Send TEAM BROBOMB to the Orage Masters OR THE COW DIES!

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Okay kids. Ready for some shameless self-promotion you can complain about to your heart's content? BroBomb.com is gunning for the 9th spot at the Orage Masters. Why do we deserve to go, you may ask? As you may have heard, the Masters is not the Dew Tour, X Games, or some other gymnastics competition. It's the "anti-comp," and thus, those deserve to go are not those who can k-fed 630 your face or dub cork no grab until retirement, but it's the people who can outdrink, out party, and out redicule all the other pro crews while using their travel budget to get strippers for their team booth. THAT TEAM IS US.

So, you will, a skier, give your Facebook like to a team based on anything other than athletic merit? You should, because if you don't, we should just call this ice skating and start demand resorts  ask for drug tests in order to buy lift tickets.

VOTE NOW OR THE COW DIES: https://www.facebook.com/Orage/app_214843915322464

We are edging into the lead now, do your duty to help us secure victory and dominance. When your own Jeff Schmuck was asked to vote for us, his response was "Done my man! And proudly so :)"