What the fuck is shredding?

*JDBP* · 2013-03-05 22:16:04

Is shredding the ability to lay solid gnarly turns or and type terrain or being able to Huck sick spins and complex flips and shit? Or is it a combo of the two? The biggest question, teeth for dicks or dicks for teeth?

FroesenSkeeze

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Shredding is when my hashbrowns are in strips rather than cubes. Only way to eat them.

Mar 5 2013 10:17PM

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Stickity

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shredding is when partaking in intercourse to begin performing vigorous cunnilingus with braces

Mar 5 2013 10:18PM

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FullStack

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Loner

You should know... it's in your name

Mar 5 2013 10:20PM

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JUP*

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Hahahahahahahaha

Mar 5 2013 10:20PM

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caddyshack

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shredding is when the cheese is broken up into very thin slices. so when someone says "let's go shred" they're not actually going skiing, they're going to slice cheese.

Mar 5 2013 10:43PM

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RagingBuffalo

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i shred my bank statements after i read them. mayb thats what shredding is.

Mar 5 2013 10:52PM

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LukasSchroeder

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"what the fuck is shredding?" name is 'shredski'

Mar 5 2013 10:53PM

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TheHamburglar

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ask yngwie malmsteen, I hear he can SHRED

also shredding is one of those words that when you hear it too much, it starts to sound really fucking stupid. SHRED red shed shhhhred

Mar 5 2013 11:35PM

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NEIL-YOUNG

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I dont know, but ive heard that it comes in a deliscous sauce

Mar 5 2013 11:44PM

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KneeDrop

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A snowboarder once told me, "by definition, skiers cannot shred".

A wikipedia search for; shred, shredding, or shredder, lists snowboards but not skis under "equipement"

Maybe he's right

Mar 6 2013 12:40AM

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steezburgereddie

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I love shredded hash browns. There's no place in my town that makes them.

Mar 6 2013 1:06AM

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Mar 6 2013 1:09AM

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Tikayt

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NS has reached a critical state, the guys asking what is shredding..

Mar 6 2013 2:56AM

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Zimmy

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I came across the term first in early 90's Transworld Snowboarding mags. I think it refers to the sustained shred sound that snowboards make on hardpack when sliding an entire edge at speed: the grind-down on the snow that made skiers and resorts hate on them when they first came on the scene. Although, I can shred on my skis, but I prefer not to for edge's sake.

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90053

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well done sir

Mar 6 2013 3:18PM

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DR.SHRED

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you need to see a doctor about this

Mar 6 2013 3:29PM

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sNaubi

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yup, they're preparing for the essential taco meal

Mar 6 2013 3:55PM

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to go completely fucking nuts while maintaining a complete disregard for the safety of yourself and those around you, facilitated greatly by the consumption of bourbon, and or other controlled substances. -urbandictionary

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keatdogg

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this

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