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A reclining toilet

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Wompuscat
Posts: 818 - Karma: 380
Isn't this just a freaking amazing idea? A reclining toilet, mount a TV in front of you. Fuck that newspaper shit, you could have the news on the next time you're blasting a dookie. I figured non-ski gabber could go places with this idea.
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,823
I have one, nice try though.
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,494
Wearing a diaper in your living room recliner does not count.
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
except that the reclined position isn't the best position to be in to try and squeeze one out.
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,823
yes it does.
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theabortionator
Posts: 52660 - Karma: 174,947
I shit way to fast for it to be worthwhile. Cool concept though.


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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
I already spend enough time in there
and it would throw off the physics, no thanks
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Inline.
Posts: 4424 - Karma: 432
As long as you are in a squatting position, it would make it easier to pinch a loaf. Proof: http://www.squattypotty.com/
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stupendous-man
Posts: 8637 - Karma: 13,297
You must be one of those <1 min shitters, I envy you.
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whoa-dere
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the front would get sooooooooooo nasty
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chubbspeterson
Posts: 575 - Karma: 4,341
it would only work if your legs went way up in the air also
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Spinoza
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not for comfort, but it would be useful if the back moved forwards and bacwards for you. it will change the angle of your bowels and make for more efficient waste excretion
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El_Barto.
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