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maynaiseman
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 129
.........sup. Here's the deal, i'm taking some bitch i like out on a "perfect day" or some gay shit tomorrow. I need you sluts to help me brainstorm shit to do. Here's the problem, i'm broke as dick. All i have is gas money. So like i'm thinking maybe a picnic or someshit, except it's snowy as fuck. So throw some ideas at me, cause i need enough shit to fill up a full day. Also girl's opinions will help me on what you'd enjoy or whatever fuck you. pls halp.
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funk~
Posts: 401 - Karma: 379
find a not snowy place and do a picnic.
she will fuck your brains out
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gatley-o9mil.
Posts: 357 - Karma: 1,414
this isnt a thing to do but it is a line that will make her gush "hershies factory makes thousands of kisses a day but im only asking you for one" instant pussy
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Abu_Hajaar
Posts: 2751 - Karma: 3,908
Buy some chains then lock her to a pole in the middle of Detroit. After a few weeks come back and she'll suck you for days.
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maynaiseman
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 129
if i can find one this might still be an option. it's also cold as a cock though
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maynaiseman
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 129
i also need more shit to do along with a picdick
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Abu_Hajaar
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Bathsalts enhance any situation
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funk~
Posts: 401 - Karma: 379
probably the best advice you'll get
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maynaiseman
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god damnit i can't think of shit
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11989 - Karma: 12,266
offer her to the based god lil b. he will then fuck your bitch and it will be the best day of your life.
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Steve-Brown
Posts: 1894 - Karma: 810
here's a couple....

if you know her do shit she does with her friends....

teach her how to ski.

go sledding

make her some breakfast

take her out to breakfast

go fucking shopping

idk how old you are, but go to a bunch of stupid fucking shops in your town or in a nearby one just walk around in them then get coffee, then go to her house/yours/hotel room/car and fuck.

take her out to lunch

go fuck

do shit she likes and make it seem like you are trying super hard the whole time, and then after on the drive home be like. i'm soo sorry babe, i just can't make you happy. i wish there was a way i could....


SEX.
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,105
jus some marvin and char

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maynaiseman
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 129
this is what i'm talking about, i like it. solid. definitely gonna throw sledding into this fuckin plan. and more fucking.
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Aithline
Posts: 131 - Karma: 204
Print off a bunch of the Calvin and Hobbes comics where they make all the nutty snow sculptures, then go to random people's houses and build the crazy "snowmen" or whatever, and then leave the comic on their door step. then go sledding.
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