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FREE PAIR OF LINE SUSPENDERS

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slc_utahboiii
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free pair of line suspenders shipped to whoever can make me laugh the hardest with a story, gif, pic, video, anything like that, I will ship for free no cost on your part I am just super bored and have some extra suspenders, I will decide in a weeks time who made me lolz the most and pm whoever wins and post who ever wins so get to it yo!

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Mar 18 2013 10:45AM
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blazer258
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I can tell you a story when i get home , threads
Mar 18 2013 11:01AM
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BeefiestExpert
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threads I will be back

Mar 18 2013 11:22AM
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.Hugo.
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Mar 18 2013 11:36AM
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Julian.F
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why did the chicken cross the road?
Mar 18 2013 11:37AM
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Jelle
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Mar 18 2013 11:51AM
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TRAP_CHEF
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http://imgur.com/NuRKnHA cant embed cuz im on mobile
Mar 18 2013 12:15PM
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midwestFTW
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The story i have is of my brother.
It was Christmas morning and we live in northern Indiana. Middle of no where Indiana though. My brother likes to sleep in like most people his age. #teenager But my mother saw a possum outside in the bird feeder. So we go to get my brother, who is really Huck Fin to get rid of the damn thing. So my brother starts out with a BB gun. Not bad but didn't kill it. just made it scared and want to run away. Went out the back side of the bird feeder but got stuck. So we though decided to just go to the other side of the feeder and shoot it from there. Didn't work. this damn possum was stuck really good. My younger brother then told me to hang on a second. He had an idea. He came right back with his new tool. A 7 iron golf club. Took the golf club to the possum and hit it right out of the feeder. (no damage to the feeder and my mother said those golf lessons were useless). then hit it a couple more times. We then went and got a shovel and threw the possum in the trash. then proceeded to go inside and have Christmas.

Hope this story is good enough for your bitchin gift.
PS. wont be giving these to my brother. Overalls have built in suspenders.
Mar 18 2013 12:52PM
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Lick
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Mar 18 2013 1:01PM
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SwitchUpkid
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwnoFbOORJA

http://youtu.be/wwnoFbOORJA
Mar 18 2013 2:17PM
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blueberrymuffin
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBv2OAhGqeM
Mar 18 2013 2:26PM
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blueberrymuffin
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBv2OAhGqeM
Mar 18 2013 2:27PM
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SwitchUpkid
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Mar 18 2013 2:57PM
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SwitchUpkid
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Heres the other one
Mar 18 2013 2:59PM
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brodiegato
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haha k dude this isnt a skiing related story but here it goes so i was making a brat for lunch the other day cus my mom hadnt gone to the store n there was no food except frozen brats cus i never have food in my house. so me being the dumbass i am think its a good idea to cook this brat on the skillet since it was snowing n i was not about to start up the grill. so i put pam on the skillet (god knows why) and it starts to smell so wrong. the smoke detector goes off right as the mailman comes to the door and since just the screen door was open he usually opens it and puts the mail on the ground...so he hears the smoke alarm and goes 'sir are u alright?' im just like yeah everything is fine though the dog is freaking out the entire house is pretty much filled with this god awful smelling smoke and all i wanted was a fucking bratwurst to eat. so finally that all settles n i put the brat on a bun with ketchup n mustard n then i eat it but its pretty chewy and i keep eating it but halfway thru i look at it and realize it is pretty much completely raw inside. god i was pissed and realized i shouldnt do anything cus im such an idiot hahaha. my dad and sister give me so much shit for it. it was just chaos and im a dumbass but it was so funny hope the typed out story made u lol at least some suspenders worthy enough.

Mar 18 2013 3:10PM
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Plankton
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was browsing random profiles on facebook, and found this guy:
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Mar 18 2013 11:14PM
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wellthisisold
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So a guy walks into a bar, and sees a giant pile of cash on the bar counter. He ask the bartender about, who replies: "You can win that cash."
So they guy asks what he has to do, and the bartender says, "Well - there is a horse in that room over there - if you can make him laugh, you can win the money."
The guy agrees, and goes into the room with the horse. When he comes out, the horse is laughing its ass off, and can't stop. The bartender, impressed, gives the man the money.

The next day, the man goes back to the bar, and sees new pile of money. He asks the bartender if he can win it again. The bartender responds, "Sure. Just go into that room and make the horse cry."
The man agrees, and enters the room with the horse. When he comes out, the horse is in tears. He collects his money.
Then the bartender ask him, "How did you make that horse laugh, and then cry like a baby?"
The man says, "Well, it was simple. The first time, I told him my dick was bigger than his. The second time, I showed him!"

And some extra lolz:

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Mar 19 2013 12:23AM
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.Hugo.
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You have the writing skills of a preschooler
Mar 19 2013 1:05AM
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Obese.Geese
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Ok, i went camping, and we got this camper for cheap, and it had a propane heater, and were all asleep, and it was a really small camper, so it had a propane, Co2 detector, and a carbon monoxide and my little brother was sleeping right next to the detector, and than he just rips a giant fart, setting off the detector, and my dad wakes up and just yells shit, and hits his head on the roof, and everybody was freaking out thinking the camper is fucked. Than my brother gets up and it stinks like shit and than we found out he shit himself.... Moral of the story, don't fart in a small area, especially if you don't trust it...
Mar 19 2013 1:26AM
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samiyam
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzLqOmovIME
Mar 19 2013 1:34AM
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LarryHoover
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2Je3K7DgVQ
Mar 19 2013 1:35AM
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David6
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRItYDKSqpQ
Mar 19 2013 1:37AM
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JoshWong
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I like applesauce
Mar 19 2013 9:08AM
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owenmci
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Mar 19 2013 9:58AM
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owenmci
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this video is just weiird

Mar 19 2013 9:59AM
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ScubaSteveFather
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Great Read for the laughs and maybe it'll get me those suspenders :-)


A girl's first time

As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.

He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.

He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.

He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before.

His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.

After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.
Mar 19 2013 12:08PM
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JustinLavallee
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This video is just.. so funny!

Mar 19 2013 4:29PM
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mnskier.
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http://youtu.be/ROllzFU-zwU
Apr 1 2013 8:47PM
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DosasNMimosas
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XfLjK3o6GE
Apr 1 2013 8:53PM
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esjaydee
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Awkward Interviews with Kyle:

if you dont think these videos are funny, i dont even know.... they are probably the best thing that has ever happened to me. LOLOLOLOLOLOL. watch the whole thing.

He interviews people and asks questions that make no sense to be awkward. ENJOY:









Apr 1 2013 9:10PM
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esjaydee
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PS: I REALLY WANT THESE
Apr 1 2013 9:11PM
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.currier.
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Biggest joke i know. I heard he can't even do a 180
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Apr 3 2013 5:35PM
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trilliswillis
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<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/N4OPr_QxoFg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Jun 12 2013 6:25PM
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Forcillo
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so who won?
Jun 12 2013 6:44PM
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SassySloth
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Click for larger image Dont expect to win but cool you're doing this! :) Im sure who ever does will love those babies
Jun 12 2013 8:34PM
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SwitchUpkid
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he told me i won but he never sent the suspenders. I have the messages as proof and want to call him out on it. He is a fake and wasted my time
Jun 25 2013 3:27PM
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SamBLUEAH
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i consider my life a joke and a very funny one too
Jun 10 2014 11:24PM
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Bucklay
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Jun 11 2014 12:52PM
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Jlyneva
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Jun 11 2014 1:27PM
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Jlyneva
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http://youtu.be/h14wr4pXZFk
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