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Beetle on my anus

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JAHSHUA
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I was tripping out on NyQuil the other night since I've been really sick. I was awoken by a beetle about the size of a nickel crawling across my ass hairs at about 2 am. I then proceeded to pick the beetle and throw him in my water cup. I stabbed him while he drowned with a paper clip covered in resin. Nyquil made the whole experience feel so surreal. It was creepy, it felt like the beetle was an omen.

Anyways, that bitch died for fucking with my anus.
Mar 20 2013 5:16PM
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erikK
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the fuck
Mar 20 2013 5:23PM
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Reister
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Mar 20 2013 5:26PM
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Chinchi
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the fuck
Mar 20 2013 5:28PM
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Wallisch_pl
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I would have went about it by calmly stabbing where the beetle was and burning down my entire house
Mar 20 2013 5:29PM
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Spinoza
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There was no beetle dude
Mar 20 2013 5:29PM
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_Garagely_
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Why would you take nyquil to trip out?

Mar 20 2013 5:31PM
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Orrin
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Mar 20 2013 5:32PM
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introvert
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you know how I know you're 14?




jk robotripping is fun
Mar 20 2013 5:33PM
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JAHSHUA
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I'm actually 22 and I didn't take NyQuil to trip out. Nor would I ever do that. But, I was definitely noticing the effects at 2 am. It felt very woozy and dream like. Guess I should drink less next time.

I've heard some crazy robo trip stories though. My buddy was telling me all his friends turned into fish for six hours.
Mar 20 2013 5:35PM
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Jeebus.
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You need to wipe your ass better if dung beetles are after your anus.
Mar 20 2013 5:36PM
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introvert
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This guy I know did DXM thought he was a juice box


To this day, 3 years later, he still goes around saying POKE YOUR STRAW INTO MY BELLY AND DRINK MEHHHHHH
Mar 20 2013 5:37PM
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Ski_Alot
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lol this thread
Mar 20 2013 6:46PM
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cubber
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and your post/sig
Mar 20 2013 6:50PM
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FerrisBueller
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what is ns now, just a bunch of kids thinking its summer nsg?
Mar 20 2013 6:57PM
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DirkaDirka
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That story was so dark and trippy that it was actually creepy.
Mar 20 2013 6:59PM
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Snowgoner
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this makes me cringe just thinking about it
Mar 20 2013 7:00PM
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Hoeseph
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i feel like a beetle crawling on my anus would be pretty creepy regardless of whether or not i was "tripping" on nyquil or not. did you have a fever? cuz i've had some pretty trippy experiences when i've had a really high fever. my parents said one time when i was like 5 i sat straight up in the middle of the night and started speaking complete nonsense really loud, scared the shit out of them
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