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Ian Compton - Missing - Have you seen him?

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KapitolPhoto
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Have you seen this person? If so, have him return my phone call within the next 24 hrs. If not, I'll wikileak his cell phone.

And in other news, who's for making this photo the next NS cover?

https://www.newschoolers.com/photo/616004.0/
Feb 27 2013 10:28AM
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chubbspeterson
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i just talked to him he said hes ignoring your calls cause youre annoying
Feb 27 2013 10:34AM
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t_rob
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Ian, if you return Dan's call, I'll buy you a tube of your favorite toothpaste.
Feb 27 2013 10:41AM
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Mr.Sloth
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I heard Andy and him are hunting down the Saga social media rep and killing him with samurai swords
Feb 27 2013 10:57AM
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Mr.Huck
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Feb 27 2013 11:02AM
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roddy116
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i want to draw words on his teeth.
Feb 27 2013 11:02AM
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KapitolPhoto
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This is awesome.
Feb 27 2013 11:09AM
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t_rob
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Damnit Huck, you beat me. I was totally thinking about this 10 minutes ago but then I got out of bed and microwaved myself some lasagna.
Feb 27 2013 11:10AM
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Mr.Huck
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Warped minds think alike. Had to be done.
Feb 27 2013 11:18AM
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JzD.
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So about that cell number..
Feb 27 2013 12:20PM
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BristolBeaner
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ian comptons a bro

Feb 27 2013 3:32PM
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corona
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I think he's at the dentist. He'll get back to you in a few days.
Feb 27 2013 3:57PM
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maxwell666
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You guys who are making fun of his teeth, you need to stop. Remember way back in school when you used to go to the gym and have to watch those shitty videos about bullies and you thought "why do I have to watch this crap? I'm not a bully." You don't have to be a bully to make someone feel bad about themselves. The whole attitude that it's alright to make fun of people as long as its in jest is misguided.

Think about what you do, and have done to people and how it has affected them.
Feb 27 2013 5:20PM
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theabortionator
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I think he's too busy shredding to give a fuck.
Feb 27 2013 5:24PM
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roddy116
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xylophone keys man.
Feb 27 2013 5:26PM
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dvx100
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The fact you think this is bullying..Nobody cares about his teeth, we are just joking around, i highly dout Ian is going to really care, I'm sure he has heard numerous times since he was a kid. I'm Out.
Feb 27 2013 5:41PM
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sNaubi
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Feb 27 2013 6:06PM
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Shredsterr
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OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHHHH
Feb 27 2013 9:42PM
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GayWolf420
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1st
Feb 27 2013 9:56PM
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SloanKettering
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New background
Feb 27 2013 10:24PM
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Splice.
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lolololololololololol


TROLOLOLOLOLOLO
Feb 27 2013 10:30PM
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jreilly
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Feb 28 2013 2:09AM
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Bread.
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well this thread got good very fast
Feb 28 2013 3:06AM
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traylortrash
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pretty sure this is a joke but regardless, I highly doubt that ian gives two fucks about what kids on newschoolers say about his teeth.

come to think of it, I have yet to meet anyone that gives two fucks about what kids say on newschoolers at all...
Feb 28 2013 4:18AM
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Mr.Huck
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It's been 24 hours. The saga must continue. 500 or so "Where are you?" txts from NSers should do it. :-D
Feb 28 2013 11:33AM
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Mr.Sloth
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Post it post it'
Feb 28 2013 11:38AM
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Randy_Quench
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Feb 28 2013 11:44AM
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theabortionator
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I was watching America's Most Wanted last night and this showed up on the screen.


Feb 28 2013 12:09PM
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KapitolPhoto
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Haha. I was a little nervous that I was going to have to come here this morning and say that he had called my bluff (I think posting his # would've been a little too extreme).

Spoke to him this morning.

Looks like his mug will be headed to the front page of NS tomorrow morning tho. Haha. Maybe I should turn this into the "post your best version of a missing poster w/ the attached photo" contest. There's been some pretty good ones.
Feb 28 2013 12:10PM
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Joebin
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IAN WHERE U GO?!?!
Feb 28 2013 1:42PM
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jreilly
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I passed by this yesterday. thought it was a bit odd.
Feb 28 2013 5:01PM
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Mr.Huck
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Feb 28 2013 6:51PM
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sNaubi
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Ian Cullen
Mar 3 2013 7:09PM
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loganimlach
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i legitimately laughed out loud
Mar 3 2013 7:11PM
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-603-
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hahaha this would be the best NS Cover Photo ever!!

Mar 3 2013 7:12PM
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.Jacob
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He was up in Compton last time I saw him
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Mar 3 2013 7:32PM
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deepfriedtwinkie
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Click for larger image well done
Mar 3 2013 7:54PM
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dvx100
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Mar 3 2013 7:58PM
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dvx100
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^ Just saying i found him...
Mar 3 2013 7:59PM
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KapitolPhoto
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I am so very proud of this thread.
Mar 3 2013 9:44PM
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NinetyFour
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ahahahaha holy shit. This is best reply....
Mar 3 2013 9:53PM
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Relish_man
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Probably stuck in a tree somewhere
Mar 3 2013 9:53PM
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E-Nix
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So is he still missing ...?
Mar 3 2013 9:57PM
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Crispy.
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Already have his cell phone/claim
Mar 3 2013 9:59PM
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Mr.Huck
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This is awesome! Dat grill!!!!
Mar 3 2013 10:32PM
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NinetyFour
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Inb4 Thomas1414
Mar 3 2013 11:22PM
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03gade
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I CANT WAIT FOR TOMORROW BECAUSE STRAIGHT UP THAT PICTURE IS SCARY.
Mar 3 2013 11:46PM
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loganimlach
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he was in south america getting an experimental surgery for more hops in the hopes of rekindling a middle school basketball dream. he just got back.

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Mar 4 2013 12:25AM
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Stickity
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it's not often that each 'shop in a thread gets progressively funnier
Mar 4 2013 1:16AM
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bighomieflock
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Easily the best thread on newschoolers in months
Mar 4 2013 1:48AM
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SkiHillShiter
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Anyone found Ian yet?
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