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Found out who egged my house..

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Woodsy15
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So last year my house was egged 6 weekends in a row out of pure enjoyment on their end and was an absolute bitch to clean up. Finally found out who did it and now I'm turning to NS for some ideas to get them back.

inb4 fight them (they're females) and repost.
Mar 13 2013 9:40PM
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Ski_Wizard
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Take 6 of their toes, one for each time they egged your home
Mar 14 2013 3:39PM
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theblackrod
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for someone to do that that many times it wasn't pure enjoyment. they either all like you and want your attention or you did something to deserve it...
Mar 14 2013 4:29PM
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Kid.Kelley
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On a very hot summer day. You shit on the top of there car. Lay a black trash bag over it and tape it down. The shit will melt and boil into the car. It will never come out
Mar 14 2013 4:30PM
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fragglemuffin
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Spread rumors that they have STDs.
Mar 14 2013 4:32PM
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Kid.Kelley
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**their
Mar 14 2013 4:33PM
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JWeinstock
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thats fucking nasty
Mar 14 2013 4:34PM
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BrewskiJr
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Place a to of catnip all around their house. It will attract every cat in a long radius. Eventually you there will e so many cats no one will be able o sleep. You don't want to egg their house because they will know who did it and will continue to get you back. The cat idea is inconspicuous and more of a mental fuck.
Mar 14 2013 4:37PM
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Kid.Kelley
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Haha that's the point. That's what those bitches get for egging his house 6 weekends in a row
Mar 14 2013 4:38PM
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Stope.Neeze
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something involving poop
Mar 14 2013 7:26PM
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Stope.Neeze
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on another though maybe cut holes in a tuna can and hide it around theire house etc, that and something with poop... alot of poop
Mar 14 2013 7:27PM
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Woodsy15
Posts: 239 - Karma: 383
man you're actually such a little bitch. fuck egging their house I'd rather fight you're little bitch ass.
Mar 16 2013 11:17PM
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Woodsy15
Posts: 239 - Karma: 383
Aaand back to the thread.. Arrangements have been made for said egging, sorry for double post.
Mar 16 2013 11:18PM
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DIX~
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Do what Theron posted except make sure a big old shit is floating on top of the water
Mar 16 2013 11:36PM
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El_Barto.
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Dont egg their houses. Thats stupid. Pretend to be the Principal and call their parents and tell them they were expelled for having sex in the bathroom or something.

God that would be an ackward conversation for them
Mar 16 2013 11:44PM
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El_Barto.
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Derp awkward derp ackward derp
Mar 16 2013 11:45PM
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KingGeedorah
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Or, if OP is willing to take the hit, he can get an STD himself, (I also have a guy for that, PM me), and then give them all the STD.
Mar 16 2013 11:53PM
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sick.
Posts: 266 - Karma: 230
Take a crap and freeze it. Then buy a cheese grater and gloves, go into their house in the middle of the night and grate your frozen crap around their hallways/rooms/lounge. It will be so hard to clean and it will smell insanely bad.
Mar 17 2013 6:46AM
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JamesEarlRay
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This thread is fantastic. So many great ideas.
Mar 17 2013 7:13AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Ohhh nooo another 16 year old tough guy wants to fight me hahaha. This time it's one who is too afraid to even confront a group of girls who have been vandalizing his house because he's such a pussy. What ever will I do?!
Mar 17 2013 7:30AM
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JTTrembles
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Amen
Mar 17 2013 8:32AM
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gyarados
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try your best to create a legit looking planned parenthood letter and envelope. and either mail a bill for an abortion or the results of a HIV test
Mar 17 2013 8:36AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Batman approves.
Mar 17 2013 9:12AM
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DGski
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someone at my friends school actually had sex in the bathroom and got expelled because it was a handicapped bathroom so the lock unlocks after a certain amount of time..
Mar 17 2013 11:00AM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
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Dig a deep hole in the yard and scatterer the dirt everywhere. Id be pissed if i had a deep hole in my yard.
Mar 17 2013 11:15AM
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Dan_Frockington
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If your actually going to retaliate, egg their houses with rottin eggs, and to them and put shredded paper all over their lawn and turn on their sprinklers. Clasiq
Mar 17 2013 12:26PM
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Cotter
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lol.
Mar 17 2013 12:56PM
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ChrisSkisChronic
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Buncha bitch made ass bad boy killas.

But seriously, i think we should do the garbage can full of water trick. But with a greenbox full of rancid decaying foodstuffs.

Mar 17 2013 1:03PM
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Wallisch_pl
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shit on their chests

egg it really really bad (hundreds and hundreds of eggs)
if it's still really cold where you live i hear if you put ham or turkey on their car it peals off the paint
Mar 17 2013 1:16PM
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Downtofilm
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So many $$ ideas
Mar 17 2013 2:06PM
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johnnyBuz
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Pour gasoline on their grass saying "payback is a bitch." It will kill the grass for months and look fucking awesome.
Mar 17 2013 2:27PM
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Lick
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Fruit loops with syrup on the driveway overnight will freeze and the dye in the fruit loops with stain the driveway.. and bleach on car or house siding will..bleach it.
Mar 17 2013 3:14PM
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Abu_Hajaar
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put them in a boat and then blow it up
Mar 17 2013 3:31PM
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qeefmasterflex
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Make a huge mess in their house. Spill the milk. Track mud in with your shoes
Mar 17 2013 4:34PM
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Mr.Huck
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There are some quality responses here. If all you do is egg them back, that would be about the biggest fail ever. You might as well go with something really original and TP their trees. Yay!!!

Seriously, sack up and do something they will not forget. Think Shock and Awe. Make sure that they don't try to retaliate because they are terrified of what your next response might be.
Mar 17 2013 4:50PM
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Anathema
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just fuckin dump fuckin jelly on em
Mar 17 2013 4:54PM
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alvy.
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What the fuck OP you still haven't done anything? You are a fucking pussy. Nut up and fuck their houses with a paintball gun. Jesus Christ man you are pathetic.
Mar 17 2013 5:01PM
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johnnyBuz
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i don't know why but this made me laugh out loud
Mar 17 2013 5:23PM
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ChrisSkisChronic
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Alright lads. While skiing today I came across a deer carcass that had ripped apart by wolves or some other creature. The spine, skull and half of the ribcage (eviscerated to the bone) are still in one peice and there are 2 legs that still have some meat on them. I say we leave deer chunks on thier doorsteps.
Mar 17 2013 5:38PM
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Cotter
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Where?
Mar 17 2013 7:58PM
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Woodsy15
Posts: 239 - Karma: 383
ahaha so much hate in my direction. call me a pussy but im waiting until it gets a bit warmer out. And I haven't quite put together a plan on what I'll be doing but I work in a butchery with plenty of rotten meat/fish. So I'll probably integrate that into the prank.
Mar 17 2013 8:19PM
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Woodsy15
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yes im 16 y/o tough guy weighing in @ 120lbs and i dont talk to girls. lol you're a fucking idiot, do some research before attempting to insult me.
Mar 17 2013 8:25PM
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El_Barto.
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Dont you have some vengence to dish out? Stop being a bitch and go do it already. We need photos for proof too
Mar 17 2013 8:28PM
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Mr.Huck
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Hopefully not booking photos.
Mar 17 2013 9:24PM
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EmperorKuzco
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break their windows, if they drive a car put balogne all over their car/maple syrup uhhh hahaha this would probably go way too far and Im not recommending it but there's always the old pour gallons of water in the gas tank.
Mar 17 2013 9:29PM
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.AR6rider.
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Yes, I know. I believe we already covered that.
Mar 17 2013 9:33PM
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EmperorKuzco
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and dont do some stupid little bullshit that theyll be able to clean up within a day, actually cause some damage and then theyll no who not to fuck with. these kids who used to live on my best friends street, (next to mine) kept on stealing shit out of his garage so my friend and I took one of their electric motor razor scooters and lit it on fire one night hahaha. Ohhh those were the days.
Mar 17 2013 9:37PM
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Shredsterr
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You should draw a penis in sharpie (whatever size you wish) on a place you know each individual girl will see it. Along with the penis, leave a taped note saying "you giggle in your sleep ;)." Then continue to psychologically rape these girls for the next 3 months. Or just egg them back.
Mar 17 2013 9:41PM
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Cotter
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This. Write Jacob Wood was Here with bleach on their lawn. 2 paybacks in 1 go
Mar 17 2013 11:19PM
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KingGeedorah
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Buy a Slenderman suit... Ya gotta be dedicated for this one. And every night just stand outside of their windows, or steal some mannequins and several Slenderman suits and put them outside of their houses but hide them during the day. Move the mannequins closer by like a foot every night and play with their cables and switchboards (because that's what slendy does) until eventually the mannequin is close enough for them to notice details, at which point you will have to assume the role of slenderman, and... Well, I don't know what slenderman does when he's close enough to make the kill, or whatever he does. I guess you could just start their houses on fire.
Mar 18 2013 1:06AM
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StickDonkey
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I caught my ex in the shower with some dude one night a few days before we were supposd to have this huge party at her house for Halloween. She lived on Campus and the party was on gameday so her and her roomates were gone tailgating and I was walking past her house so I went inside and turned the water off on their toilet. When they got back I guess someobody instantly took a shit in their because they had to cancel the party. I go over a week later to get some of my stuff and the whole house smelled like shit and my ex goes"dont go in the bathroom the toilet is broken and it's horrible". Then a couple of days go buy and I went back over and turned the water back on and texted her "Hey I fixed you toilet" and she was like wow thats really awesome so I ended up getting some break up sex over it. Never date bartenders.
Mar 18 2013 1:51AM
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