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Funniest pre-releases

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Gr0mo
Posts: 707 - Karma: 3,663
Pre-releases suck, but a few days ago I had one that had my friends in hysterics. I was practicing tweaked mute's and apparently I tweaked to hard. I ended up ripping my ski off my foot and holding it out infront of me as i cratered to the ground.

Who can top that?
Mar 4 2013 1:50PM
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CrotchKiller
Posts: 9037 - Karma: 6,943
i snapped my k2 kung fujas and pulled it off by tweaking it too hard.

/claim
Mar 4 2013 1:52PM
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UFOsarereal
Posts: 2285 - Karma: 1,132
I was doing daffy to nose grabs and I kicked my ski off midair, so when I swung my foot forward I saw no ski & running manned all the way to the ground
Mar 4 2013 1:58PM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,896
My contribution:

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Mar 4 2013 2:28PM
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K-Thomas
Posts: 2700 - Karma: 604

Mar 4 2013 2:59PM
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BASEDRILEY
Posts: 1451 - Karma: 898
did a nose butter 3 double ejected and landed on my face it was lols
Mar 4 2013 3:21PM
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DeRizzo
Posts: 3827 - Karma: 3,485
Thats not even funny its just awesome.
Mar 4 2013 3:28PM
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a_burger
Posts: 5235 - Karma: 20,715
Skiing bumps, ski pre-releases, but the brakes got caught on something.

Before I knew it my ski just kind of flew off the bump in front of me and about 120 feet down the hill.
Mar 4 2013 3:44PM
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ChuckTesta
Posts: 960 - Karma: 258
was skiing through my hills smaller park hitting these little 5 foot table tops when i tail tapped the knuckle of it, right ski popped of and i face planted. my friend has a video some where
Mar 4 2013 4:08PM
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Jelle
Posts: 337 - Karma: 715
My brother double ejected because he rode over a small chunk of ice.. laugh at the results..
Mar 4 2013 4:19PM
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loganimlach
Posts: 5132 - Karma: 14,054
it was the very first year that i got sample skis and bindings and i thought i was all hot shit and went to do a noseblock in front of about 30 people right off of the lift and went straight to my face due to a din of 5. it was an extremely humbling experience.
Mar 4 2013 4:25PM
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Blake.P
Posts: 9894 - Karma: 3,585
clipped my back foot getting onto a rail when i just started skiing park. was able to slide the whole thing on one ski and one boot
Mar 4 2013 4:31PM
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steezburgereddie
Posts: 1059 - Karma: 1,945
I lowered my din when I was adjusting my binding and after buttering of a jump I went to go do it again. I started going and when I got near the jump my binding released. I ate shit pretty hard.
Mar 4 2013 7:30PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11988 - Karma: 12,261
how can it be switch dub 10 when he landed forwards?

my friend did a cork 7 on this tiny ass jump and his ski went flying about 70 ft beside him. his ski slammed into a box and almost impaled some kid
Mar 4 2013 8:16PM
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WVskiing
Posts: 3007 - Karma: 1,949
One time I fell, don't remember how but my ski flew 20ft up and about 50ft out
Mar 4 2013 9:03PM
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homestar
Posts: 2124 - Karma: 4,197
Mar 4 2013 9:38PM
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rudager
Posts: 11335 - Karma: 4,624
I've done similar.

First day on my Filthy Riches this year, and I was coming off the chair just doing nollines, ollies and butters. Too far forward and boom! Right on my face.
Since it was during World Cup (Lake Louise), two Italian coaches helped me up.
We all laughed.
Mar 4 2013 9:45PM
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homestar
Posts: 2124 - Karma: 4,197

Mar 11 2013 11:35PM
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j.saaaarela
Posts: 1859 - Karma: 856
^nice pop
Mar 12 2013 12:52AM
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Auzy
Posts: 569 - Karma: 1,827
Craziest thing ever! He stomped that!
Mar 12 2013 1:21AM
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minihef
Posts: 813 - Karma: 781
Last week mine pre-released in the middle of a double drop flipping me off the bottom 25 footer:


Mar 12 2013 1:56AM
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[tk]
Posts: 3863 - Karma: 1,906
holy. shit.
Mar 12 2013 2:12AM
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minihef
Posts: 813 - Karma: 781
You guessed it.
Mar 12 2013 4:14AM
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