pre-bang, bang, after-bang

i cant decode that


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what language is that in? it can't be english


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Its probably directly translated and missing unknown words. I'm lost

if you rearrange some words....and add a few here and there...i think i get it


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c-crew like what

yeah dude it is just the way that you described it. but i would say not all people do it. just that kid you see who trys too hard to look cool before he hits the jump, then has a different steze once relaxed in the air and then after they land they choose a different pose as they exit the landing hill.

you can even pretend to have killer pre and after bang if you want for fun


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this has been covered in a transworld magazine years ago. ill go get it.

and here we are (yes, im going to write it out as i have an hour to kill before work):

prebang: prebang is the most visible when hiking is in order. it usually starts innocently enough with strapping in and wiping the snow off your butt or jacket, then moving into a full-blown bang with the goggle check and pants tug into a topsheet sticker-stoke wipedown followed with a deep, 'im about to do something gnarly, check me out' breath, (actually saying it could destroy the whole nonchalantness the bangee is going for in the first place)

midbang: this is a hard one to pull off, but nonetheless its tried often. midbang in most cases takes place right before the lip of a jump. it can go one of two ways- during an approach the rider will: a) limit all arm movement to adjusting headphones and/or ipod (walkmans are so 2002), making it look as if they dont even care that theres a 100-foot gap bearing down quick, or b) the exact opposite- winding up, making sure the chicks/dudes chillin park-side are fully aware of the schralpitude of what is about to go down.

afterbang: the stunt part has been pulled, so now its time to let bystanders know just how easy it was. in most instances this is achieved by letting the whole upper body go limp, as if there werent a bone left from the waist up. this alerts the crowd to just how relaxed the rider is. with that comes letting the knees go as if both were hit from behind with a lead pipe. in extreme cases theres monkey-like arm swinging.

latebang: this occurs when the shredder in question tries to get away with afterbanging more than twenty feet after a jumps landing. do not, we repeat, do not try this under any circumstances. there is nothing pretty about this. it looks more like pee-shiver than style, making all efforts put in to the jump null and void.
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sometimes when im running water to wash dishes or something, i think about how lucky i am to have access to running water and how some people will never know such a simple pleasure.

then i let it run for awhile, just because i can.

there are some good pictures to go with each one, but that requires scanning. too bad
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sometimes when im running water to wash dishes or something, i think about how lucky i am to have access to running water and how some people will never know such a simple pleasure.

then i let it run for awhile, just because i can.

I have never seen that, but that is great...


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yup. that was much better than what i said


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there other forms of afterbang too, most people just give the afterbang...like 'dylanflint'...The most common afterbang is throwing your hands in the air to claim that you were tottaly sick landing your trick.

^ only 12 year olds throw there hands into the air after landing a new tricks, its far from steezy.

When I did my first 360s around 11 or 12 I put my hands up when I was done.

Anyways..thats some funny ass shit.



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that is quite jibtastic, sir.

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the claim is so hot


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uh i gave a fist pump after my first 3 a while ago
now i just turn into goo


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woah. that is some funny shit right there and totally true.


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deschaneaux always throws that shit after he lands

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