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Cargo shorts aren't cool?

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OG_lock
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why was i the last one to know......
Feb 26 2013 2:24AM
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no_steeze
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shorts below the knee like that make people look like midgets

i'm all about a pair of simple colored khaki shorts with like a 9" inseam. i used to wear pastel shorts in prep school but i abandoned that
Feb 26 2013 12:13PM
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snwbrdmilf
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Really. You don't learn, do you?
Feb 26 2013 12:14PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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sooooooo, dicks in your mouth? (sorry, had to.)
Feb 26 2013 2:04PM
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artfullydodged
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Mandatory dress code for blink 182 concerts
Feb 26 2013 2:07PM
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Davy.Crockett
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ITT we have people who can dress and people who can't and its painfully clear whose who
Feb 26 2013 2:11PM
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Ski_the_east01
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hahahah nailed it
Feb 26 2013 2:13PM
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Stickity
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i wear them a lot since i can only skate in jeans and cut offs provide the feel of jeans with some of the comfort of shorts
Feb 26 2013 2:18PM
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Stickity
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but i wear skinny jeans so then i go jump up and down and pretend to be cool listening to pop punk with brütål brækdœwns
Feb 26 2013 2:19PM
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volvotom
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1986. I actually owned JNCOs at one point. That's how you knew you were cool in 1998. It was a sad, sad point of my life. Thankfully I grew up.
Feb 26 2013 2:24PM
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volvotom
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Go take your quad to Glamis Brahhh.
Feb 26 2013 2:27PM
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snwbrdmilf
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Hah! Me too =\
Feb 26 2013 2:27PM
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volvotom
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Only if you are a dirty hipster.
Feb 26 2013 2:27PM
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erikK
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no one's gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since 'nam
Feb 26 2013 2:29PM
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volvotom
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In the episode of Workaholics where they try and pass as high school students Adam wears JNCOs and then talks about how cool they were. I fell over I was laughing so hard.
Feb 26 2013 2:30PM
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volvotom
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Yep.
Feb 26 2013 2:31PM
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volvotom
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For those of you who were not youths in the mid-90s this is the atrocity that were JNCOs:

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And yes, they were that ridiculous. There was a competitor brand too, Lee "Pipes BMX" which were a little less expensive.

I hope those trends NEVER repeat.
Feb 26 2013 2:33PM
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northeast
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I see swag fags wearing cargo shorts just as much as any other shitty social group. I.E. any Mac Miller music video.
Feb 26 2013 2:33PM
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ILLinoisance
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god made kneecaps so man would know where shorts should end on their legs.
Feb 26 2013 2:34PM
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Dobies.
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There is NOTHING worse than this. Ill take a swaggot over this any day.

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Feb 26 2013 2:36PM
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Stickity
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you guys are all a bunch of little girls. why don't you all join the fashion police academy
Feb 26 2013 2:37PM
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snwbrdmilf
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The single best thing about this episode is that Adam reminds me of my older brother EXACTLY....and he'd of never worn JNCOs. So priceless. I always tell my brother about the silly things he does on TV.
Feb 26 2013 2:40PM
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Huck_Norris
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Bahaha how that you say it... 
Feb 26 2013 2:42PM
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snwbrdmilf
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this this this look at this and tell me it isn't him

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Feb 26 2013 2:47PM
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Phil-X-
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Lol really?

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If your gonna pay good money for clothing it might as well be good quality, not just blank tshirts with iron on letters
Feb 26 2013 2:48PM
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95959
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This is acceptable summer dress. Everyone take note.
Feb 26 2013 2:50PM
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yelsel
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how do you think i afford all of those shorts? slurp slurp
Feb 26 2013 2:51PM
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Dobies.
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haha no i was kidding. i was hoping to get a rise out of some people. fuck swaggots.
Feb 26 2013 2:52PM
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40oz.
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www.chubbiesshorts.com

^ your answer or just flat chinos, no need for all the pockets. This all started from big universities/frats (the cargos are fucking gay).
Feb 26 2013 2:54PM
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Phil-X-
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Thank god haha
Feb 26 2013 2:54PM
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thenightman
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Amen. Shorts should never be past your knee and pastel and khaki shorts like this are prime.
Feb 26 2013 2:55PM
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volvotom
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Or everyday wear in Southern California.
Feb 26 2013 2:55PM
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northeast
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fucking this. why spend $100 on a t-shirt just because it fucking says Supreme and has a picture of Kate Moss on it? here's a fun little fact: you can get about 30 t-shirts from Target or Wal-Mart for the same price of a Supreme shirt, and they'll be the very same quality.
Feb 26 2013 2:56PM
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Huck_Norris
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"Sup...  Sausage?" 

Bahahaha

Feb 26 2013 2:57PM
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DANETRON
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Ufo pants too. They folded up into a backpack. Why cause why not
Feb 26 2013 3:00PM
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yelsel
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no one should wear chubbies. ever.
Feb 26 2013 3:00PM
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JamieOBalls.
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this guy dresses like a huge pussy
Feb 26 2013 3:05PM
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Stickity
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inb4 guys start wearing daisy dukes/booty shorts
Feb 26 2013 3:07PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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FUCK YEAH!! I totally had a bunch of JNCOs back in the day. funny, the legs were bigger than my waist was then or is now. god, what the fuck was wrong with the world back then? but I was cool as shit at the time with my humongous pants!!

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Feb 26 2013 3:09PM
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DANETRON
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I beat guys like that up. Then their lawyer daddies sue me until they realize i have no assets to take
Feb 26 2013 3:11PM
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95959
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Assault, almost as cool as cargos.
Feb 26 2013 3:15PM
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volvotom
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.
Feb 26 2013 3:20PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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soooo, uuuuhhhh, ummmmm, what are ya doing later?
Feb 26 2013 3:20PM
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Huck_Norris
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I guarantee that guy's name is Chad. 

Feb 26 2013 3:22PM
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yelsel
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i'm busy but can pencil you in for tomorrow if my lockjaw doesnt start acting up
Feb 26 2013 3:34PM
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grown-ninja
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All I wanted were jncos in middle school late 80's baby here. My mom would never let me get them. I wasn't very cool
Feb 26 2013 3:40PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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it's dumping here, so tonight doesn't work for me anyway. going skiing. :) but tomorrow would be fantastic. pencil me in!
Feb 26 2013 4:15PM
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Huck_Norris
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...  By a burly lumberjack type I'm sure. 

Feb 26 2013 4:25PM
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yelsel
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you got it!
Feb 26 2013 4:28PM
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snwbrdmilf
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I had a pair of tan jnco's that I loved so much, SO much. They ripped on the ass, and instead of chucking them, I duct taped them and wore them forevermore. My mom would bitch at me so hard. But no fucks were given cause I was cool.
Feb 26 2013 4:28PM
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theabortionator
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cargo shorts are the shit. These are how I dont lose all my shit on summer tour

fuck the haters
Feb 26 2013 4:29PM
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