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Ski Pickup Lines

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ThatMNkid
Posts: 157 - Karma: 548
hey all im headin out west next week and im lookin to pick up some snowbunnies on the lift, so i need some good skiing pickup lines.... or if your a high school chick lookin for a crazy guy and is going to be in whitefish in the next few weeks hit me up ;P
Mar 17 2013 9:55PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,451
Put a Monster sticker on your helmet and tell them you're pro
Mar 17 2013 9:57PM
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clive_bixby
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 499
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Mar 17 2013 9:57PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,103
are you a lifty? cuz you sure are lifting me up hurrr hurrrrrrrrrr
Mar 17 2013 9:57PM
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Olimar
Posts: 3535 - Karma: 4,076
Hi, pretty great conditions today.
Mar 17 2013 9:59PM
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EricaMN.
Posts: 2704 - Karma: 347
its snowing
Mar 17 2013 10:02PM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,896
I'll nose butter your box if you lip slide my rail.
Mar 17 2013 10:03PM
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DaRealDroBoi
Posts: 564 - Karma: 7

Lick a girls helmet on the lift...they love that.

or show off by skiing shirtles.....this only works if you have a sexy bod

Mar 17 2013 10:03PM
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steezburgereddie
Posts: 1059 - Karma: 1,945
Yes
Mar 17 2013 10:04PM
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JWeinstock
Posts: 3439 - Karma: 1,352
how are the conditions today?
Mar 17 2013 10:05PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,103
why would you ask that if you're right there
Mar 17 2013 10:07PM
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FLBP
Posts: 1794 - Karma: 310
Mr. Huck to the rescue
Mar 17 2013 10:07PM
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most_mint
Posts: 506 - Karma: 175
Im no weatherman but you can be expecting 6-8 inches tonight..


(; (make sure you wink.)
Mar 17 2013 10:11PM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,896
This is the best one I have heard in forever.
Mar 17 2013 10:32PM
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stupendous-man
Posts: 8637 - Karma: 13,293
so much quality
Mar 17 2013 10:51PM
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^henski^
Posts: 36 - Karma: 19
Single?
Mar 17 2013 10:55PM
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DeRizzo
Posts: 3827 - Karma: 3,485
haha
Mar 17 2013 10:59PM
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7springsprod
Posts: 2661 - Karma: 3,181
No no no.

Its: "I see you were in the singles line there."
Mar 17 2013 10:59PM
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Bonzalo
Posts: 2593 - Karma: 1,812
You know that 7 inches of fresh we got this morning?...guess how I measured it
Mar 17 2013 11:05PM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,175
Sit between two snowbunnies.

Proceed to ask them how many shoulders they have.

Then count their shoulders starting with the closest and end with your arms around both bunnies.
Mar 17 2013 11:09PM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,896
Situational: Girl falls and hurts her leg. You ski up and say, "you should probably elevate that ... on my shoulder".
Mar 17 2013 11:17PM
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James.May
Posts: 494 - Karma: 321
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Mar 17 2013 11:45PM
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SkiFreshPow
Posts: 233 - Karma: 335
Hey are they doing avalanche control? Because I definitely see a bombshell.

booyah
Mar 18 2013 1:00AM
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northeast
Posts: 2119 - Karma: 254
I don't think they use shells for avy control, but I'm basing that on my zero real knowledge of avy control.
Mar 18 2013 1:03AM
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KingGeedorah
Posts: 890 - Karma: 1,576
Ay gurl, are you a DFD? Cuz we bout to get kinky! Or the more coy and indirect approach of: I would like to have sexual intercourse with you please.
Mar 18 2013 1:11AM
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*ninja*
Posts: 2108 - Karma: 1,143
cool coat do your underwear match it? haha idk
Mar 18 2013 1:13AM
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dompuch
Posts: 1448 - Karma: 1,181
Pretty funny, threads for later
Mar 18 2013 1:54AM
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Rolfe
Posts: 357 - Karma: 20
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Mar 18 2013 1:58AM
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johnnyBuz
Posts: 1438 - Karma: 1,270
How many push-ups can you do?
Mar 18 2013 2:00AM
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introvert
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 1,482
wait. what?
Mar 18 2013 2:03AM
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simuhn
Posts: 142 - Karma: 86

"I couldn't help but notice you too are in the singles line..."

yeah I know its a repeat. its good. and has yet to work. got told I was a creep last time. fucking some girls have no appreciation for boldness
Mar 18 2013 2:09AM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,896
I told this one to the guys on my freestyle team a few years back. They were going to try it out, but it never worked out.

So some of the mountain photo chicks were pretty hot. You get off the lift and they come up to you and say "Picture"? So when that happened, one of my guys was going to say, "sure, can I have a few of you naked"?

Mar 18 2013 10:30AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
Are you really gonna ever use any of these anyways?
Mar 18 2013 10:44AM
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MilaKunis
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 3,646
Is the snow soft? Cause I'm not
Mar 18 2013 10:47AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11988 - Karma: 12,261
Hey babe wanna hand drag my round bar?
Mar 18 2013 11:10AM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,896
I had a girl use this on me.

I was skiing with friends and this random chick tagged along with us. I thought I was going to have to coach that day and left my civies at home, so I had to borrow some gear from a friend. He's a pretty big guy and the stuff, especially the ski pants were huge on me. I was definitely going for the serious baggy look that day.

Riding up the lift with the random chick, I made a comment that the pants were so big that two of me could fit in them. The girl says "well, you can get into my pants anytime you want." I looked over at her and she says, "...seriously". She was definitely smokin, and I was pretty much floored.

Here's where NS is going to crap all over me. I told her "thanks, but my wife and kids would probably be bummed". Thankfully I did all of my pillaging prior to marriage. No interest in throwing it all away, regardless of how good the pickup line is. Truth.
Mar 18 2013 11:14AM
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Bonzalo
Posts: 2593 - Karma: 1,812
I can confirm I was baggy pants.
Mar 18 2013 11:17AM
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ChuckTesta
Posts: 960 - Karma: 258
they use a combo of howitzers and bundles of dynamite, depends on where you are though
Mar 18 2013 11:22AM
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YouAllSuck
Posts: 632 - Karma: 1,177
This sir is what I would consider quality
Mar 18 2013 11:57AM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,896
Do you mind if I put down the restraining bar?
Mar 18 2013 12:01PM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 25,313
I have an official Red Bull beanie, it does the job, very well.
Mar 18 2013 12:02PM
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ThatMNkid
Posts: 157 - Karma: 548
@butterslut... of course I am!!!
Mar 18 2013 1:05PM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
Ay gurl r u a beaver cuz dam. Not skiing related though. I just felt like posting it.
Mar 18 2013 1:47PM
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Chunter
Posts: 2050 - Karma: 1,894
"Have a good run!"

Thanks you too!
Mar 18 2013 1:47PM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
I must be a snowflake, because I just fell for you.
Mar 18 2013 1:57PM
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saxon
Posts: 1159 - Karma: 551
relevant? unless they've all been said

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Mar 18 2013 2:02PM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 25,313
Implying Connery needs a pick-up line, your mere presence is already enough to make bitches soaking wet.

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Mar 18 2013 2:03PM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
That was my pick up line as RimJobber, now I just look at them and I'm getting dome.
Mar 18 2013 2:06PM
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.Elli.
Posts: 164 - Karma: 611
hahahahaha, so much win
Mar 18 2013 2:24PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
coem to the rape den.
Mar 18 2013 2:26PM
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theblackrod
Posts: 2162 - Karma: 575
truth. good choice Mr.Huck. not worth an STD from a dirty tramp on the lift.
Mar 18 2013 2:41PM
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