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How far have you gotten with a snow bunny on the lift?

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vex_64
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I was just wondering this cause ive made out with some girls but never gotten any farther than that...has anyone actually managed to get some dome on the way up the lift?
Mar 18 2013 10:23AM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 25,313
So many things to keep track off.

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Mar 18 2013 5:53PM
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Obi-Wan-Jenobi
Posts: 951 - Karma: 119
You just got told to tone it down by ar6rider. Now is when you take a long hard look at your life and change some stuff.
Mar 18 2013 5:55PM
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[hamnuts]
Posts: 2356 - Karma: 439
LOL imagine if you got your dick stuck to the chairlift bar! :O
Mar 18 2013 6:00PM
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johnnyBuz
Posts: 1438 - Karma: 1,270
I don't know what the average age of NSers is or how many in tho thread are virgins but the idea of banging on a chairlift is mindboggingly stupid and far fetched.

Never mind the fact that getting your dick up and getting both of your snow pants and whatever else you are wearing down is a pain in the ass, how are you supposed to bang her?

The only feasible way IMO would be for her to ride you. Good luck trying to play ski twister trying to get her skis around yours while facing you. Not to mention, if the chairlift stops suddenly that bitch is falling off backwards and since your dick is inside of her you are going with her.

Once again I reiterate how retarded this is. If a girl on the lift was DTF I would just take her to a smoke shack or my car in the parking lot. Win win.

Carry on.
Mar 18 2013 6:04PM
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SKIWAGEN
Posts: 497 - Karma: 313
this is dorsia!
Mar 18 2013 6:06PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,103
it was a quad and i sat right next to her. then i was too pussy to talk to her so i bet she was confused haha
Mar 18 2013 6:07PM
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Laurent.
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Kinky.
Mar 18 2013 6:08PM
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Obese.Geese
Posts: 339 - Karma: 288
One time, I rode the lift up with a pro skier chick... If she was about 3 years younger id probably have rode with her/ on her /claim
Mar 18 2013 6:17PM
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Stadtski
Posts: 972 - Karma: 3,349
i fingered and made out with a girl on the gondola once
Mar 18 2013 6:34PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
chatting about our skis.
Mar 18 2013 6:34PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10627 - Karma: 7,423
i hate you and everything you stand for.
Mar 18 2013 6:44PM
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pink_squid
Posts: 1188 - Karma: 368
did you get beat up too?




























LOL SEPARATE THREAD REFERENCE
Mar 18 2013 7:02PM
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nagger
Posts: 1576 - Karma: 883
over the pants hj
Mar 18 2013 7:05PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
oh! we're here already? ohhhk
Mar 18 2013 7:22PM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 25,313
Yes, dear.

Butterslut, you're gonna have the peanut butter soup...
with smoked duck and mashed squash. New York Matinee called it "a playful but mysterious little dish." You'll love it. And then the red snapper with violets and pine nuts.

I think that'll follow nicely.
Mar 18 2013 7:24PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18221 - Karma: 12,321
Hey OP that was me with a wig on.......


~SkI SunDowN~
Mar 18 2013 7:35PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
i've had my penis touched on a chairlift but more as a silly joke. although the guy sitting next to me didn't find it too silly so now my uncle is facing sexual assault charges
Mar 18 2013 7:43PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
on her? she would probably try to tell you that she doesn't date f@g0tz
Mar 18 2013 7:44PM
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cheaaaaaa
Posts: 830 - Karma: 630
If both parties have helmet and goggles on its a real challenge to hook up (without removing some protection). If you don't know now you know.
Mar 18 2013 8:37PM
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Obese.Geese
Posts: 339 - Karma: 288
Why you gotta ruin my happiness man?
Mar 18 2013 8:55PM
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a_lurker
Posts: 255 - Karma: 121
thats what i thought of when i read that too. maybe were like twins or something
Mar 18 2013 9:35PM
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little1337
Posts: 8240 - Karma: 47,815
I've kissed my mom.... does that count?
Mar 18 2013 9:49PM
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gusestomp
Posts: 1377 - Karma: 746
YES.
Mar 18 2013 9:54PM
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johnnyBuz
Posts: 1438 - Karma: 1,270
Sorry bro I wasn't trying to rain on any parades, just telling it like it is. I've pulled some numbers from the lift but you're better off just finding a nice secluded tree run for a quickie in the woods.
Mar 18 2013 10:30PM
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Daph
Posts: 5978 - Karma: 5,006
its my life goal to have sex in the tram at big sky. but i'd have to make sure the lifty stopped it for a bit cause its only a 3 min ride. but dude, getting fucked right above the big coulair with all the mtn goats watching? damn
Mar 18 2013 11:34PM
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keepithyphy
Posts: 76 - Karma: 17
I've ridden up chailifts with girls that have talked to me a lot before and stuff, and a couple times on the gondola. On the chairlift the girl was with an annoying dude, and when she kept trying to talk to me he would make fun of her and shit for talking to me (probably because she was 5 years older). And on the gondola a few times I've seen hot chicks and imagined it... some of you have actually gotten head?
Mar 18 2013 11:39PM
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dompuch
Posts: 1448 - Karma: 1,184
i got dome on a tbar nbd
Mar 19 2013 12:01AM
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Peter.
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i have to return some video tapes
Mar 19 2013 12:05AM
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ThatMNkid
Posts: 157 - Karma: 548
i played simon says once with two chicks it got kinda weird when i ended touching both of their helmets and we were chattin the rest of the day
Mar 19 2013 12:05AM
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Chron_Rabbit
Posts: 988 - Karma: 1,567
I've seen it
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Mar 19 2013 12:11AM
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PeppermillReno
Posts: 4798 - Karma: -676
I have never banged or nutted on a chair lift. Dunno how you could logistically, even a bj is probably awkward enough that she might fall off.

I have had some steamy make outs on a lift but they're overrated since skiing down with a semi isn't fun.
Mar 19 2013 12:24AM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 831
i thought the instructor was behind you but some 7 year old whipped your ass?
Mar 19 2013 10:19AM
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dispatchQ_main
Posts: 2619 - Karma: 629
My friend once got head outside the lodge near the parking lot. Thats close enough to the lift right?
Mar 19 2013 10:53AM
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E-Nix
Posts: 382 - Karma: 187

Wait, dome? Like a helmet? Well one time my ski instructor gave me dome since I didn't have mine on. Next run she fell and hit her head and died. To this day I refuse to get dome from anybody. Just remember kids, always wear protection.

Mar 19 2013 11:08AM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 831
you're trying too hard
Mar 19 2013 11:09AM
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theblackrod
Posts: 2162 - Karma: 575
Your first comment leads everyone to believe you are not a virgin, but saying because you are inside of her you are going with her is ridiculous... Do you hook up with Dyson vacuums? You're a virgin...
Mar 19 2013 1:20PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
Head in a gondola never did anything on a lift.
Mar 19 2013 1:24PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,362
Hes like 26. stfu
Mar 19 2013 1:26PM
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Afronaut
Posts: 190 - Karma: 558
haven't met one yet :( but season ain't over :D
Mar 19 2013 1:28PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,362
Besides, maybe hes go like cat dick with barbs on it and shit
Mar 19 2013 1:32PM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
Well, I'm not that high maintaince, you're the one insisting on taking me out to the classiest place in the world. Give me some (read: a lot of) tequila and some canned corn and I'm yours forever. Or the night.
Mar 19 2013 2:39PM
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pmw
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Mar 19 2013 2:41PM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,896
... or fucking mountain goats with all the lifties watching... wait.
Mar 19 2013 3:11PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
apparently my english professor is having one of his classes read american psycho and write a paper about it.


ironically, my english professor reminds me a lot of patrick bateman. or at least he portrays himself in this way. im never sure if he's being serious or not
Mar 19 2013 3:30PM
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Kooky_Lukey
Posts: 1002 - Karma: 1,966
This would be amazing but unless you got on the tram after it closes youd have to have like a standing up, 15 packed people orgy... dont really know how that would work out but hey its worth a shot
Mar 19 2013 3:48PM
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johnnyBuz
Posts: 1438 - Karma: 1,270
The falling off because you are inside of her comment was a joke dipshit but if she falls backwards and is holding onto you and her legs and skis are wrapped around yours there is a good chance you are going with her.
Mar 19 2013 9:07PM
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