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Funniest story from when you were little?

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shitpoop
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When I was around 8, and started losing teeth, I asked my parent to tie a string on my tooth and yank it out cause I was scared of the pain.......I ended up pulling it out by my self after the refused to do it.
Feb 24 2013 1:53PM
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gravel
Posts: 5524 - Karma: 42,378
ultimate frisbee? it's a sport. google it.
Feb 26 2013 12:13AM
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northeast
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I remember ultimate frisbee. those are the kids who were too big of pansies to play a contact sport or at least baseball.
Feb 26 2013 12:15AM
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swanson212
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When i was a baby i got to bounce around in one of those hardcore bounce along/walker things, and when my dumbass sister left the basement  door open i decided to investigate. Tumbled down all 14 stairs into the table at the bottom. Apparently those things are now deemed unsafe 
Feb 26 2013 12:27AM
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Obese.Geese
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HAHAHAHA, i used to give every cat my parents got me a bath on a a fairl regular basis when i was like 5, and within a month of them buying the cat, itd die.
Feb 26 2013 12:46AM
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DANETRON
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Ha we used to do that as seniors in highschool...real mature we were
Feb 26 2013 7:48AM
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.Apex.
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I was so lazy as a kid that sometimes instead of walking all the way to the bathroom at night id stop half way and pee in circles in the carpet so it would dry up by morning....
Feb 26 2013 10:16AM
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Squeenerd
Posts: 731 - Karma: 186
Alright I'll play. My sister is 2 years younger than I.
-One night when I was about 6, I was jumping off my bed, and my sister went to try. I told her not to, grabbed her leg when she was mid flight and she ended up breaking her arm at like 1030 at night.
-We used to have a tree in our front yard with flowers in it, one day I was trying to be a good person by getting a flower down for my sister. I threw this metal basket up in the tree to knock some flowers down, it fell on her head and she had to get stitches.
-I used to call the ocean the "Oshit"
-I got a sweet little blow up pool for my 1st birthday, and layed a turd in it within an hour of receiving it.
-in the same tree, I used to climb it, then proceed to fall out of it, get the breath knocked out of me, and run inside gasping for air with tears running down my face. Then I'd go back out and do it again
Feb 26 2013 10:35AM
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Pigeon.
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when i was 3 or 4 and lived in the backwoods of vermont, i climbed up this big ass cliff in my backyard, about 30 feet up i realized i couldnt climb any higher, and when i tried to go down i realized i couldnt.

2 hours of waiting for a parent to notice i was missing eventually paid off and my dad walked by a window facing the cliff. i started waving really hard so he could see me, and then i fell off. luckily there was a huge snowbank or i would be dead
Feb 26 2013 1:11PM
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NinetyFour
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An old man friend of my parents used to babysit me, and we would just sit out on the porch step, and he would smoke a pipe and take my kazoo and fill it up with smoke so I could blow it out. Pretty badass guy back when he was still flying and working. Jokes on me though cause I'll probably have some next level lung cancer when I'm 30.
Feb 26 2013 1:19PM
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nagger
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sport should be used loosely
Feb 26 2013 3:50PM
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Bubba-Snax
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this one time at church, the priest asked me to come into the back room, he had me get down on my knees, open my mouth, and say 10 our fathers. then he asked me about school and sports, gave me some advice, and sent me outside to play.
Feb 26 2013 3:58PM
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gravel
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and @tonebnimble - speak for yourself

Feb 26 2013 8:51PM
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nagger
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damn that was like air soccer.

never seen so many people fall after jumping 2 ft off the ground before
Feb 26 2013 9:25PM
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whoa-dere
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Haha I did this 2
Feb 26 2013 9:33PM
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shitpoop
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I was riding my toy quad around the neighbourhood trying to pick up bitches, and i saw a old lady and I really needed to pissed and i let go and pissed all over while maintaining eye contact with the old lady
Feb 26 2013 9:39PM
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Granby_killdozer
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when I was 5 I went to summer camp at the YMCA. One day they had us all in a big circle for god knows what. I really had to pee, but instead of asking if I could be excused to use the restroom like a normal person, I just whipped it out and started peeing right in to the middle of the circle.
Feb 27 2013 12:45AM
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Granby_killdozer
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double post

When I was 11, I was messing around in my house, jumping over shit and doing little 360s. I decided it would be cool to try and do a 360 over a flower vase. I ended up landing on said flower vase cutting open the bottom of my foot, requiring me to go to the hospital to get 20 stitches.
Feb 27 2013 12:55AM
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No.Quarter
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Collectively me and my friend went through like 20 rear tires for our bikes the summer when i was eight. The rear wheel on my scooter was pretty much a pentagon by the end of the summer so muc
h so that when i rode it for the last time the rear axle came loose.

Skidding was the shit when i was younger, back when I was fine with buying $15 tires from target rather than today when I'm spending $100 per mtb tire
Feb 27 2013 1:05AM
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whoa-dere
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aw man when we just found out we could do that on bikes.. we were the coolest kids on the street
Feb 27 2013 1:19AM
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stupendous-man
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I still do this all the time. You know you're rich when you can skid on a $50 mtb tire and give zero fucks.





/notrich
Feb 27 2013 12:17PM
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.squirrely.
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was in the car probs in dat booster seat jus gillin listening to sum barney the purps dinosaur and i thought barney and his band were up in the roof of the car and the music came through what i later found out what the a.c. vents are so i put my little 4 year old hands in the vent and they got stuck and my dad had to like cut open the ceiling of the car of somethin to get me safe and sound

also drank windex and got to meet dem boyz at poison control center #yolo
Feb 27 2013 4:02PM
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NotoriousT.S.E
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When i was like 4 i ate a bunch of wild mushrooms. It was sick
Mar 11 2013 10:32AM
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