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I Need Girl Help!

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cookiemonster69
Posts: 47 - Karma: 531
I need to find a way to pickup and impress girls that I don't know very well. All my friends seem so comfortable around girls and always talk to them. When I try to talk to a girl someone else just goes up and makes her laugh or I go out and start saying something and then just get too scared to say anything else. I just make myself look like a retard. I NEED YOUR HELP NS!!!
Feb 24 2013 12:20AM
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Hamster.
Posts: 1636 - Karma: 26
I've heard alcohol helps
Feb 25 2013 2:52PM
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.ZT.
Posts: 5679 - Karma: 2,792
"Hey Baby, are you an avalanche? Because I want to probe you."

Surefire pick up line bro. Use it!
Feb 25 2013 2:54PM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 25,313
GHB is more effective.
Feb 25 2013 4:51PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8591 - Karma: 8,600
fuck that dude, roofies are fail-proof.

Feb 25 2013 4:51PM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 25,313
A good dose of GHB is better and it's out of the victim's system in 12 hours, benzodiazepines ("roofies") take at least 72 hours to get out of the system. Hell, one new process can detect of 2 mg dose of Rohypnol for up to 28 days post-ingestion.

Also you can easily homebrew GHB.
Feb 25 2013 5:01PM
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Shukovski
Posts: 470 - Karma: 433
You know a suspicious lot about date rape drugs.
Feb 25 2013 6:11PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8591 - Karma: 8,600
i believe i'm out of my league here.
Feb 26 2013 4:39AM
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DILLINGER
Posts: 970 - Karma: 1,102
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Wanna stay in tonight, honey?
Feb 26 2013 4:42AM
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theblackrod
Posts: 2162 - Karma: 575
what you need is a nutsack. read the Bible. and no not the religious bible. The book about picking up girls. Its printed like a bible, gold leaf on the edges of the pages.

read it.
become dick.
toss dick around loosely.
profit.
Feb 26 2013 10:50AM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 25,313
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Feb 26 2013 11:11AM
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Wompuscat
Posts: 818 - Karma: 380
All you need is swag man.
Feb 26 2013 11:16AM
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Mr_Bump
Posts: 689 - Karma: 427
Opinions on this? I use similar tactics paying multiple poker tournaments online at once....

pick like 4 or 5 (hot) chicks and hit on them all at the same time

you're only going to go out with one of them and for the time being, you don't care which one. Now that you don't care which one you end up with, you'll give many many fewer fucks when you talk to each individually.
The result will be the girls find you easy to get on with and comfortable to be around, but because you don't really give a fuck they'll want you more and you'll avoid friendzoning yourself into neverville.
Also, when they see you talking to other chicks they'll feel some competition.

Just make sure when you choose one who wants you, you make her feel special and cut the hitting on other chicks..



oh nearly forgot,
profit
Feb 26 2013 1:15PM
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Balbertt
Posts: 1585 - Karma: 4,723
chataboutjesus.com
Feb 26 2013 4:13PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
Work out, acquire self confidence
Get job, girls like monies
Stop being such a fucking pussy and just go for it
Feb 26 2013 4:21PM
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Mr_Bump
Posts: 689 - Karma: 427
Do you like it a man to have money because it is an indication that he is successful, or do you like it because it means you don't have to earn it?

serious question
Feb 26 2013 4:37PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
bitches like money because they like to buy things. they could give 0 fucks how he got it they just want to spend his money.
Feb 26 2013 5:41PM
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Mr_Bump
Posts: 689 - Karma: 427
actually, I'm not interested in your response
Feb 26 2013 5:51PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
if we are speaking about me, i'd like them to have their own money so I don't have to buy them shit all the time. Also because it shows they are good with saving, and keeping a job
Feb 26 2013 8:21PM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
You need to take a couple steps before that though duh
Feb 26 2013 8:26PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
I don't give a fuck what you're interested in. If you have to ask why girls like money, then you clearly know nothing about girls.
Feb 26 2013 10:15PM
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Mr.Gaga
Posts: 2021 - Karma: 542
This.
Feb 26 2013 10:31PM
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AGallant
Posts: 85 - Karma: 250
Works every time.. Gets the girls goin'
Feb 26 2013 10:35PM
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