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Fuck trees.

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.Jacob
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Camping motherfuckers.
Mar 18 2013 8:00PM
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Hoeseph
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it's perfect, with each headbutt to the trees, he loses more brain cells, thus increasing his desire to headbutt more trees
Mar 18 2013 8:03PM
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CaptainDiabetes
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"fuckin pamper mother fuckers!"
Mar 18 2013 8:28PM
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CaptainDiabetes
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*pampered

Mar 18 2013 8:29PM
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Cotter
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TL;DW
Mar 18 2013 9:59PM
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a_burger
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I really wanted a bunch of hornets or bees to pop out of one of them
Mar 18 2013 10:05PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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hahahahahaha
Mar 18 2013 10:06PM
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Phil-X-
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This guy.... This guy I like.
Mar 18 2013 10:13PM
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Maturin
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This actually looks like a great way to spend an afternoon... after a beer... lots of beers.
Mar 18 2013 10:20PM
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_Jeffrey_
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Why? What did the tree do? ( typical Oregonian response?)
Mar 18 2013 10:21PM
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*ninja*
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haha
Mar 18 2013 10:25PM
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ShredMasterPlus
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"You see the danger i put myself in!" bahahahahaha
Mar 18 2013 10:29PM
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7springsprod
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I lost so hard at 1:43. This is actually really entertaining to watch haha
Mar 18 2013 10:31PM
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freestyler540
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Dammit now TLC will make a show about this
Mar 18 2013 10:46PM
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Arabian
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... and people ask my why I hate everyone around me.
Mar 18 2013 10:54PM
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Arabian
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... and people ask my why I hate everyone around me.
Mar 18 2013 10:54PM
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KravtZ
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hahaha this is fucking awsome. That guy fucking rules
Mar 18 2013 10:54PM
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keepithyphy
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FUCK SALT
Mar 18 2013 10:55PM
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Chunter
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Well that's pretty neat. You can tell those trees are all rotted and weak because of the way they are.
Mar 18 2013 10:57PM
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BrewskiJr
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this guy rules. The rock throw at 2 minutes is great
Mar 18 2013 10:58PM
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keepithyphy
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Haha good video though
Mar 18 2013 10:58PM
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monkatizer
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i actually do this occasionally, its fun.

that guy is fuckin great
Mar 18 2013 11:09PM
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chicken
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This is exactly how i've built some helicopter pads before.
Mar 18 2013 11:14PM
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Tinga
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why is he so angry?
Mar 18 2013 11:21PM
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chicken
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well where I was the trees themselves were burnt and fucking solid. The pain of swinging an axe into a burnt tree and having it just stop is such a shitty thing. but once I saw how eroded the ground was I tried just pushing it over roots and all and as soon as I realized how easy it was I just went to town. I made like a 100' pad in an hour just pushing over trees. Because they were burnt they were also super light so I was literally throwing like 20'+ trees and dragging the biggest ones without a problem.

I think I looked like a coal miner when I got on the helicopter.
Mar 18 2013 11:24PM
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Chron_Rabbit
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no
Mar 18 2013 11:49PM
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*Bird
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just wondering, why did you need to make the helicopter pad in the first place?
Mar 18 2013 11:50PM
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dompuch
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funny how he gets so pissed if it doesnt fall first try lolzable
Mar 19 2013 12:07AM
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CheddarJack
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hahahahaha I fuckin lost it when he just went right through the tree
Mar 19 2013 12:21AM
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CheddarJack
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hahahahaha I fuckin lost it when he just went right through the tree
Mar 19 2013 12:21AM
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*Bird
Posts: 1895 - Karma: 316
your icon makes me want to have cheez its so badly now GOT DAMN
Mar 19 2013 12:47AM
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Hammyslapwagon
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nice dub post bro
Mar 19 2013 12:48AM
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stupendous-man
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I died at 1:42
Mar 19 2013 12:55AM
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Chunter
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So the helicopter could pick him up and he could go home.
Mar 19 2013 1:41AM
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ct_steeze
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Mar 19 2013 2:09AM
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ct_steeze
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sorry for the double post... but that might be shaun white at 1:30
Mar 19 2013 2:12AM
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grapejuice3000+
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sometimes I find dead trees like these and climb them. you have to be very careful or else the tree will fall. then once you get to the top, you like dig yourself into the tree trunk until you are completely hidden, or nobody can see you from the ground at least. Then I just wait there, looking up at the sky, imagining life as a tree. After two days with no water you really start to see things, I've visited baphomet and met forest nymphs almost every time i do it. Great way to get closer to nature.
Mar 19 2013 2:13AM
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chicken
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helicopters can't land in the trees
Mar 19 2013 8:59AM
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theBearJew
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what kinda helicopter do you have?? Mine does.
Mar 19 2013 9:10AM
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chicken
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haha I don't have a helicopter but usually astars or if I was unlucky a 206 or md 500
Mar 19 2013 9:57AM
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chicken
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I've heard stories of helicoptes mowing down trees though. Is yours a lawnmower helicopter?
Mar 19 2013 9:58AM
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chicken
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exactly like this one, but higher up the mountain where they are a bit shorter and the soil has washed away. It's just such a blast

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Mar 19 2013 10:17AM
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theBearJew
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yea I land on places like this on the reg... trees dont bother me.
Mar 19 2013 10:20AM
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*Bird
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... i mean why did a helicopter need to pick him up in the first place.
Mar 21 2013 12:17AM
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