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Ex-girlfriend says she might be pregnant

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Chief.
Posts: 276 - Karma: 399
i hooked up with my ex a few days ago and she told me she didnt take her birth control. I pulled out but this is still messing with my head
Mar 7 2013 7:40PM
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Spinoza
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If you pulled out then...
Mar 7 2013 7:41PM
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wakesk8playa69
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congrats dad!!!
Mar 7 2013 7:41PM
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MatRich
Posts: 4789 - Karma: 1,813
Should have pee'd in her but!

But really even that would have been smarter than the pull out method... Pre cum man!
Mar 7 2013 7:42PM
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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
Don't be a silly put a shield on your willy.
Mar 7 2013 7:42PM
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Ribss.
Posts: 3442 - Karma: 3,344
Pre cum... fucks you over EVERY time.


Those little fuckers are just dying to fly out of your nuts.
Mar 7 2013 7:42PM
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Kirsakid
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Mar 7 2013 7:43PM
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DaRealDroBoi
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if you pulled out then this thread is pointless but if not then i bet you're gonna have one good-looking kid
Mar 7 2013 7:44PM
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987321654hgfd
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Pulling out doesn't fail.

Otherwise just make her a plan b omelette.
Mar 7 2013 7:44PM
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Chief.
Posts: 276 - Karma: 399
might be an option
Mar 7 2013 7:44PM
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MatRich
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Oh and on an other note... do abortions even exist in america? It never sounds like its even an otion in tv shows or movies, even in threads.
Mar 7 2013 7:45PM
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the-honeypossum
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shes prolly full of shit. and if not, pack your bags and bail to mexico
Mar 7 2013 7:51PM
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feihlination
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quality thread and quality responses.

shows why there are so many teen pregnancies. fuckhead + fuckhead = young fuckhead
Mar 7 2013 7:55PM
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ohmyglob8
Posts: 416 - Karma: 1,408
gone through this shit before, just make her take an abortion pill and if she doesnt want to just tell her u have to or some male dominance assertment shit best option if she does get prego
Mar 7 2013 7:57PM
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Ribss.
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Is this sarcastic?
Mar 7 2013 7:58PM
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turducken
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Bleach + coat hanger = problem solved.
Mar 7 2013 7:59PM
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the-honeypossum
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but seriously if she does have the kid you better be there as the father and not dip out. cause if you did that would be fucked..
Mar 7 2013 8:02PM
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MatRich
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somewhat, I know they exist, but god damm, seems like theres such a huge stigma over it that no one ever talks about the option.
Mar 7 2013 8:03PM
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BieberHole69
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The real point is not to get yourself into this position, that's what you have to realize. You gotta know all the tricks like, for example, if a woman's on top she can't get pregnant. It's just gravity. What goes up must come down.
Mar 7 2013 8:04PM
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clive_bixby
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 499
Man up. I once had an ex pull that shit. The DNA test proved otherwise. Win.
Mar 7 2013 8:05PM
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..AR6rider..
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OPs "ex-girlfriend" is actually his neighbors pet goat.
Mar 7 2013 8:05PM
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Jane6
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may your first child be a masculine child?
Mar 7 2013 8:06PM
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-dAvE-
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Dude even if u pull out, she could still be pregnant, not to freak you out but the pull out method is the worst method. She wasnt on birth control and she decided to not take the morning after pill? smart...
Mar 7 2013 8:15PM
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t_rob
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I was looking for a funny picture. Found this.

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Why the fuck would anyone ever want to claim having an abortion?
Mar 7 2013 8:23PM
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Jane6
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definitely claim worthy.
Mar 7 2013 8:24PM
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clive_bixby
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Inb4 abortion arguments.
Mar 7 2013 8:26PM
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t_rob
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Oh it's coming. But really jane, I kind of want to know why.
Mar 7 2013 8:27PM
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Sneaky_Aziz
Posts: 691 - Karma: 230
If you are the Dad, father the living shit out of that baby. Or abort it.
Mar 7 2013 8:29PM
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ObiWanKablowme
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make sure she knows she is obliged to get you a fathers day present now
Mar 7 2013 8:29PM
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swanson212
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That's Why I just bone guys. Not gay or anything I just don't want to worry about that stuff ya know
Mar 7 2013 8:34PM
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Jane6
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its only gay if the balls touch :)
Mar 7 2013 8:36PM
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.frenchy
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Nah.
Mar 7 2013 8:36PM
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Jane6
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I would feel like fucking Ellen Ripley



Mar 7 2013 8:39PM
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nagger
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why does everybody always go straight to abortion
plan b that shit its like $40
unless it's been over 3 days, which is likely
but you could try anyways
Mar 7 2013 8:39PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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jesus christ, people. There's no way that she'd know she's pregnant two days later. That's fucking retarded.
Mar 7 2013 8:39PM
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Matt_Rossi
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SHE THROWIN UP DA ILLUMINATI
Mar 7 2013 8:51PM
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Chief.
Posts: 276 - Karma: 399
no shit. its just the chance that she could be but it sounds like she can can take the plan b thing for like $40 so i dodged a bullet on this one.
however, im going to ask her boyfriend to refund my money
Mar 7 2013 9:25PM
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clive_bixby
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mind is full of fuck .gif
Mar 7 2013 9:34PM
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Peter.
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won't know if she is pregnant until her period, so just buy her plan b if it is still within 72 hours
Mar 7 2013 9:37PM
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Mr.Mitten
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Well shoot this sounds like a good situation!
Mar 7 2013 9:58PM
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Spinoza
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And in case you change your mind again, pick up one of these:

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Mar 7 2013 10:25PM
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troupe
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or...

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your choice
Mar 7 2013 10:28PM
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little1337
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dude..... pre ejaculatory fluid bro....
Mar 7 2013 10:31PM
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Chief.
Posts: 276 - Karma: 399
i offered the first one, may have to use the second one
Mar 7 2013 10:31PM
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JWeinstock
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dude, its been 2 fucking days. wait a little
Mar 7 2013 10:33PM
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Wallisch_pl
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holy shit, i can't even...I'm laughing so hard
Mar 7 2013 10:39PM
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chickenonabun
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it would been more hardcore if you just jizzed in there anyways, livin like larry
Mar 7 2013 10:41PM
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Spinoza
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I bet everyone who was conceived using the sperms from the pre-jac is a douche. Only the douchy sperms get that exited
Mar 7 2013 10:45PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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the fact that people entrust their entire future in whether or not a girl takes her pill just blows my mind. i mean, yeah, rubbers suck, but so do screaming babies. i've never understood why people are willing to risk it.
Mar 7 2013 10:48PM
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tightbhole
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babynames.com
Mar 7 2013 10:52PM
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crab_pretzel
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thread jack: this thread is now about naming Chief.'s new child!

I'll start: I'm thinking Richard, Samuel, Benjamin, or Dickholewizard. for boys names atleast
Mar 7 2013 10:54PM
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