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Cargo shorts aren't cool?

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OG_lock
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why was i the last one to know......
Feb 26 2013 2:24AM
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Aidan-G
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Probably for the same reasons you make threads like this
Feb 26 2013 2:27AM
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Jblz
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Feb 26 2013 2:31AM
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volvotom
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Unless you like to play ultimate and listen to Dave Matthews like a pathetic GDI.
Feb 26 2013 2:43AM
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Mr.Donut
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They're not cool anymore?
Feb 26 2013 3:16AM
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thenightman
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pretty much this
Feb 26 2013 3:20AM
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Phil-X-
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Feb 26 2013 3:35AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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so what kind of shorts do you guys rock in the summer?
Feb 26 2013 3:51AM
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Aidan-G
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Basketball or soccer shorts. Usually soccer. Super comfortable
Feb 26 2013 3:53AM
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Piste.Off
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all about those flat front chinos
Feb 26 2013 3:55AM
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Laurent.
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Shorts are only permitted on a boat or besides the beach.
Feb 26 2013 4:12AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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but....but.....i'm not black, nor am i at the gym 24/7 in the summer....and i need pockets.
Feb 26 2013 4:13AM
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Aidan-G
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You need more than 2 pockets? What the fuck are you carrying?
Feb 26 2013 4:16AM
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Funnel
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Amen.
Feb 26 2013 5:21AM
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E-Nix
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What about like, normal shorts? Like in khaki, pastels, and plaid? And they come to a half an in above the knee, or maybe I'm just weird.
Feb 26 2013 6:47AM
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95959
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Plaid shorts are as bad as cargos. Both conveniently found at your local Abercrombie..
Feb 26 2013 7:05AM
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Mr.LemonPie
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But I got mine from Walmart...
Feb 26 2013 7:19AM
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DANETRON
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Where am i supposed to keep my wallet and phone?

Dickies are the answer here
Feb 26 2013 7:44AM
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snwbrdmilf
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Keep wearing your cargo shorts. Trust me.
Feb 26 2013 7:55AM
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whoa-dere
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I wear nothing but basketball shorts in the summer. The pockets on the newer ones are actually pretty large.
Feb 26 2013 8:03AM
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lineskier10
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people that hate on cargo shorts were clearly born after 1995, fucks all you young ass 2000s swaggot shitheads
Feb 26 2013 8:41AM
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Phil-X-
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>Past the knee

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Feb 26 2013 8:56AM
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triss
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you shoudl get some really sick TWEANIES its what those mexicans where that are between the knees and ankles!!
Feb 26 2013 8:59AM
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Phil-X-
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The hell are you talking about?


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^Stupid ass swaggot camo cargos








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What you should be wearin
Feb 26 2013 9:30AM
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snwbrdmilf
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Of course you pick a stupid pair of camo shorts to represent a solid pair of khaki cargos.

No offense, but the shorts you posted are feminine as fuck.
Feb 26 2013 9:33AM
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Huck_Norris
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F that hahaha

I rock cargos all the time...  With sandals.  Zero.  Fucks.  Given. 

Feb 26 2013 9:38AM
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theBearJew
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Fuck that term. Its asinine.
Feb 26 2013 9:40AM
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lineskier10
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im not talking about retarded camo cargos just normal khaki ones, and the gay ass pastel shorts you posted are for rich douchebags that go sailing and shit
Feb 26 2013 9:42AM
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Ski_the_east01
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lol at the muted piss yellow shorts..looks like something andy bernard from the office would wear in a joking manner

You know you're a kid if you only wear basketball shots all summer..get some dockers or polo flat front shorts and look good this summer
Feb 26 2013 9:43AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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ice cube's chance in hell i'm wearing those things.

and Lawrence - we live in different worlds, dude. pants when it's 100+ degrees? nope! (unless I'm at work, of course.)

sorry kids - I'm going with milf here....


Feb 26 2013 9:44AM
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theBearJew
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agreed. I rock dickies but they are above the knee or right at it.
Feb 26 2013 9:45AM
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SkiBum.
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You must funnel piss at your frat and paddle your fellow bro's.
Feb 26 2013 9:46AM
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Laurent.
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Ah well maybe different over here in Euroland, the only shorts that I have are my sailing shorts with big ostentatious branding.
Feb 26 2013 9:47AM
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Huck_Norris
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I'm sorry man but that shit is just oh-so preppy and ghey imo.  I feel like they come with a free VV polo shirt and sperrys and you have to tie a sweater around your shoulders.  Simply not something I'd wear.  Pastels = dicks in your mouth ahaha 

Feb 26 2013 9:48AM
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Benedetto.
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I agree with pockets and zero fucks given.

Been rocking cargo shorts from Old Navy and random other brands for years. Best for the summer.

It's just practical..
Feb 26 2013 10:09AM
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2_fadez
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Sorry, too busy trying to dress like I have a money clip and don't know what nickels are

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Feb 26 2013 10:16AM
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Huck_Norris
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See, those are much better clean looking shorts. 

Pastels just say "I am trying to break the world record for dicks sucked in a day" to me. 

Feb 26 2013 10:18AM
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yelsel
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exactly this. Plus, I wear pastel shorts like those....and I'm a girl.
Feb 26 2013 10:23AM
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freestyler540
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I wear baggy cargo shorts all the time. I will bring them back!
Feb 26 2013 10:33AM
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onLINE
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funny fact everytime i wore a pair of pastel shorts out drinking last summer i got picked up...

Feb 26 2013 10:54AM
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fujarome
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it is indeed different. Europeans don't wear shorts unless they're on vacation, or at the beach/involved in water in some way.


In North America, once summer hits, unless you have to wear pants...you don't.



but who in their right mind just casually wears a pair of piss yellow pastel shorts like that?
Feb 26 2013 10:55AM
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Phil-X-
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I'll admit that was a pretty shitty example, I had a hard time finding good examples via google.
Feb 26 2013 10:56AM
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Ski_the_east01
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You got picked up? What are you a fucking female? Dudes don't get picked up like we're a chick waiting on the other side of a gym at a middle school dance. Men do the picking up, and I'm guessing if you wore those pastel yellow shorts you did absolutely zero picking up
Feb 26 2013 11:00AM
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gatley-o9mil.
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Feb 26 2013 11:05AM
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Laurent.
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In my mind every Italian man dresses like this during the summer.

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It's easy to spot the tourists, they wear the shorts.
Feb 26 2013 11:15AM
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2_fadez
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^I'm going to be living in a village in Italy this summer probably.
I'm going to wear shorts non-stop so that everyone knows I am 100%-purebred American
Feb 26 2013 11:34AM
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Phil-X-
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Chubbies, do it. You wont.
Feb 26 2013 11:38AM
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nkmo.
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No cargos, none of that gay ass pastel shit, just some simple chinos. What's wrong with you people?



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Feb 26 2013 11:38AM
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2_fadez
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You're right, I won't.
I'm there to be American, not try and out-gay them
Feb 26 2013 11:43AM
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Ski_the_east01
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Feb 26 2013 11:50AM
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Spic-N-SpaN
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Are cut offs and cut off cords still cool?
Feb 26 2013 11:52AM
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