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Found out who egged my house..

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Woodsy15
Posts: 239 - Karma: 383
So last year my house was egged 6 weekends in a row out of pure enjoyment on their end and was an absolute bitch to clean up. Finally found out who did it and now I'm turning to NS for some ideas to get them back.

inb4 fight them (they're females) and repost.
Mar 13 2013 9:40PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 122
egg their... house
Mar 13 2013 9:41PM
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The_Real_EWilly
Posts: 395 - Karma: 1,321
Burn down there's remember the saying goes an eye for a leg
Mar 13 2013 9:42PM
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Woodsy15
Posts: 239 - Karma: 383
oh... I didn't even think of that.
Mar 13 2013 9:42PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,103
gather them and their moms for an orgy
Mar 13 2013 9:42PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
Egg their houses, and leave a note at each one saying paybacks a bitch.
Mar 13 2013 9:42PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
Obviously this. But one up them with tp on top of the eggs. Maybe more better things but I can't think of any atm
Mar 13 2013 9:43PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
your house got egged 6 times by a bunch of girls?

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Mar 13 2013 9:43PM
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Chinchi
Posts: 1591 - Karma: 4,211
obviously first step is to post their facebooks
Mar 13 2013 9:44PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11988 - Karma: 12,261
spread rumors about them.

bitches hate rumors
Mar 13 2013 9:46PM
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Woodsy15
Posts: 239 - Karma: 383
touché

but nah my parents are both teachers at the highschool I went to so I'm sure it was somewhat related to that. And I'm obviously going to egg their house back... But I need to one-up them.
Mar 13 2013 9:46PM
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
i would probably say hey why did you do that it was kinda mean and then they would be like sorry and id say its okay just dont do it again then violently sex all of them until they bleed your sperm.
Mar 13 2013 9:47PM
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alvy.
Posts: 2134 - Karma: 377
Buy a paintball gun and completely change the color of their house
Mar 13 2013 9:47PM
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412.
Posts: 1050 - Karma: 247
Kill their parents and make them into chili. Then invite the girls to your house and offer them chili to smooth things over.
Mar 13 2013 9:47PM
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The_Real_EWilly
Posts: 395 - Karma: 1,321
Great one plus k
Mar 13 2013 9:48PM
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Woodsy15
Posts: 239 - Karma: 383
they're dusters.
Mar 13 2013 9:48PM
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The_Real_EWilly
Posts: 395 - Karma: 1,321
Also call there houses if there girls and pretend to be planed parent hood
Mar 13 2013 9:51PM
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ChrisSkisChronic
Posts: 1128 - Karma: 230
Dude. We should shit in brown paper bags and set them ablaze on said hoes doorstep. Super classic. Or we could get some water balloons full of semen to throw at their houses.
Mar 13 2013 9:56PM
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clive_bixby
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 499
This
Mar 13 2013 9:57PM
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Spic-N-SpaN
Posts: 2002 - Karma: 1,465
I always wanted to fill a tenis ball with cement or lead shot and fire it out of a potato canon. If you don't already have a potato canon then I suggest making one right away, the pure enjoyment of launching potatoes hundreds of feet in the air might make you forget about your thirst for revenge and turn you around so you can see the good in life and forget all this silly pay back business.

Or the tennis balls full of concret
Mar 13 2013 9:57PM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
Well that escalated quickly.
Mar 13 2013 9:59PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
where exactly are you going to come up with enough semen to fill a water balloon? let alone multiple. that's a lot of fuckin' jizz, dude.
Mar 13 2013 10:03PM
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Flacko
Posts: 1495 - Karma: 788
not sure how this hasn't been said yet but pee in their buttoks
Mar 13 2013 10:03PM
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Olimar
Posts: 3535 - Karma: 4,076
rape them.
Mar 13 2013 10:05PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,103
pshhh for you
Mar 13 2013 10:06PM
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Bogs
Posts: 4296 - Karma: 1,361
get them pregnant
Mar 13 2013 10:07PM
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Ben_Mo-Fat
Posts: 328 - Karma: 793
i lol'd
Mar 13 2013 10:07PM
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YoungChristmas
Posts: 1066 - Karma: 2,110
Blow up/smash their mailboxes
Mar 13 2013 10:08PM
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bighomieflock
Posts: 2040 - Karma: 2,445
Kill them as a prank.
Mar 13 2013 10:10PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
woah, are you like one of those dudes from fuf.com?
Mar 13 2013 10:12PM
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THEDICKBUTCHER
Posts: 3067 - Karma: 673
it would be hilarious if you dumped gasoline all over their house then lit a match and burn down their house haha clean that up bitches!

but seriously sneak into their house and rub your balls/butthole with their toothbrush.
Mar 13 2013 10:12PM
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FLBP
Posts: 1794 - Karma: 310
Pass it around in the locker room, duh
Mar 13 2013 10:12PM
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Blake.P
Posts: 9894 - Karma: 3,585
after it rains, dump a fuck ton of flour on their cars. it will turn into a really sticky paste that is nearly impossible to clean all the way
Mar 13 2013 10:12PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,103
fuf.com?
Mar 13 2013 10:17PM
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Parks.
Posts: 5612 - Karma: 1,093
rape.
Mar 13 2013 10:18PM
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POWDER.RANGER
Posts: 1698 - Karma: -24
POWERFAP
Mar 13 2013 10:18PM
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himay5
Posts: 208 - Karma: 174
Put anthrax in their mail.
Mar 13 2013 10:21PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,485
Buy some spray paint and then get creative.

Or shoot a bunch of squirrels, rabbits, tweety birds etc and every night put more and more on their front porch. It will freak them the fuck out
Mar 13 2013 10:22PM
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7springsprod
Posts: 2661 - Karma: 3,181
Pour bleach in their yards in the shape of huge dicks. (Wait til grass is greener again). Or put a shit ton of plastic forks in their yards. (Once again in the shape of a huge dick)
Mar 13 2013 10:23PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
Drop a load (the liquidier the better) down their chimney. Finish off with a good ol draining of the sea dragon.
Mar 13 2013 10:25PM
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DeRizzo
Posts: 3827 - Karma: 3,485
graffiti a huge penis on each of there garage doors
Mar 13 2013 10:25PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
fucked up facials
Mar 13 2013 10:27PM
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POTandPans
Posts: 590 - Karma: 46

Spray paint Dicks on their houses/ driveways

egg there faces ( driveby and fuck them up woth eggs)

make a fake FB like catfish convince them to love you when they show up hit them with sledge hammers in there knee caps

Release 50 mice into their homes (mice cost like 4 for a buck at the pet shop near my house)

Secretly impregnate them with their fathers semen

Mar 13 2013 10:34PM
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AndrewM.
Posts: 50 - Karma: 39
Fill balloons with some sort of paint and go buck wild on their house
Mar 13 2013 10:46PM
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O.G.Surachai
Posts: 334 - Karma: 84
Throw pie at their shit instead of eggs. Nothing like a nice pie on the windshield of a car.
Mar 13 2013 10:50PM
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BertBoyd
Posts: 734 - Karma: 2,253
Could Take Legal Action...
Mar 13 2013 10:51PM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,896
Go to hunting supply store. Purchase hunting scent (Skunk Urine). If possible, buy the one that is oil based. Get creative, but make sure that you wear rubber gloves. If this stuff gets on you, you will smell like a orangutan cage that hasn't been cleaned out for a month.

Recommended locations would mail slot into house, open windows, base of car windshield. If they have a dog or a cat, you could put it on them and let them do all the work for you.

Trust me. This stuff is brutal. If you use the oil based stuff it will take them weeks to get rid of it, even if they can find it. They actually will seriously consider moving out.
Mar 13 2013 10:51PM
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Kirsakid
Posts: 1793 - Karma: 126
1. Dip toilette paper in gasoline or any other flammable shit
2. teepee said house
3. light toilet paper on fire
4. run and laugh
Mar 13 2013 10:55PM
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Spic-N-SpaN
Posts: 2002 - Karma: 1,465
If you pour that on there bed just thing of how miserable that would be trying to sleep
Mar 13 2013 10:57PM
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GayWolf420
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Mar 13 2013 10:59PM
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Mr.Mitten
Posts: 1326 - Karma: 3,866
This isn't very sinister but depending on where you live buy a bunch of feeding blocks and bird seed and put it all over their yards at night, then when they wake up their yard will be covered with animals/feces.
Mar 13 2013 11:00PM
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