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You know you're a skier when...

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PacificRimJob
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Fill in the blank.
12 years ago
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Deezy
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You're pissed about going to school on the east coast because of the lack of mountains.

You dont know what to do in the when you can't ski

You realize that you actually dont like winter when you cant ski

You sleep in longer on weekdays (when attending school)


12 years ago
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,369
Your gun rack has a gun rack on it
12 years ago
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Daph
Posts: 5978 - Karma: 5,013
yea except for this doesn't happen.
12 years ago
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Deezy
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Plot twist: SkunkPissDank is a liftie
12 years ago
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JWeinstock
Posts: 3439 - Karma: 1,352
when everyone else is freezing and your sweating
12 years ago
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JWeinstock
Posts: 3439 - Karma: 1,352
when everyone else is freezing and your sweating
12 years ago
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,498
you jib walk everywhere
12 years ago
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PaleCelery
Posts: 7228 - Karma: 609
I do this all the time?
12 years ago
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Kucher
Posts: 551 - Karma: 998
being a consumer doesn't mean you are a skier sorry.
12 years ago
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Daph
Posts: 5978 - Karma: 5,013
interesting. at our mtn us liftys are not allowed to have anyone in our lift shack that isn't an employee. and with the amount of important crap in my shack I sure as shit wouldn't want people coming in to roast blunts. but if i'm on ride break and i meet up with someone in a smoke shack in the woods, different story
12 years ago
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spliff.Life
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When you here people at school or work get excited about warm weather you get disappointed and even pissed off that its getting warmer
12 years ago
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cbj
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 1,137
when your cock becomes ski pole
12 years ago
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CottonPuff
Posts: 377 - Karma: 105
every song you listen to you imagine a powder edit over the music in your head.

Also, when you have pretty much every nimbus edit memorized


12 years ago
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danderson.
Posts: 6560 - Karma: 5,252
You afterbang after everything.

Aced my math test. Afterbang.

Just had a grilled cheese. Afterbang.

Just fucked a girl. After- Oh, she's already putting her clothes on.
12 years ago
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grown-ninja
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I'll do it anytime there's good snow, won't do it to ski groomers or lap the park, but than again i suck at park and haven't progressed since 2005/6 outside of the occasional back/front/ Lincoln and a randOm rail here and there when I feel like potentially busting my ass
12 years ago
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AT-AT
Posts: 3281 - Karma: 3,258
when you're white and you wear a tall tee anyways.
12 years ago
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nagger
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when you go to a "tight n bright" party wearing a neon 5xl level 1 longsleeve because that's my only bright clothing.

when you bring NS stickers everywhere you go
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12 years ago
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CheddarJack
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When you're riding in a car and imagine a skier skiing along the snowbanks, jumping over the roads, jibbing the guardrails, etc.
12 years ago
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De-Clan
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When you are on NS in school and kids ask what are u looking at, u say oh nothing.,...
12 years ago
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PacificRimJob
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Your gun rack has skis on it.
12 years ago
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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,683
LOLOLOL
12 years ago
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FunkySane
Posts: 616 - Karma: 1,203
This.


And you know you are a skier when you dont care how bad you smell.
12 years ago
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nagger
Posts: 1576 - Karma: 883
in one of the lifty huts at my hill a fire extinguisher exploded and the whole thing filled with white smoke shit and there was stuff bellowing out the door.
somewhat irrelevant but it looked like it was being hotboxed.
12 years ago
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johnnyBuz
Posts: 1439 - Karma: 1,270
When you cum on a girl's tits and yell "Squirtle Squirtle."

Oh shit ... wrong thread.
12 years ago
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pl.
Posts: 105 - Karma: 227
When you're in a car and blast 2 chains and wake flaka just because...
12 years ago
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Pigeon.
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the smell of your boots could knock someone out
12 years ago
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Robski97
Posts: 66 - Karma: 306
your skis are worth more than your car
12 years ago
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TNORTS
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literally did this today on the way back from the hill. Non of us like the music but it's hilarious.
12 years ago
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Mr.Huck
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Old guy's addition:

Your wife catches you back flipping your Shane Huck Doll off of your computer while watching the McConkey teaser.

You wake up in the morning and your legs won't work because you have been holding a mute grab in your sleep.

Also, you are throwing a cork (in your dreams, because that is the only place you can throw one without hurting yourself) you wake up face down on the floor, but you are stoked because you are still holding the grab.

Someone asks you what you do for a living and your reply starts with. "You probably wouldn't understand".

Your attic is full of old skis that you will never ski on again, but you can't throw them away because you are still emotionally attached.

You ask your wife if you can name your newborn child Steeze. She says no but she is surprised to learn that the middle name on the birth certificate is Afterbang.
12 years ago
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steezburgereddie
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That's how you know your a redneck
12 years ago
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CheddarJack
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When everyone in your school is complaining about the snow but you and your friends are stoked every time it snows.
12 years ago
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FuckAllOfYou
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One of my all time favorite things to do.
12 years ago
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Culture+
Posts: 449 - Karma: 2,245
will you ever be able to hang out again in your life dude
12 years ago
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Charlie_Kelly
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You play shredsauce and make it popular among all your non skiing friends
12 years ago
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boo10159
Posts: 270 - Karma: 137
Would you smoke a blunt with me if I was a liftie? I promise not to be a blunt hog.
12 years ago
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El_Barto.
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12 years ago
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MollyNicole
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Its really sunny and you cant see while driving, but you dont have sunglasses only your goggles and you drive down the freeway with your goggles on.
12 years ago
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MollyNicole
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Or, you live off of totinos pizza rolls and microwave burritos because you spent all your money on skis.
You feel weird when your clothes dont go down to your knees.
You go skiing even if you have too work a closing shift from 430- close that night.
You say ow everytime you walk up or down stairs
12 years ago
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chill_davis
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when you judge people for missing summer
12 years ago
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act.resist
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When you drive in a car you look out the window and pretend a little skier is jibbing alongside your car on stuff
12 years ago
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sammy_
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all i do when im driving
12 years ago
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Afronaut
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when you get buttfucked by a rail the first time
12 years ago
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ohmyglob8
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you have to take ibuprofen every morning of the week just because ur so sore and in pain
12 years ago
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.Hugo.
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Just tough it out man. That shit's not good for your liver
12 years ago
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theBearJew
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when you laugh when someone breaks their ankles.
12 years ago
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vex_64
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youve fucked up your knees more than an asian prostitute
12 years ago
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r32kid
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while walking you find a curb, jump on it and 270 out
12 years ago
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