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I wanted to tell everyone on Newschoolers the story of my best friend ski-buddy Teves Tepps, the best skier taht ever to ski on any mountain (including yours) ever. If you think Teves Tepps's skiing is the best than let's all post here about how much gooder his skiing is then everybody else's. This thread is also to talk about how much we love Teves' film company, Tepps Production, and his outerwear company, Sega. I think Tepps makes tha best gangsta out of dat whole 4by(3^2) crew and they are all so cool. Teves also makes excellent mouthwatering candy with the help of his tiny orange full tilts while skiing at Chocolate Park Candy City. Thank you for gracing us with your ski goodness Teves for we are truly not worthy>
tl;dr lol
Spark Notes: Lay off the riding; Teves's dick is starting to chaffed.