I hope this isn't just crafty wikipedia creation to make me look stupid, and this badass actually existed.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Li_Ching-Yuen
Li Ching-Yuen or Li Ching-Yun (simplified Chinese: 李清云; traditional Chinese: 李清雲; pinyin: Lǐ QīngyĂșn (claimed DOB 1677 or 1736 - May 6, 1933)[citation needed] was a Chinese herbalist, martial artist and tactical advisor. He claimed to be born in 1736, while disputed records suggest 1677. Both alleged lifespans of 197 and 256 years far exceed the longest confirmed lifespan of 122 years and 164 days of the French woman Jeanne Calment, although his true age is uncertain and this was unverified.