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MilaKunis
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This is not a petition. I demand that you tell us your
Entire life story right here in this thread. If we have any questions about it you must answer them. You must answer all questions about life as well. These are my demands.
Mar 19 2013 10:48AM
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.Hugo.
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No they are not separate. They are directly connected
Mar 22 2013 12:57AM
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TijmenDal
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That's good!
My granddad has been getting a lot older (mentally) the year and a half though. He's very healthy, just not a 100% with it anymore. Such a shame, because he's an awesome dude.
Mar 22 2013 10:52AM
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artfullydodged
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*drool


Your taste is impeccable.
Mar 22 2013 11:01AM
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Laurent.
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Yup. fijne tentjes, wel hoog vegamuesli gehalte maar altijd lekker rustig en die bagels zij behoorlijk te pruimen.
Mar 22 2013 11:20AM
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Jane6
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word
Mar 22 2013 11:30AM
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theBearJew
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Si.
Mar 22 2013 11:34AM
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.Hugo.
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Ja
Mar 22 2013 11:36AM
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Laurent.
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Lol the google translation of this is horrible.

"Yup. fine tents, vegan granola is high grade but always nice and quiet and bagels they quite palatable."
Mar 22 2013 11:40AM
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CheddarJack
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What does it actually say?
Mar 22 2013 11:41AM
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snwbrdmilf
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Google translation is my favorite part of being friends with Jane6 on fb.
Mar 22 2013 11:41AM
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Jane6
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Hahahaha!
Mar 22 2013 11:43AM
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Laurent.
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Yes, nice establishments although there is a high vegangranola vibe, but it's always pleasantly quiet and their bagels are pretty darn edible.
Mar 22 2013 11:49AM
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DILLINGER
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Does Lawrence have a proper English (Read: British) accent?

Because it really pisses me off when people that aren't british / don't sound british use the word "bloody".


Mar 22 2013 1:09PM
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Laurent.
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Received Pronunciation.

I went to school with two British lads who have taught me subconsciously over the years.
Mar 22 2013 1:17PM
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DILLINGER
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What I like to hear!

No offense but the Dutch aren't exactly known for speaking the king's perfectly.
Mar 22 2013 1:19PM
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Thadius.Castle
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Lawrence is a pretty established troll. I bet he's some douchey redneck from Gerogia, that has relatives in Europe, where he gets his knowledge of the Euro, geography, fine breads, and culinary arts.
Mar 22 2013 1:28PM
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Laurent.
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I completely managed to kill off my Dutch accent.

And none taken, we Dutch joke about it a lot. And if we don't the British do:


Mar 22 2013 1:29PM
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Rosbif
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The Dutch are actually well known for being really good at English, especially compared to other Euros like Germany. But yeah they do have a hilarious accent, smoke and a pancake?
Mar 22 2013 2:37PM
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Phil-X-
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I dislike the headlights but thats it
Mar 23 2013 1:30PM
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Spinoza
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So true haha. Some of them are hilarious
Mar 23 2013 1:35PM
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Shukovski
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You are not human.
Mar 24 2013 8:04PM
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MilaKunis
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Even his Internet speed is godly.
Apr 10 2013 9:56PM
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Laurent.
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Meh 120mb down is not terribly fast over here, I could get faster If I spend more, seems useless to do so other then internet bragging rights.
Apr 11 2013 2:47PM
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MilaKunis
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Mine is at 8 sooo you slightly got me beat
Apr 11 2013 2:51PM
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Huck_Norris
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Damn, then how did I take such a shellacking when I was sticking up for him the other day in the "what's on your mind" thread?

Oh well.
Apr 11 2013 2:53PM
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theBearJew
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Are we still waiting to hear his instagram name?
Apr 11 2013 2:54PM
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Phil-X-
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Lawrence do you smoke weed? Just wondering
Apr 11 2013 2:59PM
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Puzzled
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Fancy weed?
Apr 11 2013 3:37PM
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Phil-X-
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same, If he does id imagine its either only joints in coffee shops or some oils in a high end scientific rig. Like a nice JAG or something
Apr 11 2013 3:43PM
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Blake.P
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I could see some perfectly rolled spliffs (euros love their tobacco) with very high end bud
Apr 11 2013 6:01PM
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white+wolf
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but you said it, you said "nightcrawlers" and I just, I have to know what that is.
Apr 11 2013 6:22PM
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feihlination
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ik sprek en beitien nederlands

brot met worst

todelijk

footen an de wand

hande an de tau

lopen

drekken

pein

opstan

lotlaten



i work in a high ropes course during the summer and at least half of customers are from netherlands. most of them are too young so they arent that good at german or english. so i, with my outerwordly ability to adapt to hostile environments, picked up these language bits and abuse them in a thought out plan to occupy more tip dollar.
Apr 11 2013 6:43PM
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BmoChop
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It might be weird that I remember this but I think in a stash spot thread he implied that he had smoked but his drug of choice is cocaine because it better fits his lifestyle
Apr 11 2013 10:21PM
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Heart
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1Gbps here. GOML. Just kidding, I can't imagine 120 ever being too slow.
Apr 11 2013 10:24PM
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feihlination
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you dont get it, youre like these guys 20 years back who said that a computer doesnt have to have more like 32 megabyte of RAM or more than a 10 GB harddisk.

at some point it may be normal that you download holographic movies in realtime, or that we all have these 3D printers at home and you can download the complexest things and print them yourself, each file having 100 gigsn. so bandwidths will constantly go up up to a technological threshold, but not a psychological one.

obviously, we dont "need" anything of that, but we're acting like we do.
Apr 12 2013 6:37AM
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Heart
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Point taken. Completely uncompressed 4k video requires a 150mbps connectinon and I'm sure other things will come along and require even more data usage.
Apr 12 2013 12:17PM
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Laurent.
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That spelling is brilliant.


And I barely smoke weed, I usually bang 0,5 gram rocks of ice.
Apr 12 2013 3:46PM
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lamadelrey
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winning?
Apr 12 2013 5:25PM
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Laurent.
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Bi-winning!
Apr 12 2013 5:41PM
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Phil-X-
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God damn. We may be brothers separated at birth... how old are you?
Apr 12 2013 6:33PM
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feihlination
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if there is any irony in that first part, i hate you. otherwise i feel confirmed in my top-notch language abilities.
Apr 13 2013 6:10AM
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CliffyByro
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yo i hear copying other people's art and passing it off as your own is super cool these days

http://victordiemer.wordpress.com/tag/sketch-2/

he's a BIIIIIG FAAAAAT PHONYYYYY




Apr 13 2013 9:01AM
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FuckAllOfYou
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They're similar but the ones on the site different and more "complete". From what i've seen lawrence post his look simpler and not anything like those.
Apr 13 2013 9:47AM
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CliffyByro
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dude. first post on the second page:

Click for larger image
Apr 13 2013 9:53AM
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Zimmerman
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Are you also the member with a somewhat extensive knowledge of cosmology, astronomy, and quantum physics?
Apr 13 2013 6:24PM
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DBowden
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Hmm
Apr 13 2013 6:53PM
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FuckAllOfYou
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ok jesus I only looked at the first page. I don't even know why i'm defending the guy. maybe he can still draw but he just stole his ideas from the site. idk. why do I care? I also don't know
Apr 13 2013 8:59PM
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MilaKunis
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I wish his name was still Lawrence

Jun 3 2013 11:07PM
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stickski
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why do you care about some random person?
Jun 3 2013 11:27PM
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.Rybak.
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Isn't it bukakke bagels now?
Jun 3 2013 11:29PM
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