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Triple 1800 and Screamin Semen Double

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Tacocat
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Christof Schenk's JOI 2013 Video entry:

Crazy as hell. A triple 1800 on a park jump. So dope!

Mar 13 2013 11:55AM
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--ski--
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That Kang flip screamin semen was insane. I want to see what he can do on a JOI jump..

Also, is JOI happening this year? I though JOI/JOSS had stopped.
Mar 14 2013 6:27PM
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caddyshack
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this fucking thread
Mar 14 2013 7:06PM
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Rozbrook
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Not a fan of these huge rotations, but the dub screamin semen definitely makes up for that.

Ill shit man.
Mar 14 2013 7:16PM
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jaythemans
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Wow. Dub screaming semen was crazy. So many things to focus on haha
Mar 14 2013 7:31PM
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TheWalterVision
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Remember when skiing was more a version of expression and there were no rules about what tricks you can and can't do? most kids started skiing because there were no rules, and it sucks that now kids are hated on for not fitting a mold.

E-heath
Im not sure if you were aware or not but JOI is a BIG AIR CONTEST, therefore if he only has left side spins he will be fine. Sure it might hurt him in a slopestyle contest but thats completely different and he can cross that bridge and learn right side when he comes to it. In the mean time, send his ass to JOI so he can triple or quad just for all you haters.

Its skiing, and in skiing you can do whatever the Fuck you want hence the term FREE-skiing. and by the way whether any of you like it or not and hate on him or not, your all still gunna watch the next video this kid puts out....

Mar 14 2013 8:12PM
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Caleb.E
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HALLALUAH
Mar 14 2013 9:04PM
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Shr3dE
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He must have a ton of natural talent. truely gifted skier
Mar 14 2013 9:17PM
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AT-AT
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Holy hell, and holy hucked. Those tricks were crazy, but by no means stomped. I know he backslapped hard on that last triple but he held that mute grab for so long.
Mar 14 2013 9:54PM
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SSteezle
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you are such a fucking idiot
Mar 14 2013 10:06PM
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myllhouse
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if he sent a 150ft rodeo 5 he'd deserve like 10 bitches for that. it's physics
Mar 14 2013 10:11PM
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Craigskis
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Send this guy to JOI.
Mar 14 2013 11:14PM
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ILLinoisance
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Mar 14 2013 11:26PM
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SSteezle
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it's free skiing. FREE skiing. If someone feels like doing a natural double before they can do a unnatty 9, fucking good for them, why do you care? you're a moderator on the biggest freeski site, you couldn't figure this one out on your own?


also, as stated many times in this thread, the video is for a big air competition....you asked him to throw a rodeo 5. He could stomp the fuck out of a rodeo 5 over that same jump 20/20 times if he's throwing smooth triple corks. You'd know that if your best trick wasn't a shin bang
Mar 14 2013 11:31PM
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CalvinFederline
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if this is what we call "freeskiing", then what i do should be called something else.
Mar 15 2013 12:23AM
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eheath
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So i'm an idiot for posting my opinion on what I think skiers should be focused on?

Sorry if I offended you or anyone else with my imposing opinion, it was so offensive and demanding. I'm so stupid for having an opinion and should listen to everyone else and stop expressing myself. Fucking newschoolers, people like you sourfag make me question the people involved in our sport. I know there are dumb people out there but holy shit, for you own sake I hope you're just partially trolling like me and gus do from time to time. I'd be sad if you and other people were actually this worked up about someone else opinion being different than yours.
Mar 15 2013 1:28AM
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blindside
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I thought you said "I don't care what you think".. I just wish you weren't always so hypocritical, so I downvoted your post.
Mar 15 2013 1:46AM
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SkiBrightonBadly
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Felt like I was watching a Shredsauce edit, to the future man..
Mar 15 2013 1:49AM
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eheath
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I'm not being hypocritical, I don't give a shit what you or sourfag thinks. Im expressing my opinion towards him and trying to get him to realize that most of us really don't care if he hates us or if he thinks were dumb because he has the intelligence of a 12 year old.


That being said, I'm glad you fessed up about downvoting me, I was so upset :'( everyone always down votes my posts and they dont say anything
Mar 15 2013 2:23AM
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Rosbif
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No, you're an idiot because this particular opinion is idiotic.

I doubt anyone's actually getting worked up, but if they are it's because you post in such a confrontational/trolly way.
Mar 15 2013 2:47AM
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Chilly.
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You make videos, you are not in any way shape or form a skilled park skier so for you to pass judgement on this guys talent is beyond retarded.

OMG he didn't spin rightside???? He did a screamin seamen double and a triple so pull your ego out of your ass you cake eating piece of cock meat. Seriously such pointless criticism.

Because you make edits you think your opinion is relevant SORRY but you would be nothing without people who actually do the skiing and make your videos actually fun to watch.

/rant /fuckhaters /videowasgood /sorryeheathisaboner
Mar 15 2013 3:56AM
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UPSman
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mean... kids got skills.  he deserves jossi/jon invitation
Mar 15 2013 3:59AM
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Chilly.
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Thank you. He has talent and the video was fun to watch. Simple as that.
Mar 15 2013 4:00AM
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eheath
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My opinion I just as relevant as your opinion.

You guys call me hypocritical when you come in here and do the same shit I'm doing, calling me the ass hole and tell me I can judge when thats all you guys are doing. newschoolers is fucking soft, im done with this thread. I cant believe how many of you kids have come out of the woodwork just to tell me my opinion sucks, kindly get fucked.
Mar 15 2013 4:03AM
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eheath
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fuck this shit im out
Mar 15 2013 4:05AM
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eheath
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jesus fucking christ guys, i didnt mean to post so many times sorry
Mar 15 2013 4:10AM
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moon-moon
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holy fucking shit
Mar 15 2013 5:06AM
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jthack
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I don't understand all this hate. Dude straight throws down.
Mar 15 2013 5:43AM
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willysworld
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your a fucking retard.. please do the world a favor and go play in traffic... you fat over opinionated dick riding friend of Dorothy that kid has MAD skills..
Mar 15 2013 7:07AM
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FunkySane
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Guys, stop fighting! Everyone can have an opinion, no need to argue.
In my opinion this kid is very talented and he should go to JOI and even to the goddamn olympics!
Mar 15 2013 7:52AM
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ILLinoisance
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Some of you kids take this shit way too seriously.
Mar 15 2013 1:43PM
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theschneidler
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this thread=madfest 2012+1
Mar 15 2013 1:48PM
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LemmiwinksVT
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Some of those tricks were nutty! But ya know what I dont want to see at JOI? People hucking themselves in a spin only to be stopped by the landing of the jump while their arms continue the rotation. You wanna see someone do a bunch of hucked flips and spins you can turn on the nbc sports network on the weekend and watch aerials. And NO, THIS IS NOT HATE. If I were to be in the park on a random day and see this guy throw a double and and I started shit talking it, then that would be hate. The minute you make a video, especially to try to get into a COMPETITION you are inviting peoples opinions. OPINIONS! Also, it seems like the same people that complain about comp skiing turning into aerials are the same people getting mad at the criticism of this edit. Every thread on this site seems to turn into a new bandwagon for people to jump on...and there are a lot of bandwagon people on this site who cant form opinions for themselves.
Mar 15 2013 2:53PM
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03gade
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skipped past all the drama that must be going on given the amount of replies and walls of texts, does anyone just know what mtn those massive jumps are at....its clearly europe.
Mar 15 2013 11:37PM
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willysworld
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This..
Mar 16 2013 6:01AM
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Tacocat
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I never hated on triples. I'm not a fan of them but I think people should do what they want. You're an idiot if you think I don't have my own opinion
Mar 16 2013 6:38PM
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BMB
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Italy's secret weapon for slopestyle in the Olympics, we're all doomed.
Mar 16 2013 6:45PM
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Pow.yuHdig*
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the joi is a big air buck your shit kind of event its supposed to be crazy huge spins and flips not about right nines and rodeos jeeze
Mar 16 2013 10:06PM
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JakeBarrett
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screamin semen created some semen in my ski pants
Mar 16 2013 10:27PM
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Mr.Sloth
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One thing we can all agree on: a dub screamin' semen should be called a Asian Pornstar or a Double Penetration.
Mar 17 2013 8:37AM
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Tacocat
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May I sig this?
Mar 17 2013 4:17PM
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TallTim
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This dude is haggard.
Mar 17 2013 4:22PM
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~bagelz~
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his name doesn't sound Italian i'm gonna say Austrian or something like that.
but wherever the fuck he's from yes, we're all doomed.
Mar 17 2013 4:38PM
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Tacocat
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He's Italian. His name sounds Austrian because he's from South Tirol. I'm not 100% sure though
Mar 17 2013 4:46PM
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~bagelz~
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if he is Italian he's the first pro Italian I've ever heard of. almost no one freeskis in italy
Mar 17 2013 4:50PM
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Tacocat
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Markus Eder?
Mar 17 2013 4:52PM
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Mr.Huck
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Do not mess with one who dwells in the basement. Nothing good can come of it.
Mar 17 2013 5:00PM
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Mr.Sloth
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Of course :)
Mar 17 2013 8:24PM
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Chubz.
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eheath can throw down harder than you. Shut up
Mar 17 2013 8:44PM
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Rosbif
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Jon just announced that this guy will be going to JOI, stoked for him and hope he does well.
Mar 19 2013 6:27AM
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scarsimd
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that helicopter spin with three flips was super radical.. is he pro? does he have next years skis?
does he know tom wallish?
Mar 19 2013 9:59AM
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