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I fucking hate anime.

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chicken
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I'm a pretty tolerant guy when it comes to almost everything in life. But there is one thing that just fills me with so much god damn rage and makes my blood boil and that is fucking anime.

I have never experienced anything that makes me this fucking mad. I hate everything associated with anime, including the people who fucking watch it.

My room mate sits on his ass and watches anime all fucking day and snaps his fingers to the beat of shitty japanese pop songs that are sung by a 10 year old girl. WHY DO THEY MAKE ALL THE FEMALE VOICES IN ANIME SOUND LIKE LITTLE GIRLS? FUCK. All the fucking songs are the same. The fans talk about how it's not just for kids and there are "badass" characters. I don't fucking buy it. I swear to god the NUMBER ONE criteria for my next room mate is that the do not watch anime in any way shape or form.

I know that this is probably a totally irrational hatred but it's true. I am 23 and anime wants me to act like a high school bully. Seriously. Fuck anime. Normal comic books are still cool.
Mar 5 2013 12:31AM
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chicken
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i've never watched jersey shore in my entire life and I don't have TV.

but I would still rather watch it rather than something called "samaurai champloo". Even that name fills me with rage. seriously what the fuck does champloo even fucking mean?
Mar 16 2013 4:39PM
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B-runge
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i googled it and it means "blend" you ethnocentric fuck
Mar 16 2013 5:26PM
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Hammyslapwagon
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wut
Mar 16 2013 5:28PM
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k-rob
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i don't have tv either but i have the internet. i'm not going to bother asking why a name would anger you, it means about as much as every other name on this planet.
Mar 16 2013 6:27PM
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chicken
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I thought it was translated to english haha. Is "samurai" the same in english as Japanese?

I'm not ethnocentric or racist or anything. I only hate a few certain sub cultures and one of them just happens to be heavily related to Japanese pop culture.

I've got lots of friends and I know for sure that the anime and the fans are hated there as well.
Mar 16 2013 7:28PM
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chicken
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I guess it's just how I would visualize an anime person talking to me about it.
Mar 16 2013 7:30PM
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Poon_Handler
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Do you know how I know you watch anime? lol
Mar 16 2013 8:02PM
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Fluttershy
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lol so tsundere. OPはホモです。
Nov 20 2013 7:49PM
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Fluttershy
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:c
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Nov 20 2013 7:50PM
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rareison
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Fuck all of you Fullemtal Alchemist is easily and by far the TV series I have ever watched. And no I don't just watch anime, I've watched a lot of other non-anime TV series, and nothing can compare
Dec 12 2013 7:01PM
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rareison
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Oh and Hayao Miyazaki is one of the greatest movie producers of all time
Dec 12 2013 7:01PM
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Mr.Panda
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Outlaw Star
Kenshi
Trigun
Bebop
Champloo

All much better than that by the number shounen shit that FMA was.
Dec 12 2013 10:27PM
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rareison
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I've watched trigun bebop and champloo before and wasn't really a fan of any of them
Dec 12 2013 11:59PM
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no_steeze
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OMG HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN FOREVER. MUST POST UFC GIFS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dec 13 2013 12:25AM
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Mr.Panda
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Dec 21 2013 5:22AM
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steezysteeze
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I don't hate anime but I hate the people that think they're misunderstood souls for watching it.
Dec 21 2013 7:21AM
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Bateman
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i also like samurai champloo and cowboy bebop, - would you recommend the others as well?
Dec 21 2013 7:36AM
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uyghur
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bo bo bo. the greatest show ever conceived.
Dec 21 2013 11:08PM
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rareison
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Claymore was fucking sweet
Dec 23 2013 11:18AM
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Aomame
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why is this even a thread?
Dec 23 2013 1:02PM
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Jeebus.
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Cuz anime is super gay.
Dec 23 2013 1:09PM
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B-runge
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Has anyone ever seen grave of the fireflies? It's by far the saddest movie I have ever seen and really well done.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5YcIvtZJ2Y
Dec 23 2013 1:14PM
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cyberginger
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Dec 23 2013 1:21PM
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rareison
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It was definitely fucked up and sad for sure.
Dec 23 2013 1:44PM
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WaffleMaster
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I hate anime too. But it's probably more due to it's fanbase than the actual stuff.

Sortof like 1D.
Dec 23 2013 1:56PM
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KingGeedorah
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A lot of theanimefans in this thread are doing a pretty good job of validating op's point and making anime seem stupid as fuck. Out of all the shit though, there's definitely some good stuff. Like samurai Champloo and cowboy bebop which have already been mentioned several times. But I feel like the fan base that anime has does a good job of making people hate it. Frickin neck bearded greaseballs who watch anime all day.
Dec 23 2013 5:38PM
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NPF
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RIP Nujabes
Dec 23 2013 5:50PM
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Hammyslapwagon
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Dec 23 2013 5:51PM
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Hammyslapwagon
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^ have to click it :(
Dec 23 2013 5:51PM
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KingGeedorah
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By far the best soundtrack to any tv show ever made. Like the only one to beat scrubs.
Dec 23 2013 10:59PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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i knew this gif would come in handy
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Dec 24 2013 12:46AM
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rareison
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This. There's a big difference between the greasy fat fucks that sit at home all day masturbating to softcore erotic anime porn on Netflix, and then there's people like me who will pick a decent series to watch (ex. FMA, Claymore, Cowboy Bebop, etc.) and I'll watch a couple episodes a night.
Dec 24 2013 10:53AM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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ha that's not even the full gif. oh well.
Dec 24 2013 11:15AM
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artfullydodged
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Anyone seen "Baccano!" ?. Great series.
Dec 24 2013 2:01PM
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artfullydodged
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Take prohibition era gangsters, a non-linear Tarantino-esque plot line, throw in some satanic immortality elixer, and stuff all that into a train robbery. Here's the plot line

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Dec 24 2013 2:05PM
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.Asain-Skiier
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I knew about nujabes before watching that show and it just made it that much better.
Dec 24 2013 6:26PM
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Benson.
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I'm with OP, anime is fucking stupid. Just my opinion though.
Dec 24 2013 6:42PM
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rareison
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My gf's older sister got me an Akira DVD for Christmas, fuck yeah
Dec 24 2013 11:13PM
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zues
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IN

anime is weird and the people who like it are weirder.

Dose queer folk
Dec 26 2013 11:46AM
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Mr.Panda
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Claymore is fucking brutal:


Hajime no Ippo is good as well:


Berserk as well:


Princess Mononoke has one of the best English dubs I have ever seen:
Dec 27 2013 3:02PM
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Mr.Panda
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To add on to my last post (sorry about dbl posting), The Boondocks is technically animated in the same style as anime from Japan and that last one I posted, Mononoke, is all about saving the environment and shit.
Dec 27 2013 3:09PM
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-PoonHammer-
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What anime is this? It's k/a/waii as fuck
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Dec 27 2013 4:29PM
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-PoonHammer-
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Dan! And I know what that background is from, hahaha
Dec 27 2013 4:32PM
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Hammyslapwagon
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XD
Dec 27 2013 7:31PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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Dec 28 2013 4:02AM
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Park.
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this is entertaining as fuck to read through this. but yea if you like anime, great, if you dont, great. leave eachother alone especially since you can literally avoid contact from the other group over the internet.
May 15 2014 10:32PM
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Blindsurfer
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Da_Buddhahow can you hate these guys?


such an amazing movie
May 15 2014 10:48PM
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Wampire
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Ya some anime is super weird, but some of it is actually pretty cool. I never thought i would like an anime movie, but these two proved me wrong.
In my Writing through film class this semester we watched a couple anime movies and they were super tite. Spirited away is spooky and weird but a dope movie, and Princess Mononoke is just a tite ass movie all around.
It just kind of depends on what you watch
May 15 2014 10:53PM
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Anathema
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May 15 2014 11:04PM
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Squirtle
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I'm a big fan of Miyazaki films, and Avatar the Last Air Bender/ Legend of Korra; besides that i haven't really gotten into any other Anime.

Here's some trailers for Miyazaki films. I would highly recommend, they're great

Spirited Away:http://youtu.be/ByXuk9QqQkkPrincess Mononoke:http://youtu.be/4OiMOHRDs14My Neighbor Totoro:http://youtu.be/4OiMOHRDs14http://youtu.be/TuLX50_5UAI

This is his latest movie, and supposedly its his last. I have yet to see it.
http://youtu.be/imtdgdGOB6Q
Nov 20 2014 1:26AM
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