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This man is my hero

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Bart.Man
Posts: 1742 - Karma: 1,952
Let's all take a moment to thank this man for the sacrifices he has made to deliver us this superior desert.


Also, do you think Oreo should provide a cream-less option, just the delicious cookies?
Feb 26 2013 1:06PM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
I want to say something condescending or snarky but it just doesn't feel right.
Feb 26 2013 1:13PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
I like him, but I don't like his views on cream.
Feb 26 2013 1:15PM
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espen^R
Posts: 2330 - Karma: 192
It would be hard to even become close to devoted to a goal as this guy.
Feb 26 2013 1:20PM
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ryano
Posts: 4465 - Karma: 1,535
his catch phrases were hilarious. i laughed so hard. such a dry tone and sense of humor. oh man..

i do disagree with his view on cookies tho.
Feb 26 2013 1:22PM
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,352
NSG post of the day, congrats.
Feb 26 2013 1:29PM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21671 - Karma: 4,158
yes
Feb 26 2013 1:29PM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
Portland Oregon you say? yeah I can see that.
Feb 26 2013 1:34PM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,411
This guy must be related to Cliff Young because that is badass.
Feb 26 2013 1:39PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,488
I'm sorry but Cliff Young is 986983569489459876394764x more badass than this guy. This isn't even badass at all, it's just a waste of the best art of the cookie. Just go buy plain chocolate cookies
Feb 26 2013 1:41PM
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onLINE
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 423
i would like to thank him for his stache.
Feb 26 2013 1:46PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
what
Feb 26 2013 1:51PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537
That was pretty god damned funny
Feb 26 2013 1:52PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627

Haha I know this guy!  He is dating a girl I was friends with in HS. 

/claim

Feb 26 2013 1:53PM
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1337
Posts: 31059 - Karma: 29,329
So brilliant
Feb 26 2013 2:16PM
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northeast
Posts: 2119 - Karma: 254
this is so fucking good

also, he looks just like Walter from Breaking Bad.
Feb 26 2013 2:46PM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21671 - Karma: 4,158
dat stache
Feb 26 2013 2:48PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8593 - Karma: 8,600
hahaha that is awesome, and how he combined it with humor and all.
Feb 26 2013 2:53PM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
I would take all that mans cream.






(please dont quote me on that)
Feb 26 2013 2:53PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
quoted
Feb 26 2013 2:54PM
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DILLINGER
Posts: 970 - Karma: 1,102
Hope he wins a nobel peace prize for this.

+K to anybody that photoshops this.
Feb 26 2013 3:30PM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,411
True. Cliff would actually share the fucking Oreos and have it so that the machine harvests the cream to have that go out to the starving in Ghana.
Feb 26 2013 4:13PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
Beides, when Cliff Fucking Young buys a bag of oreos, he distributes them amongst the other people that were waiting in line at the grocery store anyways. 
Feb 26 2013 4:14PM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,411
I heard you were once badass of the week...





...for an entire year.



Then Cliff Young ran up and snatched that spot, then continued to run for another 34 days consecutively.
Feb 26 2013 4:16PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627

Truth. 

I tried to run him down, but my car ran out of gas. 

Feb 26 2013 4:17PM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24730 - Karma: 29,989
Bahahaha.
Feb 26 2013 4:27PM
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Steezy_P
Posts: 3069 - Karma: 2,350
Hahah really cool, good post
Feb 26 2013 4:43PM
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MNS
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 3,241
or you could just buy these

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Feb 26 2013 5:14PM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
We were supposed to be friends...How could you betray me like this.
Feb 26 2013 9:12PM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,411
Okay, sitting here at the supper table eating fudgeos which in theory should be a great substitute for oreos, I've discovered that you can remove cream cleanly with the rear straight edge of a knife. It also keeps the cream in tact. I just had a 4X stack fudgeo. So damn good.
Feb 28 2013 7:14PM
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