Good pranks to pull on friends at the slope?

Oilis · 2013-03-07 21:22:17

Im going to our slope maybe for the last time of the season and was wondering if anybody here has some good panks to pull on some buddies while there? +k for good ones

CastrolMotorOIL

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Kill them

Mar 7 2013 9:24PM

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J-T

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It takes 2 to do this but eject their ski/push them a little bit so their boot comes out of the ski, then have someone swoop in and take it so the have to ski the entire run on 1 ski.

Mar 7 2013 9:27PM

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Holte

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clip their backpack straps to the back of the chairlift seat.

Mar 7 2013 9:32PM

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Chief.

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steal their shit and sell it or put your skis inside the car and theirs on your ski rack but dont latch it down

they will laugh soooo hard

Mar 7 2013 9:41PM

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Peter.

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stomp really hard on the tails of their skis so they break

Mar 7 2013 9:42PM

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stupendous-man

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set their dins at max so they can't eject, it will be lolz

Mar 7 2013 10:00PM

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GEORGEzimmerman

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pee in their butts

Mar 7 2013 10:26PM

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CashmereCat

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Dins really low?

Mar 7 2013 10:28PM

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esotericjive

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Crap in their boots in the morning.
Saw off the front 8 inches of their ski, always a laugh.
Push them off the lift.

Mar 7 2013 10:29PM

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JWeinstock

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da fuck?

Mar 7 2013 10:35PM

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Oilis

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so simple and good lol

Mar 7 2013 10:35PM

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One.2

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convince them to take a nap on the chair lift by singing them a lullaby and dont wake them up

Mar 7 2013 10:36PM

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Mr.Mitten

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I don't know much about skiing but both the situations I'm seeing in my head could end with quite serious injury haha

Mar 7 2013 10:39PM

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Oilis

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with such a low din their skis would fall off right when they got off the lift haha. they would have some trouble getting down the hill without a ski falling off...

Mar 7 2013 10:41PM

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stupendous-man

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yeah but that doesnt end in torn acls. pretty boring if you ask me

Mar 7 2013 10:44PM

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Bertrand

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My buddy was riding with a din of like, 4, I have no idea why. He was doing a bump run, pre released, and tore his ACL.

Mar 7 2013 10:46PM

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Oilis

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Must have sucked getting out of that type of run with such an injury..

Mar 7 2013 10:48PM

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stupendous-man

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my friend rides with a din of 3.5 and stomps 5s on some sizeable jumps, no idea how he does it.

Mar 7 2013 10:51PM

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Oilis

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...

Mar 7 2013 10:54PM

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Mar 7 2013 10:58PM

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*ninja*

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when theyre on a rail just shoove them off or a box even easier

Mar 7 2013 10:58PM

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JzD.

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Break your pole over their neck

Mar 7 2013 11:01PM

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stupendous-man

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break their neck over your pole

Mar 7 2013 11:15PM

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*ninja*

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shove your pole up there ass

Mar 7 2013 11:24PM

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skithesprings

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kill their parents

make their dead parents into chili

feed them the chili

Mar 7 2013 11:28PM

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TACO-DOG.exe

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when they go in stay behind and move their skis to another rack or a different part of the lodge

(this only works with pivots or fks bindings) when they have their skis off flip up the binding up and turn it backwards

Mar 7 2013 11:34PM

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El_Barto.

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Train a pony to bite off their wieners

Mar 7 2013 11:37PM

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_Garagely_

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Call ski patrol on them for false offenses.

Mar 7 2013 11:38PM

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Mr.Huck

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I lolling pretty hard at some of these responses.

My contribs:

Get a bunch of lead fishing weights. Pull the bladder out of their boot and the plastic footbed. Usually there is a hollow space in there. Fill one of them up with the lead weights. You should be able to get enough in there that makes a pretty big difference and they will be wondering why one leg is getting really tired.

Other idea is to rent one boot that matches the boots he wears, but get it 2 sizes larger or smaller than his normal boot. Replace one of his boots with the non fitting one. He won't be able to click into his binding and he won't be able to figure out why.

Easiest is to go get some wax that is totally wrong for the weather conditions like Swix Green for spring conditions. Rub it liberally on his bases. It will come of pretty quick but for the at least half a run he will be walking down hill. Also, may get mowed over by the chair when he tries to unload and stops dead on the ramp.

Mar 7 2013 11:56PM

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broto

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does your friend need a stool to brush his teeth

Mar 8 2013 12:05AM

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stupendous-man

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hes almost 6'

Mar 8 2013 12:10AM

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Oilis

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the lead weights is great. This would so throw off the spins any of my fiends would try haha

Mar 8 2013 12:10AM

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JamesH

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Point and tell them "you dropped your pocket".
Timeless.

Mar 8 2013 12:38AM

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MilaKunis

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Say that you're going to sit this run out. Then drive home and burn their houses down.

Mar 8 2013 12:43AM

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danderson.

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Braid their hair while they're asleep the night before you ski. LOL!

Mar 8 2013 1:00AM

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Oilis

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Or while they are asleep on the way there lol

Mar 8 2013 1:27AM

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MothaHucker

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my personal favorites are to use your pole to pop off one of their skis right as youre both about to get on the lift.

Or, while standing in line, ask them if they can cross their skis on flatground, and when they do, plant your pole right in the middle so they look like a doofus and can't go anywhere.

Mar 8 2013 1:56AM

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vandersteeze

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A good one is if you have a chairlift of friends that is going up, get a handful more friends and just pelt them with snowballs from the ground, they cant dodge them. Obviously this requires a lift that goes near the ground for maximum effect

Mar 8 2013 2:11AM

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Banane.

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Ask a friend if he can put his both ski together and when he do it just push him, almost sure he's gonna fell.

Do it in the lift line so he look stupid

Mar 8 2013 3:23AM

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Bateman

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If you have t-bars, and you share a lift with one of them, just stomp on their skis so one or two skis eject. He will either fall off, jump off or hope for someone behind to pick it up.

Mar 8 2013 7:36AM

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Mr.Huck

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Hahaha. Ski camp at Hood one summer, we had a guy on our team who was from Japan. He wrote on our faces while we were asleep with a sharpie; no pictures or drawings, just Japanese letter characters. We got up and went down for breakfast and the ladies serving breakfast were giving us a curious WTF look. It took awhile before anyone told us.

Mar 8 2013 10:18AM

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