Found out who egged my house..

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So last year my house was egged 6 weekends in a row out of pure enjoyment on their end and was an absolute bitch to clean up. Finally found out who did it and now I'm turning to NS for some ideas to get them back.

inb4 fight them (they're females) and repost.

Mar 13 2013 9:40PM

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whoa-dere

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Nice

Mar 18 2013 8:16AM

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chill_davis

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Put bologna all over their cars on a sunny day, it ruins the paint and the car will look like it has liver spotted skin.

Mar 18 2013 8:41AM

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robotdna

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Hahahaha This, please

Mar 18 2013 11:00AM

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Mr.Huck

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Hahahahahaha! Epic win!

Mar 18 2013 12:05PM

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Wallisch_pl

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dude..more simpler...just somehow make them drink gasoline, maybe once you tell them that they just drank gasoline they'll start thinking of how bad a mistake it was to fuck with you, then you see her crying and you can see her last words as she starts vomiting you will need to make her drink more gasoline so it kills her completely, maybe as she is vomiting lay her on her back so she can choke on said vomit, then make sure it looks like she choked on her "coffee" and make sure you leave no evidence...then move on to the next girl and when complete change your name, move out of the country, and bask in the sweet........sweet revenge

you're welcome in advance

Mar 18 2013 12:40PM

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EmperorKuzco

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im pretty sure they would snitch and call the cops

Mar 18 2013 5:27PM

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Wallisch_pl

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nobody would know, just them as it happens, but it's not like they'll remember when they're dead

>:)

Mar 18 2013 7:42PM

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Bozite

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Cut their brakes

this is why

Mar 18 2013 7:53PM

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SamtheEagle

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shits kindof fucked up but i know i would be freaked out if someone did this to me

Mar 18 2013 8:00PM

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robotdna

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On a colder night, crap on the windshields of their cars, then shape the crap into dicks. Then stick them all over the windshield with a bit of pee and they will freeze overnight into car-shit-dick-dildos.

Mar 19 2013 9:18PM

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TheClap.

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Mr. Huck always for the win

Mar 19 2013 9:21PM

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270on420out

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On a hot summer day, piss

Mar 19 2013 11:05PM

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theTRIBE101

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multiple tactic technique:

1. shit in bags (zipblock), whip at their house

2. gather all the friends you have and shit all over their driveway and on their car

3. buy a bunch of condoms and spit in them and leave them outside their house and by their windows

4. let the air out of their tires

5. paintball their house

6. fill their mailbox with shit

7. leave chicken heads on their doorstep

8. spray paint "I'm a whore" on their garages

9. trick them into falling in love with you, do it with all of them, then confess that your cheating with all of them and destroy their friendship forever

10. knock them unconscious and anally fist them

thats all i can think up

Mar 19 2013 11:18PM

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Open a mortgage in each of their names then put LSD in their water well.

Mar 19 2013 11:22PM

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hoodratz47

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Find the house water main on the street. Shut it off. Cut the line and add a plastic pipe to it with an seperate opening. Add a large bottle of nair to drip into the water pipe and turn the water back on. Bald bitches

Mar 20 2013 1:20AM

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