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Hail Lucifer!!! 666 DIE DIE DIE!!
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Satan is my god!!! he will soon rule the world!!! the seven seals are upon us and the world will soon come to an end. vow your undying love for lucifer and you will be saved from damnation!!!!! join the forces of evil and you will not be damned to the firey pits of hell and will become a messanger of satan!!!
'what the fuck you mean is he fuckin dead? the nigga layin there wid all types of fuckin blood comin out his head'
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did you smell your socks again DMB? i know that when you smell that stench, you think the world is ending.
'hey i did it - give me some props here fockers!' eric spriet after 450 to kinked rail to torn ligiment
http://www.mammothpunks.com CML represent
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hmmmmmm, i am strangely turned towards the south because of this....
'He got fired? What did he do?'
'He jumped off of the roof again'
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join the aliance against god to destroy the world.....now bitch!!!!!!!HAHA
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umm NO..evil doesnt always win didnt you ever see Little Nicky?
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HI MOM,HI MIKE NICK:andy and adam making fun of another Line person
'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'
newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers
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***DON'T FEED THE TROLLS***
'I am going back online. I feel safe there.' - Piot Modrak aka lord_piot
Frostmonkey
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if god was canadian would he lose in a battle against evil? (think about it)
Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool (even though I've fuckin' graduated already - damn you jodi!!! DAMN YOU!!!)
representing the H.J.S. forever
Marge: 'Homer no, you'll kill us all'
Homer: 'Or die trying!'
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probably
'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'
newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers
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aaaaahhhhhhhh! mommy dirty's scaring me!!!
me 'is this Vanilla Ice?'
kid 'yeah'
me 'DIRTY HELL!'
kid 'what? i fuckin like the ice man!'
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haha........not even close..... but he says he likes to wear thongs and stuff like that
'shiiiiiot, fizz is in the motha fuckin house'
Satan is my god!!! he will soon rule the world!!! the seven seals are upon us and the world will soon come to an end. vow your undying love for lucifer and you will be saved from damnation!!!!! join the forces of evil and you will not be damned to the firey pits of hell and will become a messanger of satan!!!
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If God is Canadian than, in tradition according to the style of canadian literature, (opposed to american lit.) God would lose in a battle againt evil - but he would win in life because, the lose made him think and learn a valuable lesson in life and grow up to be a better person because of it. But it wouldn't matter because if satan wins in a war against god, than the world is over as we know it and god dies... so that is the only downfall to canada... well, that and our money. so other than god being hopeless and our money canada has the best everything... well, i guess the drinking water in ontario isn't very safe... ok, so aside from the drinking water, money, and the end of the world, canada is good.
...but - than we also got a bit debt, high taxes, badly paid doctors, a ton of open land and not enough people to pay to keep it nice, hardly any money in the armed forces, and a bunch of smelly cows... BUT - OTHER THAN ALL OF THAT Canada is perfect - if you look over all the other stuff that I didn't mention.
Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool (even though I've fuckin' graduated already - damn you jodi!!! DAMN YOU!!!)
representing the H.J.S. forever
Marge: 'Homer no, you'll kill us all'
Homer: 'Or die trying!'
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canadians are all losers... and so if god would be canadian then he will for sure lose the battle against my god lucifer... that just backs up my point more!
'what the fuck you mean is he fuckin dead? the nigga layin there wid all types of fuckin blood comin out his head'
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munch munch *ouch* munch - hurry up cam.
Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool (even though I've fuckin' graduated already - damn you jodi!!! DAMN YOU!!!)
representing the H.J.S. forever
Marge: 'Homer no, you'll kill us all'
Homer: 'Or die trying!'
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LET THE STREETS FLOW WITH THE BLOOD OF THE NONBELIEVERS! FOR THEY SHALL ALL PERISH AT THE FOOT OF MIGHTY LUCIFER. SATAN SHALL REIGN ON THE HIGHEST THRONE AND THE INFIDELS SHALL BE BUT MERE SLAVES BOWING TO THE EVERY WHIM OF THE DARK PRINCE.
HAIL BEAZLEBUB AND SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS!!!!!!
I'm as close to god as you'll ever get.....
I don't do drugs, just heroin.
Word up to all my fellow wiggas.
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word my fellow lucifer follower... now all should join us and the reign of beezlebub!!!!! hail satan!!!!
'what the fuck you mean is he fuckin dead? the nigga layin there wid all types of fuckin blood comin out his head'
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I kicked satan in the shins, and he cried!
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Vote rebel!
Lesbians are made by leaving whores in the closet with a bottle of fish food.
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he cried because he loves to see any violence. he was a happy camper i bet.
Haaa! - Kiwitrash
'Its like a piece of god in my hand.' - Grayson Gordon
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Diabhal is my sex god.
Denis, Fao, remember the '666' in Whistler?? Then I broke my scaphoid!!! Crazy times!
'Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever.'
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THE REIGN OF THE DARK PRINCE IS UPON US! DIABLO IS COMING FROM THE FIREY INFERNON ALONG WITH HIS ARCH-DEMONS MEPHISTO AND BAAL. ALL SHALL PERISH 'NEATH THE RAIN OF FIRE. THE STREETS WILL FLOW WITH THE BLOOD OF THE NON BELIVERS. BABYS SHALL CRY AND KITTENS WILL QUIVER IN FEAR. ALL THAT IS WEAK AND ALL THAT IS RIGHTEOUSS SHALL BE CRUSHED BY THE MIGHTY HAND OF THE DARK PRINCE. THERE WILL NO LONGER BE ANY SNOW AND WE WILL HAVE TO SKI ON THE EYEBALLS OF DEAD BABYS.
HAIL BEAZLEBUB, AND SHUN THE NON-BELIEVERS
I AM CORNHOLIO
I'm as close to god as you'll ever get.....
I don't do drugs, just heroin.
Word up to all my fellow wiggas.
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Ya, I met that lucifer dude once. He was like 'yoo maaan were da fuck is god, cause I'm gonna kick his aaaasss!'. I was like, I just saw him like 10 minutes ago at McDonalds. And lucifer was like 'it's on now god', I forget the rest.
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He came into McDonalds looking for god, but he found me. He looked like a dork so I kicked him in the shins, and he cried like a little girl. Then I went over to god and kicked him in the shins, and he cried too. That was such a good day!
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Lesbians are made by leaving whores in the closet with a bottle of fish food.
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i dont' get it... what are you guys selling?
Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool (even though I've fuckin' graduated already - damn you jodi!!! DAMN YOU!!!)
representing the H.J.S. forever
Marge: 'Homer no, you'll kill us all'
Homer: 'Or die trying!'
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and I thought I was the only one...
MD... Dain bramaged.
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WE AREN'T SELLING ANYTHING, WE ARE SIMPLY WARNING YOU OF THE COMING REIGN OF THE DARK PRINCE.
I'm as close to god as you'll ever get.....
I don't do drugs, just heroin.
Word up to all my fellow wiggas.
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and how much does it cost to go see this dark prince when he roles into town? 'cause i'm not gonna lie to you - i'm a little low on my funds here.
Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool (even though I've fuckin' graduated already - damn you jodi!!! DAMN YOU!!!)
representing the H.J.S. forever
Marge: 'Homer no, you'll kill us all'
Homer: 'Or die trying!'
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Sorry Matt, Serious or not serious, it's time for you to shut up
-Dave
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serious or not dave? i'm fully serious. i'm warning the world of the coming of the dark prince and the end of existance. the only way to save yourselves from eternal damnation is to join beezlebub and the forces of darkness!!!!
band together your citys towns and villages... join us or you will fall into the firey deapths of hell when the earth opens to reveal lucifers dark powers.
this shalt not be taken lightly or you will live a restless and neverending life in hell!!
'what the fuck you mean is he fuckin dead? the nigga layin there wid all types of fuckin blood comin out his head'
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your gonna scam me for somewhere I know it. It sounds to good to be true to just join you guys for free with no initiation or anything...
isn't this how mass suicide's start? oh well... i've had a good life, bring on the crazy cult!!! yea - i'm in.
Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool (even though I've fuckin' graduated already - damn you jodi!!! DAMN YOU!!!)
representing the H.J.S. forever
Marge: 'Homer no, you'll kill us all'
Homer: 'Or die trying!'
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GOOD MAN, MY CUNT, WE WELCOME YOU TO THE LEGIONS OF DARKNESS, YOU SHALL BE SAVED FROM THE REIGN OF PAIN BY SERVING OUR LORD, THE DARK PRINCE.
PLEASE HONOR US BY POSTING YOUR BEST SATANIC RANT ON THIS THREAD.
HAIL BEAZLEBUB AND SHUN THE NON-BELIEVERS.
I'm as close to god as you'll ever get.....
I don't do drugs, just heroin.
Word up to all my fellow wiggas.
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i had to read that shitty story in school....i fell asleep
'you make those big pantys look like little pantys'
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