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They are in the Sistine Chapel right now

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Peppy
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voting for the new pope.


according to this site, which is approved by the catholic church, this new pope is going to be the devil.
Mar 12 2013 1:05PM
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introvert
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no
Mar 12 2013 1:06PM
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Mr.Sloth
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10/10 legit source would use again
Mar 12 2013 1:07PM
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Peppy
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SPARKNOTES for those who didn't wanna read:

Basically the Pope resigned because of something within the Vatican and the new Pope is going to try to change a bunch of stuff in the church and turns out to be evil and the church will split in two.
Mar 12 2013 1:12PM
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[hamnuts]
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Gahhh I wanna see who will be the next Pope! I'm excited, I hope he will be good. John Paul II was so dope I hope we get one who will be as good as him and not as old as Benedict
Mar 12 2013 3:29PM
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Peter.
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i like how they still use the same method they have always used to select the pope, with the smoke signals and all

pretty neat
Mar 12 2013 3:30PM
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SkiBum.
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Oh good, another president of the kiddie touchers.
Mar 12 2013 3:32PM
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Mag
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& how they lock themselves inside until they've chosen, I wonder why they do that -

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Mar 12 2013 3:36PM
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GayWolf420
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I know religious folks care but I seriously don't. He's just going to cover up more decades of child sex abuse like every other pope
Mar 12 2013 3:38PM
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Velocirooster
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Religion is as dumb or dumber than Runescape.
Mar 12 2013 3:57PM
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Spinoza
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everything about your sig is awesome
Mar 12 2013 4:00PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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omg, and like did you see the bachelor finale last night! it was even MORE exciting!
Mar 12 2013 4:09PM
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Fluttershy
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Mar 12 2013 5:01PM
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ILLinoisance
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HAIL SATAN!
Mar 12 2013 5:04PM
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GEORGEzimmerman
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Christianity lol

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Mar 12 2013 5:09PM
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Fluttershy
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Christians are retarded but dont worry scro! there are planty of tards out there livin totally kick ass lives. my first wife was tarted; shes a pilot now.

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Mar 12 2013 5:14PM
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GEORGEzimmerman
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finally someone understands my icon
Mar 12 2013 5:38PM
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slugworth
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and whooo gives a fuck? "not I said the crow"
Mar 12 2013 5:39PM
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Mag
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Your chart says you're fucked up. You talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded.
Mar 12 2013 5:47PM
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Ribss.
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Hhaha, lols were had.
Mar 12 2013 5:51PM
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Amadeus.
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Its time to abolish the Pope anyway. It has nothing to do with Christianity in the first place to begin with.

You Catholics are just a bunch of idiots worshiping a geriatric in a funny hat. Stop worshipping this man and his stupid hat. He is a human. the pope is not infallible. Everyone should just grow up and get a fucking life. The fact that anyone cares and that this man is still relevant is repulsive.
Mar 12 2013 5:53PM
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ILLinoisance
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harsh, but true, haha.
Mar 12 2013 5:55PM
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Jblz
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rofl... so true.

Mar 12 2013 6:05PM
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roddy116
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no one says he is infallible... he is nothing more than a spokesperson.
Mar 12 2013 6:07PM
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ILLinoisance
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What??? Have you not heard of "papal infallibility". Do you know your own religion?
Mar 12 2013 6:08PM
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roddy116
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A. im not catholic
B. he speaks infallibly ocassionally, but rarely. (exactly what that means)
Mar 12 2013 6:10PM
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theabortionator
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Popes, aint nobody got time 4 popes.
Mar 12 2013 6:16PM
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ILLinoisance
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My bad, I thought you were catholic.

But, most catholics hold the pope on an "infallible" platform meaning that he can't error in either moral or faith-based matters.
Mar 12 2013 6:17PM
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roddy116
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well then they are mistaken. the pope is a normal human being just like everyone else who makes mistakes and screws up like everyone else.
Mar 12 2013 6:18PM
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ski.cats
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most people screw up "monday deatils." the pope screws up child molestation cover ups. see he's not like the rest of us!
Mar 12 2013 6:37PM
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roddy116
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he did not cover up anything, he simply forgave what the priests did... either way its not like benny had anything directly to with those scandals.
Mar 12 2013 6:40PM
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jcc03skis
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Mar 12 2013 7:08PM
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Fluttershy
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whatd id do is just like... like.. ya kno.. like ya kno wut i meen? like hahaha
Mar 12 2013 8:38PM
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Nick_P
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I don't know if you can use the word "dope" to describe the Pope.
Mar 12 2013 8:42PM
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Amadeus.
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He actually has covered up and protected priests by hiding them in the vatican even paying victims off to keep quiet. He did the same thing in Germany too. He was a really evil man.
Mar 12 2013 8:57PM
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no_steeze
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religion is the stupidest thing ever. the more i study it and the more i understand it the more baffled i am that people actually structure their lives around this shit
Mar 12 2013 9:01PM
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edai
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What about the Buddhist munks? Those guys are chill as hell, that's a religion i can get behind.
Mar 12 2013 9:05PM
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Peppy
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bahahahahaha
Mar 12 2013 9:25PM
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IDMT_BC024
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I'm not catholic but I visited the Vatican when I was in Europe. If the pope speaks in front of the main alter thingy he's not considered infaliable. If he speaks from behind it though catholics think that he's speaking the word of god and is infalliable. Popes almost never speak from behind the alter.
Mar 12 2013 9:45PM
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yuck
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i think it would be cool to see the collapse or segregation of one of the biggest religious denominations of the world personally. i genuinely hope this happens
Mar 12 2013 9:47PM
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Stose
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Well if you study it then you know that it's been shown that society basically needs religion to hold together. I have never gone to church and don't associate with any religion, but I get that people need something to explain their lives. I don't get the ones who make it their lives either though
Mar 12 2013 10:00PM
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LiquorLanch
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ITT: Athiests who don't understand Catholicsm, and trolls.
Mar 12 2013 10:17PM
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roddy116
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no, no he didnt. if he did he would have been pulled from power and i would have heard about that.
Mar 12 2013 10:24PM
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Spinoza
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For the most part Christians aren't bothering anyone, so I don't really see the need for self proclaimed 'atheists' to be the dicks that they often are. All day long on reddit it's d-bag 'atheists' going off on Christians.
If 'Atheism' is a belief that there is no God then why bother claiming to be one. I mean Chistians brag about God because its a GOOD thing. They think they're going to heaven so they're happy, But the belief that there is no God is a prett depressing idea. It's basically bragging that when you die nothing good happens and you just stop existing. Outside of the hipster coolness of being an 'Atheist' I don't see much practical utility in it, and especially not in bragging about it...
Mar 12 2013 10:36PM
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no_steeze
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which is why it completely baffles me that people are able to use religion to explain shit. it's so far fetched that it's really a remarkable example of marketing as well as incredible mental strength by those who believe so wholeheartedly in things

i can't wrap my head around how people responded to stuff like thessalonians 1 and 2 and carried on like it was no trouble

i'm not bashing religion, i'm simply amazed by it and unable to understand its power over people
Mar 12 2013 10:41PM
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Culture+
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this is how much i care....

Mar 12 2013 10:42PM
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