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NYPD officer plotting to eat women

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Mag
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'MURICA!

http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-21761077#TWEET658160
Mar 12 2013 11:55AM
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Mr.Sloth
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Fuck
Mar 12 2013 11:55AM
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miroz
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Dammit, another American superstar.
Mar 12 2013 11:57AM
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987321654hgfd
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"White slavery"
Mar 12 2013 12:01PM
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Mr.Huck
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In NYC it's OK to eat women, as long as you don't have larger than a 16 ounce soda with the meal.
Mar 12 2013 12:08PM
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skierman
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Old news bud and there's no crime here. They never took an actionable step towards committing the act, which you need in a conspiracy charge.
Mar 12 2013 12:36PM
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act.resist
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all media anywhere = poppycock
Mar 12 2013 12:59PM
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hope.
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lost it
Mar 12 2013 3:27PM
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k-rob
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typical cop
Mar 12 2013 3:29PM
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Peter.
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no it's cool they overturned it, he can now drink his big gulp to wash down that tough calf muscle
Mar 12 2013 3:30PM
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deleted5
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I feel bad for the lawyer on the end of that one.
Mar 12 2013 3:30PM
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Mag
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I'm sure a good lawyer could talk his way out of it, I'm not convinced he would ever plan on killing her, let alone eating her, just seems like something pretty strange people enjoy fantasizing about.

Even if he is convicted he caused no harm, even though it's fucked up, so I'm not sure how long he'd be away for.
Mar 12 2013 3:32PM
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yelsel
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he was convicted.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/cannibal_cop_found_guilty_of_plot_0lgmDswTO6gJhhN4h8dL2L

Mar 12 2013 3:39PM
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Mag
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Somebody has to go on that darkfetish site just to troll them.
Mar 12 2013 3:45PM
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Mr.Huck
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One of the women in question was actually an obese cross dresser. In addition to the prison sentence, Mayor Bloomberg is going to have him fined for attempting to eat excessive trans fat.
Mar 12 2013 3:55PM
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yelsel
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i lost
Mar 12 2013 4:07PM
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Mr.Huck
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:-)
Mar 12 2013 4:13PM
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Mag
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Did you hear about the cannibal policeman who was arrested?






He was caught grilling his suspects
Mar 12 2013 4:18PM
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theabortionator
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Didn't read but I like the thread title.
Mar 12 2013 4:19PM
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DaRealDroBoi
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IS THIS WHAT OUR WORLD HAS COME TO ?? :-((
Mar 12 2013 4:22PM
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ILLinoisance
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Facing life in prison for conspiring to commit a crime? That's strange.
Mar 12 2013 4:26PM
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ILLinoisance
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That joke was in bad taste.
Mar 12 2013 4:26PM
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Mag
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What... He didn't even do anything, and even then I would still have posted it.
Mar 12 2013 4:29PM
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yelsel
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taste. get it? ohhhhhh

lulz

Mar 12 2013 4:30PM
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Randy_Quench
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my thoughts exactly. even though the story is fucked up.
Mar 12 2013 4:34PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Boner status: Achieved.
Mar 12 2013 4:34PM
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skierman
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Yeah it's so strange... if you're 13.
Mar 12 2013 4:35PM
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ForeverYung
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dem puns

I bet a human wouldn't even taste good.
Mar 12 2013 4:36PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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You are sooo wrong.
Mar 12 2013 4:43PM
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Mr.Huck
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It's very rare when this happens.
Mar 12 2013 4:43PM
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act.resist
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i assume that we taste like pork because we're so similar to pigs DNA wise
Mar 12 2013 4:47PM
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ILLinoisance
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I realize you get charge the same for conspiring to commit a crime, but I still think that's strange.

And, that's as far as I'm going with conversing with you. You are a terrible attempt as a troll.
Mar 12 2013 4:49PM
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Mag
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Well that was embarrassing.
Mar 12 2013 4:52PM
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ILLinoisance
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Well done.
Mar 12 2013 4:57PM
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skierman
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Usually the ones who say I'm trolling are the kids that I call out for posting something so dumb, that I may be getting trolled myself. Go back to 4chan with that "troll" talk, you little bitch. If you don't want to be made fun of then don't post stupid shit.
Mar 12 2013 5:14PM
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Mag
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This dry humors getting a bit overdone.
Mar 12 2013 5:18PM
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ILLinoisance
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Yeah, I think it's time we put a fork in it....
Mar 12 2013 5:20PM
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Mag
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I hear he's getting the cold shoulder from the prison guards.

Enough from me.
Mar 12 2013 5:24PM
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ILLinoisance
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I wonder if he'll cope well in a prison atmosphere. I have a feeling his rump will be the one getting roasted.
Mar 12 2013 5:27PM
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