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How can I fuck with our foreign exchange student?

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Spic-N-SpaN
Posts: 2002 - Karma: 1,465
Shes kind of just a huge cunt. All she does is talk shit about how bad everything in america is and brings weird ass scummy guys back to the house, and thinks shes the shit.


How can I fuck with her, making her life harder with out her knowing anyones fucking with her?

She speaks perfect english by the way.
Mar 6 2013 4:08PM
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corona
Posts: 12794 - Karma: 32,716
what country is she from?
Mar 6 2013 4:09PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
1. Pics?
2. Where's she from?
3. How old is she?
Mar 6 2013 4:09PM
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proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 919
Give her vd. Welcome to America, now get the fuck out
Mar 6 2013 4:12PM
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edai
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 4,653
Rape her, it'll be hilarious!
Mar 6 2013 4:13PM
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Benedetto.
Posts: 2526 - Karma: 64
The rest of the world supposedly thinks that we are fat ignorant slobs but maybe everyone else in the world is the problem and they are all just arrogant pricks!



This is huge generalization and I don't truly think that..
Mar 6 2013 4:13PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
Agree with her. She wants to cause a stir, if you just agree with her then she probably will shut up.
Mar 6 2013 4:14PM
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Sneaky_Aziz
Posts: 691 - Karma: 230
Hahahaha yeah bro this, and then be FRIENDS with her hahaha she'll be all like, "Wat" lmfao
Mar 6 2013 4:14PM
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Spic-N-SpaN
Posts: 2002 - Karma: 1,465
Its more that she would still just be a skank no matter where she lived.



and shes from england for who ever asked
Mar 6 2013 4:17PM
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Kooky_Lukey
Posts: 1002 - Karma: 1,966
Why would you even make a thread without pics?

Get real dude.
Mar 6 2013 4:18PM
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rigzz
Posts: 1768 - Karma: 147
hit it. If you do a good job. She'll stop whinning, and if you are crap. Then you are doomed.
Mar 6 2013 4:21PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8591 - Karma: 8,600
i'm hosting an exchange student at the moment. I fucked with him only once.
Mar 6 2013 4:22PM
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cubber
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i like rating posts
Mar 6 2013 4:22PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
Create a fake news article about her home country being nuked.
Mar 6 2013 4:25PM
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cope+
Posts: 763 - Karma: 870
This will work
Mar 6 2013 4:26PM
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Bateman
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This would be hilarious.
Mar 6 2013 4:28PM
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alex=
Posts: 1738 - Karma: 2,835
Copious amounts of K to you my good sir


sidenote: tried to fuck our hot ass lithuanian exchange student, didn't work. at all
Mar 6 2013 4:28PM
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*Bird
Posts: 1895 - Karma: 316
you think she would actually believe that...
Mar 6 2013 4:29PM
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ZeechMcHuck
Posts: 456 - Karma: 579

This is one of the greatest ideas.......ever.....in the world.

Mar 6 2013 5:19PM
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MNS
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 3,241
maybe shes right. murics sucks and you're jealous
Mar 6 2013 5:20PM
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kung_powpow
Posts: 1990 - Karma: 3,671
have sex with her.
Mar 6 2013 5:21PM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
ask her when her baby is due or something else implying that shes getting fat. That will most likely make her insecure about her body for life.
Mar 6 2013 5:35PM
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Jane6
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U wot m8?
Mar 6 2013 5:45PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
Have you even asked her to stop doing the actions you don't like? If not, try that. If so, tell the next weird guy who shows up at your house she has herpes or something like that, and to back the fuck off. Get that shit to spread, and then that problem will be gone. As for the whole bitching thing, tell her to stop bitching and get used to it.
Mar 6 2013 5:46PM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
Make sure it says north korea did it though.
Mar 6 2013 5:48PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
Obviously it would take some work to make it believeable. You'd probably need to make fake articles on at least 3 credible websites and have a few of her facebook friends post them. Get some randoms to tweet about it. Call her and act all sympathetic and scared.

This is nuclear war man, you've got to sell it!
Mar 6 2013 5:49PM
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Abu_Hajaar
Posts: 2749 - Karma: 3,907
Get her hooked on meth, it'll be hilarious!
Mar 6 2013 6:20PM
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brotherdad
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I have one from Austria, she sleeps in the bedroom under mine. I whisper down the vent holocaust jokes sometimes. I wonder if she hears me.
Mar 6 2013 6:27PM
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SKIINGISEASY
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Story Time.

Last year we had a foreign exchange student at our home, and he was rooming with me. He was a super chill dude, really into movie making.

Anyways, one night we got super drunk together at the house. He ends up telling me he's gay and has a massive crush on me. I went into my room, locked my door and went to bed. I woke up told my mom, then went skiing. I came back from skiing and he was moved out. He texted me for weeks but i never replied.

The thing is, he was always right next to me and touching me, but i just thought that was the European way.

Shit was fucked
Mar 6 2013 6:29PM
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BertBoyd
Posts: 734 - Karma: 2,253
pics

Mar 6 2013 6:29PM
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Rosbif
Posts: 2543 - Karma: 930
Errr, yeah, because the UK is the fattest nation on earth, wait, no it's not, the US is, by a mile!
Mar 6 2013 6:33PM
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*ninja*
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wrap her car with seran wrap
Mar 6 2013 6:36PM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
ahahaha! you sir are a gentleman and a scholar
Mar 6 2013 6:39PM
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FLBP
Posts: 1794 - Karma: 310
Kill her parents and put cook them into chili.
Mar 6 2013 6:41PM
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SupaHotFire
Posts: 356 - Karma: 104
Put Ricin in her food. That will teach her smelly face.
Mar 6 2013 6:51PM
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d00d
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Well we need pics of this foreign exchange student so that we can advise you on whether or not to fuck her
Mar 6 2013 6:58PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
this.
Mar 6 2013 7:08PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
walk into where she sleeps at night and piss all over her. pretend you are sleepwalking and write it off as an "accident".
Mar 6 2013 7:26PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
or "i thought they did this in your country"
Mar 6 2013 7:31PM
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CaelW
Posts: 400 - Karma: 108
Or get a weird guy with herpes to get with her
Mar 6 2013 7:38PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,103
you need pics dawg! i wish i have fun foreign exchange student stories. there has been a norweigian one and a french one, nothing funny happened.
Mar 6 2013 10:16PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
Tell her it's a legal requirement for her to suck your d once a week. Then tell her it's illegal for her to tell anyone about it.
Bam
Mar 6 2013 10:18PM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
Or just rape her. And if she says shes gonna call the cops respond with "what are they gonna do? They cant un-rape you"
Mar 6 2013 10:24PM
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MothaHucker
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I don't think the fattest nation is determined by miles.
Mar 6 2013 10:28PM
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skiSBmaine
Posts: 929 - Karma: 589
Tell her penis is slang for a cheeseburger. Try to catch her saying "I really want a penis" or "that penis was delicious"
Mar 6 2013 11:00PM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
She knows English bro
Mar 6 2013 11:01PM
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himay5
Posts: 208 - Karma: 174
Remind her who won the Revolutionary War and then proceed to rub her toothbrush on your genitals.
Mar 6 2013 11:04PM
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spliff.Life
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still waiting for age country and pics.
Fake new article would be funny, but too easy to figure out
being nice would only temporarily confuse her
You need to get a vile of liquid lsd and dose her before school or church or something really important 
Mar 6 2013 11:07PM
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DutchMastaTHC
Posts: 669 - Karma: 1,770
solid idea right here
Mar 6 2013 11:10PM
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spliff.Life
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fail. England is the correct answer.
Mar 6 2013 11:12PM
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skiSBmaine
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Whoops, missed that she was from uk
Mar 6 2013 11:14PM
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