Member of the Month

KilaTsunami
October, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

BIN LADEN CAPTURED!

profile picture
J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
Kerry Captures Bin Laden One Week Too Late


Dammit, Senator... timing, man! Anyways, I just took a look at The Onion for the first time in a while... it's funny.

------------
In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Nov 9 2004 9:40PM
0 0
profile picture
trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 199
Why JD? Why?



You're still herding swine as a profession -Anewmorning

Dont start with me...
Ill get drunk tonite and make posts that will make your eyes bleed -Lord_Piot

But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!
I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

Nov 9 2004 9:40PM
0 0
profile picture
-=koLLac=-
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 11
because it is funny...you're da man!




*******************

EUROPE KICKS ASS
___________________
Useless Fact of the Moment:
'The starfish is one of the only animals who can turn it's stomach inside-out. '

^hahaha ONE of the ONLY ahahaha lmao
Nov 9 2004 9:43PM
0 0
profile picture
guddgulf17
Posts: 3037 - Karma: 10
hey anything for a different pres

skiing is life

without skiing, i would have no life

pray for peace and powder

there is no skiing on a destroyed planet
Nov 9 2004 9:48PM
0 0
profile picture
Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
haha, great picture, and dammit, you had me excited for a second


-------------------
Nov 9 2004 9:52PM
0 0
profile picture
*rkp*
Posts: 8198 - Karma: 257
haha nice
Nov 9 2004 10:05PM
0 0
profile picture
jibtastic
Posts: 4391 - Karma: 67
the onion is quality shit fools.



------------------
that is quite jibtastic, sir.

'skiboards look horrible on rails, they do however looking amazing over 15 foot tables.'
-mommy on snowlerbladlerering
Nov 9 2004 10:53PM
0 0
profile picture
Sdot
Posts: 2289 - Karma: 15
Hahahaha. So nice.


Sarah
Reppin' 907

'what's wrong with princess. I wish I was a princess'
-Jay (rebel)

Nov 9 2004 11:01PM
0 0
profile picture
Ice-Is-Scary
Posts: 0 - Karma: 87
yeah my dad subscribes to that shit I read it when I visit my parents its some funny shit


We pay our debt sometimes.
Nov 10 2004 12:42AM
0 0
profile picture
hotchiksluvme
Posts: 73 - Karma: 10
jd may is the biggest motherfucker ever. don't try to be funny, you're not idiot
Nov 10 2004 12:43PM
0 0
profile picture
Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
HAHAHA nice pic JD



I'd rather be rich than stupid.
Nov 10 2004 1:08PM
0 0
profile picture
Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
i love the onion... yet i never read it... alwasy funny. nations wildlife fleeing to canada... mall security guards sent to iraq... awesome.
__________________
You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable - ice-is-scary
bitch, whered my watch go - simon, wrist deep...?
Nov 10 2004 2:37PM
0 0
profile picture
skier27
Posts: 7238 - Karma: 32
hahahhaha bush sucks



fuck signatures
Nov 10 2004 2:53PM
0 0
profile picture
Joe.
Posts: 2888 - Karma: 24
^ummm NO BUSH KICKS ASS and god damn you JD i was so fricking excited for a sec



Bush/Cheney '04


my mom plucks my ball hair at night when im sleeping and glues them to her eyesbrows cuz she had a terrible camping incident when she was younger and her eyebrows never grew back, shes been doing this since i was 13 im gonna have to start chargin that fat bitch for my hair
-lateralis


Nov 10 2004 2:58PM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-5)