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stickski
Posts: 1938 - Karma: 1,529
So a lady in my neighborhood that I sort of barely know called me and wants me to juggle for a party she's throwing, I have never been paid for juggling and she asked me to name a price. I am planning on juggling balls, clubs, rings, knives and torches, how much should I charge for an hour?
Mar 18 2013 9:03PM
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level_juan
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how many hours?
Mar 18 2013 9:05PM
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[legit]
Posts: 73 - Karma: 122
is she hot?
Mar 18 2013 9:05PM
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Blurst
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At least three butt touches.
Mar 18 2013 9:06PM
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Troy.
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this is crucial information
Mar 18 2013 9:06PM
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LoathesRaisins
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Pics required or I can't give an accurate price.
Mar 18 2013 9:08PM
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Joebin
Posts: 1664 - Karma: 867
We cannot accurately suggest a price until pics of said female have been posted in the thread.
Mar 18 2013 9:09PM
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stickski
Posts: 1938 - Karma: 1,529
one hour, she's not hot. I love nsg
Mar 18 2013 9:10PM
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Skavengers303
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this^^^ if its only like an hour or something i'd charge fifty bucks, but if its awhile you're going to be there i would put it at like fifteen to twenty an hour
Mar 18 2013 9:11PM
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grapejuice3000+
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just do it for the love of the juggle.
Mar 18 2013 9:12PM
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LoathesRaisins
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You can step right the fuck off OP
Mar 18 2013 9:13PM
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HitTheJim
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To all of those saying that pics of the woman are essential, I will leave you with a bit of Demetri Martin knowledge. The number of balls a man can jungle is inversely related to the number of women who will juggle his balls, thus rendering OP helpless with the ladies. I'd look at the going rate for clowns, magicians and what not and charge a bit less.
Mar 18 2013 9:14PM
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Olimar
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fun with quotes.
Mar 18 2013 9:37PM
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BigScaryLarry
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juggle her jugs
Mar 18 2013 9:42PM
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little1337
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Mar 18 2013 9:43PM
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Spinoza
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She's not hot? One thousand dollars then
Mar 18 2013 9:44PM
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Rafiki
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am i the only one that didn't notice a /claim?
Mar 18 2013 9:45PM
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little1337
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#shameon9gag
Mar 18 2013 9:51PM
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whoa-dere
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i love this so much hahaha. maybe it's because it reminds me of myself a bit
Mar 18 2013 9:57PM
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B.Wood
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75$
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A rimjob
Mar 18 2013 10:28PM
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