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Rose Ideas for V-day

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walshie
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Okay y'all

I got a dozen roses, gonna give one to each girl at this place from a "secret admirer"

anyway I want ideas of what to write on the note...

Im thinking : Name,
You are beautiful inside and out - A secret admirer
or Your smile makes the world go round. - A secret admirer

Anyway I need 10 more phrases to put. Thanks and INB4 Gay IDC

Thanks -- Mikey
12 years ago
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.AR6rider.
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I want to gently insert my penis into your rectum and urinate - a secret admirer

Look around. One of the people in this room is going to rape you. Me. - a secret admirer

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're going to die tonight if you don't let me have sex with you - a secret admirer

You would be beautiful if you weren't fat. Just kidding. - a secret admirer

12 years ago
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walshie
Posts: 743 - Karma: 628
forgot can't be about rape either.
12 years ago
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ironic
Posts: 735 - Karma: 104
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Duct tape roses.

Also, I found this to be very helpful:
http://www.askmen.com/dating/player_250/250_love_games.html
12 years ago
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,823
Give the bitch dead roses, bitches love dead roses.
12 years ago
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Granby_killdozer
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GOLD!
12 years ago
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cubber
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 638
Across the room, I watch you eat. How I'd love to lick your feet. I want to choke you at the throat, wear your skin like a coat. Don't you wonder who i am? Do you think you'll taste like ham? I hope that you will understand. All I'm saving is your hand. Don't be scared, it isn't weird, I'll give you a hint, I don't have a beard. slut. -A Secret Admirer

hallmark u jelly
12 years ago
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Bateman
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hahahah holy shit you and ar6 just won.
12 years ago
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snwbrdmilf
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Hahahaha omg, hilarious. You and ar6 have given Hallmark a run for their money. Rotten ecards might be calling you.
12 years ago
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Jeebus.
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Also, V-Day isn't valentines day.. V-Day means victory day, for example VE- day victory in europe, VJ-day victory in japan. V-day is not valentines day, dum dum.
12 years ago
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theBearJew
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actually V-Day is Valentines Day... VD-Day just looked weird so they dropped the D. It means Victory over the Dick day. It's the day women celebrate their victory over conquering the male penis and controlling it.
12 years ago
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Jeebus.
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Hahhaha well played, sir.
12 years ago
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BlackCupid
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You should try to actually make each one relevant to the specific girls. For example, if one has pretty eyes, say something about her eyes.
12 years ago
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Jeebus.
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hah, GAYYYYYYYY
12 years ago
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