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My girlfriend cheated on me.

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daannnnieel
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This sucks. Not good enough for her and blah blah blah. First person to make me smile +k
Feb 16 2013 6:19PM
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pjbackwoods
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Nice
Feb 16 2013 6:20PM
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thebeesknees
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bang her best friend you dont need that hoe.
Feb 16 2013 6:21PM
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fujarome
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bang the guy she cheated on you with. steal him away from her.
Feb 16 2013 6:23PM
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Lansfield
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I did a "chat with local singles" ad for fun. So automated its dumb. Chloe: Hi, how are you? Guest: lonely and sad Chloe: so what are you looking for? Guest: poo Chloe: im from Ottawa, do you live close enough to pop by? ;) Guest: I live in a god damn shoe Chloe: I am up for pretty much anything right now :) Guest: Come to my shoe, we can poo together Chloe: you want to private message me your email? Guest: I'll private message you my dick Chloe: my profile is: http://www.flirt.com/Ottawa/Chloe Guest: Your profile looks like a man Chloe: Add me as a friend ;) Guest: You add me first
Feb 16 2013 6:23PM
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hippi3773
Posts: 363 - Karma: 274
Don't worry she's actually a man. The guy she cheated on you with actually just got raped in his ass.
Feb 16 2013 6:25PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,103
make a move at her best friend. when you're done with her, go for another one of her friends. do this until you've banged all her friends. then you're done with that group of hoes. move on to the next group
Feb 16 2013 6:26PM
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BeefiestExpert
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couldn't have said it any better myself lol.
Feb 16 2013 6:33PM
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Pancake_Fucker
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Cock slap her and her family.
Feb 16 2013 6:37PM
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accualyisdolan
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This probably wins
Feb 16 2013 6:45PM
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7springsprod
Posts: 2661 - Karma: 3,181
This is an easy one. Kill her
Feb 16 2013 6:53PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
This makes me want to be bisexual
Feb 16 2013 6:54PM
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PeppermillReno
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Two different times I when I banged a girl with a serious boyfriend the loser threatened to kill himself because of it. Both times it kept their relationship together since the bitch ass dude sounded serious (had the moms calling the girl crying and shit) and both were chicks I new sort of well and were hot and I would have kept around and been BF and GF with if not for those fuckniggas threatening suicide because their chick banged me.

I like you though so I hope you don't have to resort to this behavior and just find a new bitch.
Feb 16 2013 6:56PM
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deleted5
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No idea what that first paragraph was about bit I've hooked up with tons of girls who had boyfriends. Needless to say no one has ever done anything to me about it, Well one guy did try to talk shit to me over Facebook..... My feelings were so hurt.
Feb 16 2013 6:59PM
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BROSEIDON
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You sound like an asshole
Feb 16 2013 7:02PM
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deleted5
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Well I don't go out of my way to do it. And the only time I actually did it and knew the girls was someone, was in my Sophomore year of high school. All the other times I just met her, and the the next day I'll have someone call me and tell me that someone's looking for me because I bang their girlfriend. Again though no one's ever done anything about it.
Feb 16 2013 7:05PM
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BROSEIDON
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Not your fault then when you put it that way. Carry on
Feb 16 2013 7:08PM
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Spinoza
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this makes me want to be bisexual

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Feb 16 2013 7:09PM
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PeppermillReno
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I am sure I've banged randoms with boyfriends but that doesn't really matter since its my style to never make a point of not talking about a girls guy situaiton. Now I am older I NEVER ask a girl when I meet her if she has kids.

I am talking about girls I know, and know the bf, and have banged. On 2 different occasions its led to the boyfriend threatening to kill himself over it. And both times that temper tantrum has resulted in the girl going back to him when I had her and she was ready to leave him for me.

Some of my biggest regrets sexually is only fucking certain chicks 2-3 times and not having a solid month of dating where I get to rail them 40-50 times and get sick of them. Its even worse now that I am 27 and so are the girls and if I somehow hit them up for a booty call via facebook I won't be banging anything as hot as back in the day.

On 2 of the hottest it was because of cock sucker pricks threatening to jump off a bridge to keep their girlfriend when they knew I had banged her (and telling their parents and having them get involved and shit.)


Men have no pride when they have a girlfriend they know is out of their leage and their loser asses knows they can't get anything equally hot. FACT.
Feb 16 2013 7:17PM
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JordanButtfart
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Stick a trout in your anus.
Feb 16 2013 7:38PM
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Flacko
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violate that bitch
Feb 16 2013 7:40PM
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daannnnieel
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thank you nsg for this response. It made me realize that i'm a bitch and whatnot. I don't even know why I went straight to the internet.


Fuck, i need to cheer up and stop whining.
Feb 16 2013 7:42PM
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MilaKunis
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 3,646
FAAAAAAAAGGGGGG-etabout it

Feb 16 2013 7:43PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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sick claim on the internet bro
Feb 16 2013 7:47PM
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tripnip
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Google cat memes that shit always makes me laugh
Feb 16 2013 7:56PM
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bfulmer
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Does she have a little sister? That's option A...

If not try to get it in with of her friends

Feb 16 2013 7:56PM
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ILLinoisance
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Go find another girl who is nicer (shouldn't be too hard) and hotter than her. Problem solved.
Feb 16 2013 8:00PM
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whoa-dere
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her mom works too
Feb 16 2013 8:04PM
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cool_name
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did you at least pee in her butt first
Feb 16 2013 8:05PM
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VT_FLO
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This is the best way to get back at her if you're seeking that sweet sweet vengeance. 1: it will destroy their friendship and 2: it shows that she is replaceable and not special, which she will hate
Feb 16 2013 8:06PM
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VT_FLO
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this fehgget doesnt even lift.
Zyzz should be the one you want to go bisecks sual for
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Feb 16 2013 8:11PM
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taylornicky
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highly recommended
Feb 16 2013 8:20PM
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roddy116
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just forget about her dude.
Feb 16 2013 8:41PM
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daannnnieel
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doing my level best. It shouldn't be too hard, highschool relationship and such. I'll get over her in a month or two, shouldn't take too long. I knew the girl was a slut when I was dating her. It was a matter of when not if it would happen.



fuck sluts.
Feb 16 2013 8:44PM
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Heart
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If you were really "weren't good enough for her," she should have broken up with you, not cheated behind your back. What a fucking bitch. She sounds like a terrible person and you should be happy to be away with her.

I've never been cheated on, but I'm sure its an awful feeling finding out that someone you cared about had gone behind your back. To try and make you feel better, here are some cats:

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Feb 16 2013 8:51PM
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daannnnieel
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claimed i was "too good" fuck that. Nice excuse you fuckng bitch.
Feb 16 2013 8:54PM
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Caspaaa
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"and if you're cheating I don't care, 'cause I do my fair share"

fuck her best friend. it's what I did when my ex left me for another guy.
Feb 16 2013 8:58PM
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Caspaaa
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"and if you're cheating I don't care, 'cause I do my fair share"

fuck her best friend. it's what I did when my ex left me for another guy.
Feb 16 2013 9:00PM
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E-Nix
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Let me get this straight. Your mad at these kids because they were upset that their hot girlfriends cheated on them and complained about it? I'm fairly certain that they had the appropriate response and you are a major asshole.
Feb 16 2013 9:05PM
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Snowtorious_BIG
Posts: 659 - Karma: 1,467
dude, just act like it's fine for now and be nice to her and whatever, then wait until she marries someone and they settle down and then when they decide to start a family wait until they have their first born child then wait even longer, until it's like 4 or 5 and they've become very attached to it and figure out what park the kid plays at and when they aren't looking take the kid and run! Then hold it for ransom and use those creepy ransom letters with the letters cut out of magazines and shit and demand they give you at least like $50,000 for their kid back then they'll give you $50,000 and you can leave the kid under a bridge somewhere...

or you could just find a new girl...
Feb 16 2013 9:26PM
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deleted5
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i call, and raise you



Feb 16 2013 9:31PM
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Spinoza
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Feb 16 2013 9:33PM
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shorty_T
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Have your new, much hotter girlfriend call her from a blocked number and say "Hello, I am calling on behalf of the CDC. Someone, I cannot divulge his name, you have recently had intercourse with is being treated for an STD and you need to speak with your doctor immediately.Good luck..."
She will think new guy gave her an STD... Karma is then returned to it's original balance.
Feb 16 2013 9:47PM
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erica
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http://calmingmanatee.com/

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Feb 16 2013 9:51PM
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RockNRollNghtClb
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ur a fucking deusche, i hope someone breaks ur kneecap
Feb 16 2013 9:55PM
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erica
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also more baby arctic/sea animals because they're so cute and how can you not smile from them

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and whatever this is
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Feb 16 2013 10:02PM
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alvy.
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Go for her dad!!!
Feb 16 2013 10:10PM
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first_rodeo
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Bang a skinnier girl (or busty if shes a twig) ..................

 problem solved, she will get depressed for a few years

Threads:    pulled this a few times____ they all end up going crazy

Feb 16 2013 10:11PM
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VT_scratch
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sorry dog, that sucks


go kick it with our homies and start chatting to some other girls!
Feb 16 2013 10:15PM
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NotGhood
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also if you're a LOTR fan hopefully this will make you laugh:

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<3
Feb 16 2013 10:20PM
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accualyisdolan
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This could actually work if he spins both ways
Feb 16 2013 10:40PM
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