You know you're a skier when...

PacificRimJob

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@th1337

Every time you watch Freaks and Geeks you think of the intro segment in Yearbook.

Mar 13 2013 11:49PM

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*ninja*

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you get hurt at least once a year.

Mar 13 2013 11:50PM

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deleted5

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Crazy Fool

You've already made this thread on Newschoolers.

Mar 13 2013 11:51PM

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grown-ninja

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Sleep in your car when it's in the -'s, when you had classes 11+ hours a day straight 2 days a week so you can have 5 days a week off to ski, can't buy gifts cause you need new ski gear, list goes on and on... Sorry man huge repost though, there are a few pretty solid threads on this already

Mar 13 2013 11:53PM

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GayWolf420

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Basement Dweller

Have somewhat of a slight gimp limp because your knees are always sore and/or shot.

Mar 13 2013 11:56PM

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ILLinoisance

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Your garage floor is covered in ski wax.

Mar 13 2013 11:58PM

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El_Barto.

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Crazy Fool

you go skiing a lot

Mar 13 2013 11:59PM

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PacificRimJob

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@th1337

You type the letters 'gal' into google and the first thing that comes up is 'gallant's death'

Mar 13 2013 11:59PM

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Culture+

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Ridiculous

your car smells like ski boots even when there not in your car

Mar 14 2013 12:00AM

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crab_pretzel

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damn idk why i never thought of this. If i lived close to some good skiing i'd definitely do some variation of this but a little less extreme.

Mar 14 2013 12:00AM

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Swaggermager

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You ski

Mar 14 2013 12:02AM

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jwv

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Ridiculous

When your driving through a city you're constantly evaluating potential urban spots

Mar 14 2013 12:04AM

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ILLinoisance

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Every handrail you walk or drive by is evaluated on whether or not you would be able to hit it.

Mar 14 2013 12:04AM

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SmotSmoke

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Ridiculous

When you raost blunts in the lift shack with a lifty.

Mar 14 2013 12:07AM

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Rafiki

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tam walish is ur heroe

Mar 14 2013 12:11AM

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freestyler540

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Crazy Fool

...you can't finish that question.

Mar 14 2013 12:12AM

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.Hugo.

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whe you like to go to ski snowbooard resorts but you dont snowboard

Mar 14 2013 12:13AM

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.Hugo.

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well that is unfortunate

Mar 14 2013 12:14AM

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myllhouse

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Insane

when I keep skiing after this. no broken bones, so its chill

Mar 14 2013 12:16AM

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yuck

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Crazy Fool

wow that was really subtle man

Mar 14 2013 12:18AM

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JakeAssBeatClap

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you put your legs above your head and fap onto your own eyes.

Mar 14 2013 12:19AM

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deleted5

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Crazy Fool

I'm the only actual skier I know who slept in their car during the winter. I'm sure there are a lot of others out there, but I do it quite a lot and I've never met anyone else who does it in real life.

Mar 14 2013 12:20AM

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Skiing.Nz

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Loner

Yeah no broken bones, but you cheese grated half your face off

Mar 14 2013 12:22AM

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PacificRimJob

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@th1337

When you post something like this knowing full well it would devolve into a shitshow talking about peeing in butts and fapping as per-usual

Mar 14 2013 12:23AM

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.Hugo.

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thats because you put the lip on the non stair side. never woulda happened otherwise

Mar 14 2013 12:24AM

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JuliusJ

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oh god how have i never connected the two... great first post for the thread

Mar 14 2013 12:28AM

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grapejuice3000+

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you collect pubic hairs from all the girls houses you go to and make a beard out of them and wear it to sleep every night.

Mar 14 2013 12:30AM

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Rosstafarian

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Loner

You get asked why you have purple toenails every time you take off your shoes

Mar 14 2013 12:40AM

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Noha

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Insane

Dump a sexy bitch for skiing. Trick quote, a real skier never can get a hot bitch

Mar 14 2013 12:51AM

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THEDICKBUTCHER

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-you have $300 in your bank account and you decide to buy FKS bindings for 250 + mount.

Mar 14 2013 1:02AM

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J-LUVrunsthegame

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Loner

you constantly put on your ski gear and walk around the house..

Mar 14 2013 1:26AM

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act.resist

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when you reek of weed and you wear 20 XL jibberish

Mar 14 2013 1:26AM

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Chron_Rabbit

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Insane

when you look like this...

Mar 14 2013 1:28AM

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Toaster-Tony

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-When your toes look like macaroni

-When you delete the history on your computer to cover up how many edits you've watched that day

-The only clean t-shirts you own happen to be xxxl

-Your backyard is a series of pvc pipes

-You can never crouch because of perma-bang

-You refuse to spell "Tom Waliisch" correctly

Mar 14 2013 1:36AM

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KingTaco

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ive done it /claim

Mar 14 2013 1:40AM

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Pikachu.

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Insane

Hahahaha thats actually so true

Mar 14 2013 1:49AM

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Ribss.

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Yes

Mar 14 2013 1:54AM

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.skiwi.

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Insane

when you hate summer

Mar 14 2013 1:58AM

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Toaster-Tony

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This just happened today:

Driving home from the hill today and I noticed that I could not cash my checks because of the way I was dressed.

Mar 16 2013 6:46PM

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Toasty.

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No Life

you buy a shitty cheeseburger for $13 cause you forgot food at home

Mar 16 2013 6:48PM

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Petey.

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you walk around campus with headphones in and imagine yourself sesh'ing pretty much everything in sight

Mar 16 2013 6:57PM

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Balbertt

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Everything you look at you think "could I grind that?" or "could I gap that?". Also when you sleep in your cars in the parking lot of ski resorts to save money to ski more.

Mar 16 2013 7:00PM

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