I was tripping out on NyQuil the other night since I've been really sick. I was awoken by a beetle about the size of a nickel crawling across my ass hairs at about 2 am. I then proceeded to pick the beetle and throw him in my water cup. I stabbed him while he drowned with a paper clip covered in resin. Nyquil made the whole experience feel so surreal. It was creepy, it felt like the beetle was an omen.
Anyways, that bitch died for fucking with my anus.