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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
Just downloaded the app, anyone else play? Pretty fun and challenging. My record is 46 so far.
Mar 13 2013 11:11PM
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grown-ninja
Posts: 3031 - Karma: 175
Thought you were gonna say you took a stop watch into the sac with you, my first opinion...this could be a fun game
Mar 13 2013 11:17PM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
We should start a game on ns.
Quickie counter. Fastest wins.
Mar 13 2013 11:39PM
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grown-ninja
Posts: 3031 - Karma: 175
I've gotten better since I was younger,basically I rock it now on a good night... college and now living with the gf will help, but DAMN I must have been a huge disappointment at times, I mean seriously like 5 pumps and tears of embarisment on the regular
Mar 13 2013 11:49PM
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bnewbs6
Posts: 1919 - Karma: 1,463
My friend told me about his first times. He was a one pump chump.
Mar 14 2013 12:00AM
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grown-ninja
Posts: 3031 - Karma: 175
Anyone who says they were a stud their first time is full of shit, if you're sober at least
Mar 14 2013 12:04AM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
well at least you werent embarrassed about the herpes
Mar 14 2013 12:20AM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
the app is fun. I get stumped by the trees and shrubs every time.

Mar 14 2013 9:01AM
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oil.
Posts: 2255 - Karma: 1,254
fun and challenging. my best is like 19 though....
Mar 14 2013 9:49AM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
Also I usually play at work when taking shits. my best is like 31?
Mar 14 2013 10:15AM
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bnewbs6
Posts: 1919 - Karma: 1,463
Dude I got like 24 today. Im pretty stoked on that.
Mar 14 2013 8:16PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
better challenge. try to go from flaccid to finished in 94 seconds..
Mar 14 2013 8:21PM
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oil.
Posts: 2255 - Karma: 1,254
is that supposed to be hard?
Mar 14 2013 8:38PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
guaranteed you cant go that quickly.

think about it. you arent aroused at all and 94 seconds later you have to have came.


i swear it can't be done.
Mar 14 2013 9:59PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
I would imagine it would be very hard... :o
Mar 14 2013 10:14PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,451
this game should be R rated
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Mar 14 2013 10:32PM
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Lucas
Posts: 4881 - Karma: 1,575
jesus that would be tough
Mar 14 2013 10:46PM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
Pancreas.
Duhh.
Mar 15 2013 5:14AM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
Posts: 2309 - Karma: 120
I do enjoy the game that this is. The top score i have is no higher then 21. The capitals get the best of me every time.
Mar 15 2013 8:50AM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
This is so addicting
Mar 15 2013 10:59AM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
Hey, I think I follow you on Instagram.
Mar 15 2013 1:01PM
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brotherdad
Posts: 2076 - Karma: 13,068
I know it's a couple days late but....


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top that Schlong.
Mar 17 2013 10:00PM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
Ughhh. Now I have to start playing again. I haven't played in a while.
Mar 18 2013 2:21PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
I'm at 23. Got a ways to go...
Mar 18 2013 2:58PM
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FuckAllOfYou
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 2,518
best is 25. I did get to use Baroque for a music style though, that was fun
Mar 18 2013 5:31PM
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