably 2 years and i'm still trying to beat everything, plus its definitely the best on a touchscreen.
Mar 26 2013 10:51AM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
94 seconds and fun run.

Mar 26 2013 10:51AM
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Benedetto.
Posts: 2526 - Karma: 64
The pictures really do suck, huh? That is why you are so addicted to it? That is why you waste more time then anything on Instagram and twitter.


Just admit you love that shit and can't figure out while you'll stare at the same non changing bullshit for hours!!

Ranting at ya because I always hear people making silly excuses for the hours they spend social networking. Sack up and admit your addicted to "reality".

:)
Mar 26 2013 10:56AM
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Benedetto.
Posts: 2526 - Karma: 64
Oh and btw, madskills mx is a sick old school motocross game I've played for years when really bored.. The controls are 2 arrows, a brake and gas. Not that up and down, move the screen bullshit!!
Mar 26 2013 10:59AM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
94 seconds, bike race, mobile NS, twitter
Mar 26 2013 11:01AM
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fragglemuffin
Posts: 3312 - Karma: 444
theCHIVE mobile app!
Mar 26 2013 11:19AM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
we have a winner folks.



also, ive been playing alot of harbormaster lately.
deliver cargo whilst dropping cargo.
Mar 26 2013 11:30AM
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
shits lame. all about subway surfer.


and then theres always tinder...
Mar 26 2013 11:36AM
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Peachbutt
Posts: 623 - Karma: 601
Cliff diver and skee ball
Mar 26 2013 2:41PM
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zmvnk
Posts: 180 - Karma: 218
new social app called vine download tell your friends then let the magic unfold.  my user name is zackery its that new
Mar 26 2013 6:04PM
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Bonzalo
Posts: 2593 - Karma: 1,812
Right now I'm playing "Hill Climb" like there is no tomorrow.
Mar 26 2013 6:13PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,105
I maxed out the monster truck and am working on the race car, snowmobile and tank. I love this game
Mar 26 2013 6:20PM
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Bonzalo
Posts: 2593 - Karma: 1,812
My friend has the rally car maxed out and its fucking rad.
Mar 26 2013 6:43PM
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pink_squid
Posts: 1188 - Karma: 368
You all have fecal bacteria on your phones. I bet you are touching your face right now
Mar 26 2013 6:48PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
Minecraft.

Costs $8 but it'll make for the most creative and enjoying 2s of your life
Mar 26 2013 6:50PM
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andybob
Posts: 474 - Karma: 35
I fricken love Solitaire on the shitter.
Mar 26 2013 10:01PM
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gravel
Posts: 5520 - Karma: 42,295
Mr. Aaaaah!
Mar 26 2013 10:06PM
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ski_ENDUB
Posts: 2535 - Karma: 86
ifunny will change the way you poop
Mar 26 2013 10:37PM
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Spicy.Cat
Posts: 479 - Karma: 706
The best
Mar 26 2013 10:42PM
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Crispy.
Posts: 6116 - Karma: 7,712
^^Thank you for making my day, that song is such a joke within my group of skier friends.
Mar 26 2013 11:46PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,105
snapchatting my poop is so fun
Mar 26 2013 11:46PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
Bad Piggies
Mar 26 2013 11:47PM
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.SG
Posts: 138 - Karma: 47
Jewel Mania is my personal go-to.
Mar 27 2013 12:08AM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
Just spent 30 minutes building a heli-pad and bridge... Didn't even have to go
Mar 27 2013 12:16AM
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Squeenerd
Posts: 731 - Karma: 186
Where's Waldo. Used to take all 3 of them into the bathroom when I was younger and would spend like an hour and a half reading those, forgetting that I was initially dropping a deuce
Mar 27 2013 3:38AM
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ryantheconnolly
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 108
ruzzle, play as many 2 minute games as you need to fill the time
Mar 27 2013 4:48AM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
Your shitter gets google chrome?!?
Mar 27 2013 11:10PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,105
dude get with it. everyone has smart toilets nowadays
Mar 28 2013 12:19AM
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Brenone
Posts: 4944 - Karma: 296
The Chive is the best for wasting time.
And Tetris is a classic.
Mar 28 2013 11:32AM
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