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Stuff your friends say

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MilaKunis
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What are some things that your friends say/do that piss you off and they say it solely to piss you off.

Every single time that my friends come over to my house they ask to watch porn on my large tv.
Feb 19 2013 7:00PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
"Dawg.... Do you ever like.... Touch your dogs dick?"
Feb 19 2013 7:04PM
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MilaKunis
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 3,646
Haha that's awful. My friends also always bring up my sister which gets really old.
Feb 19 2013 7:14PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
I have a friend who plays videogames alot and whenever he dies he yells "Are you high?!?"
Feb 19 2013 7:22PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
My friends dont do that to me
Feb 19 2013 7:24PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,105
Lol guys that want to watch porn together?
Feb 19 2013 7:28PM
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ryano
Posts: 4465 - Karma: 1,535
so you have an attractive sister, huh?
Feb 19 2013 7:28PM
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MilaKunis
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 3,646
I mean they aren't actually serious they do it
To make me angry. "What's wrong with a couple dudes watching some soft core porn and getting semi chubbin?"
Feb 19 2013 7:29PM
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Kid.Kelley
Posts: 565 - Karma: 181
When people mock me. Can't stand that shit
Feb 19 2013 8:57PM
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
kasii da da da whas th names

literally and figuratively

not even once ever

i love your penis makclemosr
Feb 19 2013 9:00PM
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danderson.
Posts: 6560 - Karma: 5,252
"could care less"
"chill dude" or any variation such as relax, calm down, etc. That's the last fucking thing I want to hear when I'm heated or in a bad mood.
Whenever they sing a shitty song
Feb 19 2013 9:01PM
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stupendous-man
Posts: 8637 - Karma: 13,293
pls
Feb 19 2013 9:05PM
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dispatchQ_main
Posts: 2619 - Karma: 629
emberassing stories, but that goes both ways
Feb 19 2013 9:10PM
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GEORGEzimmerman
Posts: 1473 - Karma: 440
everything i hate most my friends thats why im going to college in montana
Feb 19 2013 9:11PM
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WakaShocka
Posts: 640 - Karma: 111
My last name is Joint...huhuha like a weed joint?
Feb 19 2013 9:20PM
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nagger
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my friends don't have much on me but I say so many things to get all my friends pissed off. I always rip on one of my buddies because he's uncircumsized and I bring up smegma because he's really self concious about growing dick cheese. He claims he's never had it but I always ask him or reference it and it frazzles him.
Feb 19 2013 9:28PM
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MilaKunis
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Haha I do the same with one of my friends whos uncircumcized. We call him earthworm
Feb 19 2013 9:30PM
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Wheaty214
Posts: 1687 - Karma: 841
"Calm down, bro." when I'm not mad about anything or answered even remotely in a negative way.
He pisses me off so much.
Feb 19 2013 9:33PM
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The_Real_EWilly
Posts: 395 - Karma: 1,321
We say to one another when our buddy is near by

Oh you hear that Carter's mom had to get her stomach pumped after she blew the football team

And he gets so pissed
Feb 19 2013 10:46PM
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SkierPT
Posts: 2199 - Karma: 4,830
Fuckkkkkk this so much.and whats funny is I actually do need to calm down after they say it because I spaz afterwards usually
Feb 19 2013 10:57PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,105
hahahaha
Feb 19 2013 10:57PM
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Spinoza
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haha thats classic! you should just post a picture of her so we can all understand the situation better!
Feb 19 2013 11:00PM
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no_steeze
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haha classic. i have a few friends who are uncircumcised and when we're jerking eachother off i make fun of them for having so much loose skin that i can move my hand up and down their pulsating shafts without needing lubricant
Feb 19 2013 11:03PM
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+Tahoe_Shredder+
Posts: 189 - Karma: 124
"what up Douglas!!" (only my name is not Douglas)
this one kid always says "thats REAL..." then leaves it at that and doesn't carry on with the sentence

Feb 19 2013 11:04PM
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r32kid
Posts: 109 - Karma: 145
AAAYYYYYYYYYYY WE WANT SOME PUSSSSAYYYYY

As loud as possible, preferably near people with pussys
Feb 19 2013 11:05PM
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Schlutz
Posts: 858 - Karma: 425
My friends call people "Scrubs". Like, what the fuck is that shit, it's not even a saying
Feb 19 2013 11:11PM
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Daph
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my friends like to ask me to play nig beats in my car. my speakers are blown to shit and anything with bass sounds like my car is farting. i remind them of this repeatedly and yet somehow somebody gets a hold of my ipod and puts on waka. and then they all bitch about how awful it sounds. I FUCKING TOLD YOU IT WOULD
Feb 19 2013 11:22PM
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Phil-X-
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"nah, im not even about that life"
Feb 19 2013 11:30PM
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CandyNipples.
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I fucking hate when my friends talk about having sex with my younger brother
Feb 20 2013 12:26AM
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B.Pol
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.....Oh.....
Feb 20 2013 12:33AM
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.Hugo.
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My friend is umcercusmized and I told him he didnt need a condom because of it. Now he has 2 kids at age 20 hahahahahaha
Feb 20 2013 12:35AM
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SwagtasticWalrus
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You have a bit sister.
Feb 20 2013 12:37AM
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MilaKunis
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Haha we do this same thing to one of my friends.
Feb 20 2013 10:15AM
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seward
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cockfights
Feb 20 2013 10:40AM
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onLINE
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 423
hey bud what are you saying tonight bud? wanna chill bud? bud? smoke a dub bud? come on bud...bud text me back...bud where you at bud? bud bud bud bud
Feb 20 2013 12:03PM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
have you ever once been so far as to decide to know what that's like?
Feb 20 2013 2:31PM
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nagger
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Feb 20 2013 4:03PM
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alvy.
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Hahahhaha I died at this +k
Feb 20 2013 6:56PM
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Deluge
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my roommate says "thats obnoxious" constantly and its so fucking annoying
Feb 20 2013 6:58PM
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Ac31stuff
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sounds obnoxious
Feb 20 2013 7:27PM
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SFB
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"thats not even cool anywhere" taco bell lady.
Feb 20 2013 7:36PM
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
mmmmm i love yoytacos bells ladys
Feb 20 2013 8:05PM
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MilaKunis
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 3,646
Also one of my friends says melk instead of milk and pellow instead of pillow. Pisses me off
Feb 20 2013 8:55PM
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Bart.Man
Posts: 1742 - Karma: 1,952
One of my friends can NEVER be serious. Like honestly, never.
I could count the number of serious conversations I've had with him on one hand.
It's cool/funny mostly, but lately it's really pissed me off.
Feb 20 2013 9:31PM
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.frenchy
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Hahahahaha that's pretty funny. I call people that all the time and now so many people say it at my school.
Feb 20 2013 9:34PM
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J-C
Posts: 1138 - Karma: 3,683
have you ever heard of macklemore he's so good
Feb 20 2013 10:12PM
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tgm
Posts: 278 - Karma: 325
"you're illiterate"
Feb 20 2013 10:17PM
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POTandPans
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Ironic my last name is Cocker and they always say, "Hey Cocker youre such a chicken"

get it like a cock, although a cock is a male aka rooster but still

nothing other than that

Feb 20 2013 10:41PM
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theTRIBE101
Posts: 1175 - Karma: 856
every one. every single goddamn post. 10/10
Feb 20 2013 11:03PM
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Wheaty214
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Yeah exactly haha, I drove New Years and me and my friend Isaac were leaving our friends house. We get in my car and the first thing that he does is rip ass in my car, and I'm like "Can you not fart in my car?" with no anger in my tone at all, then he says " Don't freak out man!". Holy fuck then I say "I'm not freaking out just don't fart in my car." and again he says "Don't freak out man jeeze settle down!"

At this point I'm getting a little irritated and I said "Isaac, shut up and don't fart. That's all you need to do." and then he's like "See you're freaking out right now!" He pisses me off so god damn much.
Feb 22 2013 9:40PM
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james6345789
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I have a friend who always has dumb ideas that he obviously won't follow through on, so I pitch in my ideas and he gets mad.

I call this guy, Carter, "C-man" (sounds like semen)

I call this idiot, Kevin, "Special K"
Feb 22 2013 9:59PM
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