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Conspiracy theory...

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Ehh...
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Here me out, so grab you aluminum foil hats and listen up:

Andy calls out Steve Stepps sponsors saying they're not giving him the stuff he deserves for the amount of notoriety he has.

Saga and Andy get into a somewhat heated debate (from what it sounded like over the internet) and Steve leaves to go join Oakley

Steve comes back to Saga (unoffically no press announce on this) and Saga produces another Steve Stepp episode.

Steve then takes over Saga's snapchat and says that Saga is letting him take over the company slowly. Saga backs this claim saying that it won't happen all at once relating as "rome wasn't built in a day"

Finally today Saga lets Steve have their number to text people at random. Something that only someone with a lot of power could do.

Conclusion: Saga is giving Steve more power ever sense it was called out. Steve also looks like Willy Wonka, could also explain this situation a little better. Coincidence? Possibly. But we'll never know...


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Saga.
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now we're geting somewhere
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percs
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Its all so clear now

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qeefmasterflex
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Steve's
Agonizing
Gapers
Association
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Saga.
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thats good but..

Steve's
Antagonizing
Gapers
Association


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qeefmasterflex
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Splice
Admires
Giray's
Ass
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Ehh...
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Steve

Always

Gets

Asshole
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Museum.ski
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i knew it!
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Ehh...
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You mean I knew it...

Steve will take over Saga much like Napoleon took over Europe.
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DaffyDaDak
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This thread will be legendary, in the future we can look back and see how it began as steve slowly started taking over the world
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Ehh...
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Funny thing is that this may have accidentally or incidentally from Andy's comment. No one will know.
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jpastor
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Steve Stepp who is Splice who is Saga is controlling the Saga account on NS which means he is God.
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*JDBP*
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Steve is in a league with Beyonce and Jay-z.

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Kretzschmar
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And since he's black Steve it all works out
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SteveStepp
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Saga is just the first company Andy and I have plans to take over
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Ehh...
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This complete's the theory. When Saga is finally taken over, all will be reviled.
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skiSBmaine
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threads for andy's input on the situation
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WIllW
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Andy has a broken rib now. Who is responsible? Someone use math to show me how this fits in...
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Jpurd
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Are we talking about stepp productions?
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Ehh...
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OH SHIT. This throws a wrench in the system... time to back up our calculations.

Before Thall= Steve Stepp= Green Goblin = Splice = Illuminati = Andy Parry = Wizards = Crazy Take over of Saga.

But sense Andy Parry has a broken rib at adds another integer into the equation.


Thall + caps lock king = Steve Stepp + Pink Power Ranger - Willy Wonka = Splice. Splice = Steve Stepp = Illuminati.

Illuminati = Andy Parry. Andy Parry+ Broken Rib - Limb + Robe and Wizard Hat - Chicken Wing + Traveling Circus

= SAGA TAKEOVER WITH A MINOR DELAY DUE TO ANDY'S RIB
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Jib_High
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Are you a math major?
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Ehh...
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No but I am computer Science major which involves a lot of math. So close enough. It explains why I was able to do such a difficult formula with no problem.
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Mr.Sloth
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My art teacher gave me three days of ISS for talking to Steve stepp... She mist know something
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skiSBmaine
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Do explain
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Ehh...
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She must be a crusader out to fight against the Illuminati
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dvx100
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Sloths go to school?
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Jane6
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-emile-
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hahahah first gif of yours where I geniunely laughed
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-emile-
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but seriously though

if steve stept and andy perry with an e now = saga
that means yoke is now overpowering saga and are now putting them out of business.
and steve stept also = splice (however he is only a mere puppett in splice's game)
that means splice = line fulltilt amplid yoke saga and stepp since the green goblin owns stepp productions


splice is now becoming the skiing overlord with the help of his minions andy perry and steve stept

splice = line , full tilt , saga , oakley , yoke , oakley and stepp productions.

it is all a conspiracy , ask shloppy , he's seen it all in the future.

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tcgoldman
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JIB_WALRUS
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I bet the truth is hid on the level 1 site
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Ehh...
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Fuck I didn't even think to ask Shloppy how this all pans out. He's real quiet even though he's been the future.


Which also explains steve stepps death being in the past. Maybe Shloppy had to go into the future and kill him because Steve got too power hungry and tried to take over the world and turn everyone in to Oompa loompas.


God DAMN YOU BLACK STEVE!
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Ehh...
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Still waiting on Andy's thoughts on his future company
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Kretzschmar
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Sooooo bump?
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Newschoolers55
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i got it all figured out.
Andy Parry shouted ''Tanner Hall'' when he did his first ever double backflip. Andy is a friend of Will Wesson who films for Level1. Tanner Hall brokes his ankles at chads gap. SO at level 1 calendar, you can find coordinates of chads gap where is a secret laboratory owned by Steve Stepp aka Splice. Its the place where he plans his world take over with shaun white.
If you think why shaun white? I gotta conspiracy. splice=Steve stunt=saga=snowboarders on team=snowboarding=huckfest=shaun white.
Now we just have to find coordinates of that laboratory from level 1 calendar.
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gperry1
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Volvo242i got it all figured out.
Andy Parry shouted ''Tanner Hall'' when he did his first ever double backflip. Andy is a friend of Will Wesson who films for Level1. Tanner Hall brokes his ankles at chads gap. SO at level 1 calendar, you can find coordinates of chads gap where is a secret laboratory owned by Steve Stepp aka Splice. Its the place where he plans his world take over with shaun white.
If you think why shaun white? I gotta conspiracy. splice=Steve stunt=saga=snowboarders on team=snowboarding=huckfest=shaun white.
Now we just have to find coordinates of that laboratory from level 1 calendar.


I found it! It's right in level 1's calendar! The date in the calendar with the coordinates is the day Steve stepp takes over, its JanuarhsjedbdxudiedndideijwhwudhdjJwowosdj

All is good here. There is no conspiracy and Steve stepp will never take over saga. Do not look in level 1's calendar there is nothing there.
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Kretzschmar
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captain_whaleI found it! It's right in level 1's calendar! The date in the calendar with the coordinates is the day Steve stepp takes over, its JanuarhsjedbdxudiedndideijwhwudhdjJwowosdj

All is good here. There is no conspiracy and Steve stepp will never take over saga. Do not look in level 1's calendar there is nothing there.


You must be fun at parties
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Newschoolers55
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captain_whaleDo not look in level 1's calendar there is nothing there.


Yes there is. You obiviosly didnt try hard enough.
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Nicholas.Suchy
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Jane6Did shit just get real?


Sure did......
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