April Fools Idea thread

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rubber band the lever to your sinks sprayer down so when the faucet is turned on it will just spray instead of coming out of the faucet.

Mar 19 2013 6:16PM

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edai

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Tacks (sharp end up) on your teachers chair.

Glue to the bottom of her mouse.

Bottled semen to pour on kids notebooks'. (the pages stick together)

Scissors to cut off girls' hair.

etc.

Mar 19 2013 6:17PM

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blazer258

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Hide your friends bed and send him on a scavenger hunt to find it with clues, put it in a random yet obvious place and plus he cant sleep till he finds it

Mar 19 2013 6:18PM

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SnowMiser

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Im photoshopping my online grade report to make it look like i'm failing, printing it, assembling some fake disciplinary reports, then forging a letter to my parents asking for a conference to discuss relocation, etc. using some school stationary i found on my teachrr's desk. Tailored for my parents, i assure you they will flippeth shitteth

Mar 19 2013 6:20PM

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Dr.Powpow

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Gold

Mar 19 2013 6:21PM

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CaelW

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put hotsauce in friends chew. I really want to try the bed idea

Mar 19 2013 6:36PM

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Spinoza

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It's oldschool, but I've always wanted to do toothpaste in Oreos.

Mar 19 2013 6:37PM

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.Elli.

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Last year I faked a pregnancy test so I could convince my boyfriend and parents that I was pregnant. None of them took it very well.

Mar 19 2013 6:47PM

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Mag

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so much potential, the ones with huge effort and planning are the best.

Mar 19 2013 7:00PM

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CheddarJack

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it would be so much better if you did that before April and have the "meeting" be on April 1st so when your parents go in to talk to your principle, he/she will have no idea what they're talking about

Mar 19 2013 7:00PM

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Dr.Powpow

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Can you freeze jello in the toilet?

Mar 19 2013 7:03PM

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level_juan

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a easy one for school is putting like greean, yyellow,and red food coloring on the mouth of water fountains so when the water comes out its brown. not harmful and kids freak out.

Mar 19 2013 7:23PM

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Mag

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Inb4 someone uses lead based paint and ends up poisoning the school.

Mar 19 2013 7:25PM

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El_Barto.

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Share a shower? Point the shower head at the door the night before. Next morning comes and BAM...first person to shower get blasted

Mar 19 2013 7:29PM

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cuntdestroyur

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tape on faucet sprayer. easyest i could think of

Mar 19 2013 7:32PM

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Jane6

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for april fools two years ago I got an account on NS

but for reals, I'd love to troll my friends so hard this year. Threads for ideas.

Mar 19 2013 7:33PM

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.Hugo.

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Threads for ideas

Mar 19 2013 7:36PM

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cuntdestroyur

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but can be messy kinda...

Mar 19 2013 7:44PM

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_Garagely_

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If someone's chair at school has a concave shape pour a bunch of water onto it.

Mar 19 2013 7:51PM

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.Hugo.

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Ya I did this to my mom when I was younger and thought it was hilarious... until she made me clean up the water all over the kitchen. Was totally worth it though

Mar 19 2013 7:52PM

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Rafiki

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i just find public restrooms and put ketchup packets under the little stoppers that hold the seat up. then when someone sits they get squirted on by my packets

saran wrap over the seat works well too

Mar 19 2013 7:57PM

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Heart

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Run a blowtorch over someone's door knob/handle for a few minutes, or until near red-hot. wait for them to come touch it

Mar 19 2013 8:01PM

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*steeze_is_good

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If you have access to wall hand sanitizer take out the bag and fill it with jam or anything else that would be real nasty

Mar 19 2013 8:05PM

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edai

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haha love shit like this.

im thinking maybe waterboard my sister this year? last year i tied knives to strings and hung them over my brothers bed so when he sat up to get out of bed in the morning he got his face all slashed apart. they were from his knife collection to, talk about irony

Mar 19 2013 8:06PM

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JakeBarrett

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put listerine in teachers coffee

Mar 19 2013 8:06PM

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whoa-dere

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viagra in teachers coffee

Mar 19 2013 8:07PM

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FLBP

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Throw bird seed all over their car, nothing like a flock of pigeons shitting all over someone's car for a good laugh.

Mar 19 2013 8:09PM

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Mag

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This makes me want to set something big up, pretend to kidnap someone and see how long it takes them to cry/go insane(obviously without doing anything too weird haha)

Mar 19 2013 8:09PM

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cowofawesome

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Lock someone's door from the outside while they're sleeping so they can't get out, and have a tape recorder set up somehow so when they wake up and realize that they're locked in they hear "Hello... I want to play a game"

Mar 19 2013 8:54PM

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.Hugo.

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Pretty much all doors lock from the inside and open to the inside...

Mar 19 2013 9:01PM

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JWeinstock

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my brother does this to me so much and i hate it. i always get sprayed so hard

Mar 19 2013 9:06PM

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papermache

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reminds me of april fools a couple years ago. I forged an eviction letter from my landlord to my friend (we had the same landlord). shit was priceless, had to spill the beans because I thought he was gonna cry!

Mar 19 2013 9:12PM

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J-C

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Use laxative chocolate to make chocolate chips cookie

Mar 19 2013 9:23PM

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-emile-

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hahahah I just can't picture a scenario where this would even go well

Mar 19 2013 9:25PM

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robotdna

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On a colder night, crap on the windshields of their cars, then shape the crap into dicks. Then stick them all over the windshield with a bit of pee and they will freeze overnight into car-shit-dick-dildos.

Mar 19 2013 9:26PM

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El_Barto.

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Its a harmless prank that is a bitch to be on the recieving end of. The best kind of prank

Mar 19 2013 9:30PM

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FerrisBueller

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Mar 19 2013 9:33PM

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Static

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tape mouse traps next to light switches

Mar 19 2013 9:38PM

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EmperorKuzco

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You're a weird fucking kid I'm guessing

Mar 19 2013 9:43PM

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whoa-dere

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great idea

Mar 19 2013 9:47PM

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Static

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mouse trap in a bag of chips

Mar 19 2013 9:53PM

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Darth.Maul

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Burn a swastika in someones yard.
Put a duck insude of a school dance. (fone this, great lols were had!)
Chicken boullion in the shower head
Door stoppers under all the doors in the house.
Fishing line tripwires everywhere!
Change the time on all of the clocks you find.
Set up 1am alarms.

Mar 19 2013 9:59PM

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_DUSTY_

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If you have hardwood floors put butter on them, if you aren't expecting it it can hurt. It's messy but april fools only happens once a year, you can clean it up.

Mar 19 2013 10:06PM

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