I think I have 99% of them enjoy
'A jellyfish is 95 percent water. '
'About 3000 years ago, most Egyptians died by the time they were 30. '
'Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel, 'Gadsby', which contains over 50,000 words -- none of them with the letter E. '
“America once issued a 5-cent bill. '
'A crocodile always grows new teeth to replace the old teeth. '
'123,000,000 cars are being driven down the U.S's highways. '
'On average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000 times and spend two weeks kissing in their lifetime. '
In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere. '
“In England, in the 1880's, 'Pants' was considered a dirty word. '
'Rats and horses can't vomit. '
'It's against the law to burp, or sneeze in a certain church in Omaha, Nebraska. '
'Slugs have 4 noses. '
'Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails. '
'Fortune cookies were actually invented in America, in 1918, by Charles Jung.
'It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. '
'Clinophobia is the fear of beds. '
'Dogs can hear sounds that you cant. '
In Bangladesh, kids as young as 15 can be jailed for cheating on their finals. '
'You'll eat about 35,000 cookies in a lifetime. Wow. '
'A pregnant goldfish is called a twit '
A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second. '
'Bulls are colorblind, therefore will usually charge at a matador's waving cape no matter what color it is -- be it red or neon yellow. '
Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin. '
'Every 45 seconds, a house catches on fire in the United States. '
'23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks. '
'Windmills always turn counter-clockwise. Except for the windmills in Ireland. '
'Over 2500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people. ' Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day. '
'Thomas Edison, lightbulb inventor, was afraid of the dark. '
'Recycling one glass jar saves enough energy to watch TV for three hours. '
'The first product to have a bar code was Wrigleys gum. '
'During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of food, that's the weight of about 6 elephants. '
'A toothpick is the object most often choked on by Americans. '
'Smelling bananas and/or green apples (smelling, not eating) can help you lose weight. '
'The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump. '
'The world's termites outweigh the world's humans 10 to 1. '
Mel Blanc, the voice of Bugs Bunny, was, ironically, allergic to carrots. '
'More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call. '
'Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married. '
If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16,1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles? '
'Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different. '
'Windmills always turn counter-clockwise. Except for the windmills in Ireland. '
'Baby robins eat 14 feet of earthworms every day. '
'Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors. '
'Taphephobia is the fear of being buried alive. '
The average American/Canadian drinks about 600 sodas a year. '
'Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, dogs have about 10. '
'Babe Ruth wore a cabbage leaf under his cap to keep him cool. He changed it every 2 innings. '
'Nose prints are used to identify dogs, just like humans use fingerprints. '
'Until 1796, there was a state in the United States called Franklin. Today it's known as Tennessee. '
'A snail can sleep for three years.
Dolphins sleep with one eye open. '
A crocodile always grows new teeth to replace the old teeth. '
More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes. '
The original name for the butterfly was 'flutterby'. '
'The sun is 330,330 times larger than the earth. '
Skepticisms is the longest word that alternates hands when typing. '
The average ice berg weighs 20,000,000 tons. '
Most lipstick contains fish scales. '
A hard working adult sweats up to 4 gallons per day. Most of the sweat evaporates before a person realizes it's there, though
'If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall and have a neck twice the lenght of a normal human.'
'It was once against the law to have a pet dog in a city in Iceland. '
'An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. '
'If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. '
'Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants. '
A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69 years '
It is estimated that millions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by squirrels who bury nuts and then forget where they hid them. '
'The praying mantis is the only insect that can turn its head. '
'23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks. '
A quarter has 119 grooves on its edge, a dime has one less groove. '
'No piece of square dry paper can be folded more than 7 times in half. '
'Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day. '
A company in Taiwan makes dinnerware out of wheat, so you can eat your plate. '
'Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.
'A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue. '
'Dogs and cats consume over $11 billion worth of pet food a year. '
'Cat's urine glows under a black light. '
'China has more English speakers than the United States. '
'Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version of Alphabetti Spaghetti especially for the German market that consisted solely of little pasta swastikas. '
'85,000,000 tons of paper are used each year in the U.S. '
'There are more than 10 million bricks in the Empire State Building. '
'Owls are one of the only birds who can see the color blue. '
'Of all the words in the English language, the word set has the most definitions. '
you're born with 300 bones, but when you get to be an adult, you only have 206. '
'Some ribbon worms will eat themselves if they cant find any food. '
The opposite sides of a dice cube always add up to seven. '
'A hummingbird weighs less than a penny. '
'One in every 4 Americans has appeared on television. '
After eating, a housefly regurgitates its food and then eats it again.Stressed is Desserts Spelt backwards. '
The starfish is one of the only animals who can turn it's stomach inside-out. '
There are over 58 million dogs in the U.S. '
'Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie. '
'More Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money printed throughout the world.
Apples are more efficient than caffeine in keeping people awake in the mornings. '
'5% of Canadians don't know the first 7 words of the Canadian anthem, but know the first 9 of the American anthem. '
More people use blue toothbrushes, than red ones. '
'The katydid bug hears through holes in its hind legs. '
'The Mint once considered producing doughnut-shaped coins. '
'There are more than 50,000 earthquakes throughout the world every year. '
'Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying. '
'The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is 'uncopyrightable'. '
'By law, every child in Belgium must take harmonica lessons at Primary school. '
Human teeth are almost as hard as rocks. '
'If you counted 24 hours a day, it would take 31,688 years to reach one trillion. '
'The state of Florida is bigger than England. '
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times. '
A mole can dig a tunnel 300 feet long in just one night. '
A shrimp's heart is in their head. '
'Pinocchio is Italian for 'pine eye'. '
All polar bears are left handed. '
Ancient Egyptians slept on pillows made of stone. '
Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete. '
In the White House, there are 13,092 knives, forks and spoons. '
In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders. '
The poison-arrow frog has enough poison to kill about 2,200 people. '
Butterflies taste with their feet. '
'Over 10,000 birds a year die from smashing into windows. '
Eskimo ice cream is neither icy, or creamy. '
The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year
There are more chickens than people in the world. '
'A group of geese on the ground is a gaggle, a group of geese in the air is a skein. '
'The katydid bug hears through holes in its hind legs. '
It was once against the law to slam your car door in a city in Switzerland. '
Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women. '
It is impossible to lick your elbow. '
A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off - it dies from starvation. '
Dogs and cats, like humans, are either right or left handed... or is that paws?.
There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with: orange, purple, and month. Interesting tries from our readers: orange: door hinge, melange (French for mix) purple: hurtle, durple?, turtle month: once, bunth?, hunch '
'7% of Americans don't know the first 9 words of the American anthem, but know the first 7 of the Canadian anthem. '
'A lump of pure gold the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
Q is the only letter in the alphabet that does not appear in the name of any of the United States. '
'You blink over 10,000,000 times a year. '
Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, every time you breathe. '
It's against the law to pawn your dentures in Las Vegas
A hedgehog's heart beats 300 times a minute on average. '
The average life span of a major league baseball is 5-7 pitches. '
Honeybees have a type of hair on their eyes. '
166,875,000,000 pieces of mail are delivered each year in the U.S.
The placement of a donkey's eyes in its head enables it to see all four feet at all times. '
The blesbok, a South African antelope, is almost the same color as grapejuice. '
Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand. '
Porcupines float in water. '
'The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds. '
'It's illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while you're sitting on a curb in St. Louis.
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match. '
The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is over 9000 years old.
A sneeze travels out your mouth at over 100 m.p.h.. '
'The sentence 'The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog.' uses every letter of the alphabet. '
In space, astronauts cannot cry properly, because there is no gravity, so the tears can't flow down their faces. '
A duck's quack doesn't echo anywhere, and no one knows why. '
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