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grapejuice3000+
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I was talking to my friend about pooping today, and he mentioned that he poops at least once a day. This is strange to me, because I only poop maybe once a week? Is this bad? I don't even poop a lot when i do poop, should I be worried?
Feb 19 2013 12:47AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11988 - Karma: 12,261
you're going to explode when you're 20
Feb 19 2013 12:49AM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
once a week eh...

must feel amazing once that chocolate football is outta you
Feb 19 2013 12:53AM
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theabortionator
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Not even once
Feb 19 2013 12:57AM
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Reister
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once or twice every three days. depends what i eat. i used to be at once a week.
Feb 19 2013 1:06AM
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Chubz.
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all day....erryday
Feb 19 2013 1:06AM
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SwagtasticWalrus
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Same here...
Feb 19 2013 1:34AM
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JamesEarlRay
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I'm a healthy boy and I look forward to pooping, which is usually once or twice per day.

But seriously, once a week? Somethings wrong dude
Feb 19 2013 1:38AM
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Spic-N-SpaN
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I poop every morning about 5 mins after my cup of coffee
Feb 19 2013 1:45AM
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andybob
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10/10

Lost it.
Feb 19 2013 9:29AM
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Anathema
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once a day, but sometimes i skip a day.
Feb 19 2013 9:31AM
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theBearJew
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I was talking to my friend and she was saying that she has a specific poop time... And she was very surprised I didn't. Almost shocked that I just poop all willy nilly whenever I feel.

Anyone else have a poop time? OR are we all just willy nilly poopers?
Feb 19 2013 9:44AM
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snwbrdmilf
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You need more fiber.
Feb 19 2013 9:57AM
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Leafs2323
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I'm a once a day guy
Feb 19 2013 9:58AM
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theBearJew
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Feb 19 2013 10:02AM
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accualyisdolan
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I don't have a poop time. Poop time is whenever
Feb 19 2013 10:59AM
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Mr.Sloth
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I poop at least two times a day, some times many more. Idk I'm weird
Feb 19 2013 11:20AM
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SFB
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you guys all have some serious issues i poop at least 6 or 7 times a day. it is really starting to affect my life because i am constantly in the bathroom instead of doing important things.
Feb 19 2013 12:08PM
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no_steeze
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i don't quite understand...do you mean he?
Feb 19 2013 12:20PM
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Dobies.
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dude, you need to start doing something about that probably. I think normal is like at least once a day. It can't be good having shit in your colon for a week at a time.
Feb 19 2013 12:29PM
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theBearJew
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no, she. women poop.

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Feb 19 2013 12:30PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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Sorry bud but that's just an old wives tale. Women don't poop.
Feb 19 2013 12:49PM
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ZeechMcHuck
Posts: 456 - Karma: 579

Once a day at 4:15 PM

My bowels are like clock work

Feb 19 2013 12:51PM
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REDFRO420
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I poop at least once a day and my brother was the same as you he would poop about once a week until his butthole violently exploded and he shit out his own intestines.... so yeah id get that checked out.
Feb 19 2013 1:25PM
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JakeBarrett
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one a day
Feb 19 2013 1:48PM
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Laurent.
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Normal is defined as anything from 3 times a day to once every 3 days. So once a week is a bit little, go to your doc.
For me it's once in three days, but when I go: it's like a magnificent 10 inch long solid dildo shaped turd with a 4/5 inch circumference that I shoot out in a single push.

It's convenient, but it often leads to overflowing toilets because my incredibly solid poo can barely be flushed.
Feb 19 2013 1:57PM
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Corin
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I just realized I poop at least 4 times a day. I have for as long as I can remember. If you poop once a week, you must puke a lot.
Feb 19 2013 2:00PM
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TheDers
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i dont think thats weird im pretty sure thats normal
Feb 19 2013 2:42PM
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whoa-dere
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I'm inconsistent. Sometimes once a couple ways, sometimes once a day. Never more than once a day.right now I'm in my once a day phase
Feb 19 2013 2:46PM
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*Nickdel*
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I poop at least once a day, and i don't i feel like i want to kill someone
Feb 19 2013 2:49PM
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_TK_
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Eat some pistachios or something delicious with fiber in it, poop atleast once a day otherwise you need to get checked out
Feb 19 2013 4:21PM
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Bateman
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i poop like once every third day or so.
Feb 19 2013 4:24PM
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Dunnah
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I was told it was most healthy to go twice a day...
Feb 19 2013 4:26PM
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CaelW
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Once a day and pooping currently.
Feb 19 2013 5:10PM
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chickenonabun
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I drop a deuce like 4 times a day although some of the dumps are pretty wimpy
Feb 19 2013 5:14PM
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SKI.ING
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Once a day. Usually an afternoon pooper.
Feb 19 2013 7:12PM
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WakaShocka
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I easily poo at least twice a day
Feb 19 2013 8:54PM
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grapejuice3000+
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girls poop? :o
Feb 19 2013 8:58PM
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Funkadelic
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wtf? Do you not let it all out when you go?
Feb 19 2013 9:02PM
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Wheaty214
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I poop like 2, 3 times a day. I eat a lot and it flows right through me. GET AT ME.
Feb 19 2013 9:04PM
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El_Barto.
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If you eat nothing but fruit loops your shit will be super green
Feb 19 2013 9:15PM
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infuser
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once per day usually between 4 and 7 oclock
Feb 19 2013 9:34PM
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roddy116
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today i missed the toilet while going for a ranged shot.
Feb 19 2013 9:42PM
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grapejuice3000+
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i have a gif of this somewhere...
Feb 19 2013 9:43PM
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whoa-dere
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I HAVE TO SEE THIS, FIND IT
Feb 19 2013 9:45PM
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NotGhood
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grapejuice will surely deliver
Feb 19 2013 9:47PM
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grapejuice3000+
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will i get banned if theres stinky butthole in it or will it just be deleted?
Feb 19 2013 9:54PM
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grapejuice3000+
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closest i could find sorry
Feb 19 2013 9:56PM
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Dibs
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frankly i never stop pooping
Feb 19 2013 9:58PM
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Spic-N-SpaN
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POOPING RIGHT NOW BRB
Feb 28 2013 2:31PM
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Spic-N-SpaN
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JUST FINISHED WAS A HUGE COFFEE SHIT
Feb 28 2013 2:37PM
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