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Ex-girlfriend says she might be pregnant

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Chief.
Posts: 276 - Karma: 399
i hooked up with my ex a few days ago and she told me she didnt take her birth control. I pulled out but this is still messing with my head
Mar 7 2013 7:40PM
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Chief.
Posts: 276 - Karma: 399
kill yourself
Mar 7 2013 10:55PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
Hyphenated? Or 'Kill' is the first and 'Yourself' is the middle name? What's your last name?
Mar 7 2013 10:57PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37543 - Karma: 121,678
Where the hell is abortionator when you need him? He's like batman.
Mar 8 2013 1:11AM
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B.Aussie
Posts: 5852 - Karma: 4,531
There is a 20% chance she will get pregnant, good luck.
Mar 8 2013 4:52AM
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Bateman
Posts: 8593 - Karma: 8,600
this and the gun/coathanger posts are such golden posts. hahaha
Mar 8 2013 6:19AM
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JamieOBalls.
Posts: 66 - Karma: 61
Inb4 triplets
Mar 8 2013 7:44AM
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
what a bitttttc
Mar 8 2013 10:10AM
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MNS
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 3,241
No kidding, I always think the same thing. If you follow shit like real crazy fights, all you this is most those people should have been aborted to prevent the spread of horrible genes.
Mar 8 2013 12:16PM
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VT_FLO
Posts: 3806 - Karma: 147
she even afterbanged
Mar 8 2013 12:24PM
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Mr.Huck
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Mar 8 2013 1:20PM
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dan1080
Posts: 1293 - Karma: 913
ughh id def be skeptical about that shit bro
Mar 8 2013 1:36PM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
You're probably fine, Pre cum has never fucked me before. Also congrats, only classy chicks let you hit without a condom or any birth control she sounds like a keeper.
Mar 8 2013 1:43PM
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Edward.
Posts: 9366 - Karma: 445
step 1: punch her stomach

step 2: throw her down the stairs

step 3: get ice cream
Mar 8 2013 2:22PM
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bnewbs6
Posts: 1919 - Karma: 1,463
Hahaha!!
Mar 8 2013 8:02PM
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gyarados
Posts: 1186 - Karma: 399
Ok, I'm going to say what everyone is thinking. She got pregnant from some guy or her boyfriend, realizes she doesn't want them to father the child, come to OP and bangs him in hopes he will stick around for the child. It's some sketchy shit bro, def get the DNA test
Mar 8 2013 9:22PM
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Chief.
Posts: 276 - Karma: 399
i met her at the planned parenthood place and gave her $40 to get the plan b thing. being who i am i then asked her boyfriend for my money back he then got very upset and tried to fight me
Mar 8 2013 9:52PM
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erikK
Posts: 3245 - Karma: 2,329
pee in their whole miserable family's butt
including the child
Mar 8 2013 10:01PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
a diamond upside down is just a pusssssyyyyyy
Mar 8 2013 11:31PM
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Reister
Posts: 279 - Karma: -20
you are either trolling and trying way too hard or you are fucking retarded.


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Mar 9 2013 12:00AM
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NPF
Posts: 5152 - Karma: 12,119
Jay Z about dat abortion.
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Mar 9 2013 4:50AM
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