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Why you don't throw a can of axe in the fireplace

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Hammyslapwagon
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Feb 13 2013 2:25PM
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theabortionator
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Because it will explode. Don't even need to watch a video to tell me that. People dun goofed at life
Feb 13 2013 2:29PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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more like, "why you don't throw a can of axe in your own fireplace."


Feb 13 2013 2:31PM
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deleted5
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Because it's a pressurized piece of metal and it will explode to hand grenade if you add heat
Feb 13 2013 2:31PM
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Stickity
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AND AH I WOULD WALK 500 MILES
Feb 13 2013 2:33PM
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jbalz
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this is what happens when a bunch of nazis live in the same home
Feb 13 2013 2:37PM
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theBearJew
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hahahah
Feb 13 2013 2:39PM
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Jewschoolers
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lol'd
Feb 13 2013 2:44PM
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bigerbob
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svensker er rimelig dumme
Feb 13 2013 2:48PM
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Fluttershy
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ill give this a try after im done boiling gasoline. ill get back to you and let you know how it goes
Feb 13 2013 2:52PM
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HamFaceGirl
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Oh my gosh, you're so smart!
Feb 13 2013 2:54PM
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Bateman
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They're swedish.

Get educated.
Feb 13 2013 3:00PM
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sNaubi
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swedes...


text: puts axe in fireplace, put on something that makes a boom (music), a bit later.

after explosion:
angry dude: fucking assholes, who fucking did it?, cut it out for fucks sake who the fuck put it there?, fucking assholes who put it there?, who put it there?, who put it there?, did you throw it or what?
filmer: noho no , fucks wrong with you.
angry dude:(something), (something) going home, fucking... .
Feb 13 2013 3:12PM
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timmi
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God people who don't speak English are dumb.
Feb 13 2013 4:44PM
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crab_pretzel
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hahahaha lold pretty hard
Feb 13 2013 4:53PM
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Dr.Powpow
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To be honest I thought all of that was pretty amusing.
Feb 13 2013 5:00PM
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sNaubi
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Feb 14 2013 2:32PM
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Funkadelic
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*people who don't speak American are dumb.
Feb 14 2013 2:47PM
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nagger
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I love those cold winter nights where I just go home, hang with some buddies, throw on a fire with a bottle of axe and listen to the terry fox theme song.
Feb 14 2013 3:15PM
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Peter.
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the greatest soundtrack for a can of axe exploding
Feb 14 2013 3:24PM
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