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MILF encounters

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Matt_Rossi
Posts: 431 - Karma: 785
So it all started in Aspen Colorado, the home of the milfs...

I was going down into town, and this milf runs up to me on the top of the gondola with a question about skis, this is the classic Aspen milf (fake tits, fur coat, tight silver ski pants). She has a question about her gaper rental skis and she couldn't find a ski tech, she said I looked knowledgeable fellow and wanted to know if I could adjust her bindings. Luckily I am a certified ski tech so I fixed her skis right up, she then asked to take a run with me, and not being able to turn down a milf I of course said yes. After the gaped her way down the hill, I told her I would be going my separate ways, she then proceeded to give me her number and told me to call her later so she can repay me for my service. NS I come to you for guidance, how do I deal with this milf and should I deliver with banging said milf? God speed NS I need you now more than ever!
Feb 18 2013 12:48AM
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PeppermillReno
Posts: 4802 - Karma: -651
Calm down you're butthurt is out of control however I'll be happy to post up a pic of me in Switzerland with a dime cougar just for you hater.


Feb 19 2013 6:41PM
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erikK
Posts: 3245 - Karma: 2,328
inb4 this picture becomes the new this thread
Feb 19 2013 6:47PM
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Joebin
Posts: 1664 - Karma: 867
I wanted to believe, but OP cant even be a certified ski tech at 17.
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Feb 19 2013 6:48PM
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Chinchi
Posts: 1591 - Karma: 4,211
Wat
Feb 19 2013 7:09PM
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Dirty_Bit
Posts: 389 - Karma: 38
Why thank you sir, It's truly amazing what you kind find through the internet!
Feb 19 2013 7:21PM
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Dirty_Bit
Posts: 389 - Karma: 38
You were in on this troll bullshit, that's "wat". I have your fb too, shall I post it?
Feb 19 2013 7:21PM
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Dirty_Bit
Posts: 389 - Karma: 38
COMMENCE THE KARMA RAPE OF "ChabsMross" !

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Feb 19 2013 7:29PM
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elinde
Posts: 1467 - Karma: 3,053
OP how could you??
Feb 19 2013 7:33PM
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Chinchi
Posts: 1591 - Karma: 4,211
HE MADE ME DO IT I SWEAR, WEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Feb 19 2013 7:49PM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,661
what a fucking boner
Feb 19 2013 7:55PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,298
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How low can it go?
Feb 19 2013 8:00PM
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
Dear OP,
I hope you choke on your mother's dildo.
Feb 19 2013 8:45PM
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Matt_Rossi
Posts: 431 - Karma: 785
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Feb 19 2013 8:51PM
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stupendous-man
Posts: 8637 - Karma: 13,293
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Feb 19 2013 8:59PM
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Puzzled
Posts: 4267 - Karma: 4,448
cya
Feb 19 2013 9:00PM
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Kronor
Posts: 217 - Karma: 167

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Feb 19 2013 9:23PM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
Once a liat always a liar!
Feb 19 2013 10:20PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537
Post a pic I wanna see what your bitch ass looks like. So I know who to look for when i need to piss and shit on someones face.
Feb 19 2013 10:20PM
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Matt_Rossi
Posts: 431 - Karma: 785
tough de la tough
Feb 19 2013 10:22PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
this thread delights me
Feb 19 2013 10:25PM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
Haha this war between you two isnt gonna die is it
Feb 19 2013 10:27PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
ah the oldest trick in the book. i remember pulling that one when i posted a preposterously racist joke a few years back
Feb 19 2013 10:43PM
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SKI.ING
Posts: 2695 - Karma: 2,535
My exact thoughts. Wanna go out sometime?
Feb 19 2013 10:47PM
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Mr.Mitten
Posts: 1326 - Karma: 3,865
Well OP what's it gunna be, give us your adress so butthole urination may commence or perma-ban? You have 1 hour
Feb 19 2013 10:49PM
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SkierPT
Posts: 2177 - Karma: 4,720
Man I'm just I'm this thread for this at this point.
Feb 19 2013 10:54PM
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P-HAGAR
Posts: 608 - Karma: 159
fuck this kid.......dude should be banned for life or given a permanent karma of zero with a username switched to little_boy_who _cried _wolf
Feb 19 2013 10:59PM
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PeppermillReno
Posts: 4802 - Karma: -651
I already got banned once because of this idiot.

I hope this fucking weirdo doesn't keep following me around quoting and replying to all my posts.

Must have hit too close to home on the other thread when I was making fun of losers who control their gf and cry when she cheats on them.... poor guy.

(Another incoming threatening PM from Jesus Saves in 3...2...1....)
Feb 19 2013 11:09PM
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NJurkiewicz
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 697
0/10 because OP can't deliver
Feb 19 2013 11:11PM
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PeppermillReno
Posts: 4802 - Karma: -651
I'll post one of her up if I can figure out how. Someone has to make up for OP bitching out. I guess since I said dime it might not meet people's expectations (everyone will be expecting a glammed up super model) but along the lines of a normal lady in her 40s /a friends mom most would be like "lets fuck."
Feb 19 2013 11:35PM
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PeppermillReno
Posts: 4802 - Karma: -651
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Feb 19 2013 11:55PM
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PeppermillReno
Posts: 4802 - Karma: -651
I'm trying.Click for larger image
Feb 19 2013 11:57PM
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SwagtasticWalrus
Posts: 1268 - Karma: 184
Noo thank you.
Feb 19 2013 11:57PM
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SwagtasticWalrus
Posts: 1268 - Karma: 184
Not even.
Feb 19 2013 11:58PM
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PeppermillReno
Posts: 4802 - Karma: -651
Look, I expect plenty of posts like this.

I am not full of shit and I threw one up of someone I met in Vail villiage.

I hope the youngsters on here can see that some people do real things in life and some don't and just talk shit on the internet.
Feb 19 2013 11:59PM
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WPoch
Posts: 1751 - Karma: 3,831
This thread = flacid
Feb 20 2013 12:04AM
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CaptainDiabetes
Posts: 224 - Karma: 161
at least shes not fat?
Feb 20 2013 12:16AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,485
Idk what everyone is saying. if mt wife looked like that when im older id be perfectly fine with it
Feb 20 2013 12:22AM
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kebbek
Posts: 408 - Karma: 170
Lol, i had that milf that came at the golf course where i work. She had that HUGE cameltoe down under. She asked me where were the toilets so i guided her....

After that, i could stop laughing at her with my boss (also a sexy milf).
Feb 20 2013 12:23AM
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SwagtasticWalrus
Posts: 1268 - Karma: 184
Says Dr Dildo.
Feb 20 2013 12:35AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,485
you have swag in your name. anything you say is invalid.

























kick my butthole
Feb 20 2013 12:37AM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
Click for larger image and yes ns believe it or not i did have
Feb 20 2013 12:39AM
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stupendous-man
Posts: 8637 - Karma: 13,293
haha i have 9 mutual too.
Feb 20 2013 12:57AM
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PeppermillReno
Posts: 4802 - Karma: -651
What do you want, me to forward the emails from her to you or something? You can fb me in a month when I go to Europe if you really need proof and I'll post a pic of me with her. I don't lie everything I say on this website has been true I'm too old to be making stuff up I'm not 15. All other pics are in ski gear and you can't see what someone looks like this is the only I have that she sent me. As I said in response to the OP I met someone 20 years older than me in Vail and have booked up to go to Switzerland together in a month nothing more nothing less.

Fact is I feel bad for doing this and trying to prove that not everyone lives in fantasy land like OP. I feel like I have objectified a nice lady who I like and I am not that kind of guy so I regret it. I would like it removed by a mod if possible. (You can let it stay for another day or so noone forced me to do it but I'd like it taken down after that so it isn't on here permanently.)

I could have bitched out and said "shes hotter in person" or not posted one but I did it. And of course I knew people who only bang supermodels would post hating.

In the last year I have been with 4 women older than 40. Thats not that many or anything impressive it could be more but I have high standards (that only get lowered very occasionally.) Im pretty sure the hottest has a daughter that knows people who post on Newschoolers so I wouldn't dare post a pic of her. The 2 others are nothing special just your average women (still attractive) but there are funny stories behind them.

One lives next to a casino in Reno and is fucking crazy (imaginary friends and shit.) I only picked her up b/c I was blazing with some black guy and couldn't get rid of him he was asking to stay in my room and shit so I had to pick this woman up to get rid of him and I called her again a few more times. Nut job.

The other I was out in Newport and was at a place with live music and decided to take this older woman back to my freinds parents beach house. Its sort of ghetto and like 10 families rent this house out for the summer and rotate with 20 people staying in it at all times. The next morning she had to wake up naked on the couch to 12 old people making their coffee and breakfast, find her clothes, and then do the walk of shame to the bathroom again to get changed. It was mad obnoxious behavior but oh well, I did it to send a message to the kids who invited me that they needed to start picking up more women in the bar if they want to roll with me (since I have never seen either bring a girl home from a bar when I have been with them.)

Feb 20 2013 1:12AM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
I feel ya homie its real life experience. Something a lot of people on this site are lacking
Feb 20 2013 1:18AM
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Chinchi
Posts: 1591 - Karma: 4,211
Obvious troll is obvious
Feb 20 2013 9:10AM
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JWeinstock
Posts: 3439 - Karma: 1,352
at least he is trying
Feb 20 2013 10:31AM
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,299
better than OP troll
Feb 20 2013 10:34AM
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Thadius.Castle
Posts: 1436 - Karma: 250
You know how I know you're trying to hard?
Feb 20 2013 12:38PM
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SwagtasticWalrus
Posts: 1268 - Karma: 184
Do ya really wanna know?
Feb 20 2013 12:54PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
meh, these young kids just don't know....she's pretty bangin for an older chick...i'd be lying if I said I wouldn't....
Feb 20 2013 1:00PM
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